Tom Cruise hit on Slash

May 5th, 2010 // 38 Comments

This apparently happened over the weekend, but there’s no way I could live with myself without passing along the most random TCLTC anecdote yet. From the New York Times:

POOR Slash. All the star guitarist wanted to do was tune his Gibson and collect his thoughts before going onstage at the Staples Center here with the Black Eyed Peas. He was jittery — a tattooed bundle of nerves in a leather top hat.
But a visitor was outside his dressing room door, his manager announced. Was it O.K. for Tom Cruise to come in and say hello?
Slash, who recently released a solo album (“Slash”) but is still best known for his Guns N’ Roses days, was taken aback. “As in, Tom Cruise Tom Cruise?” he asked. Yep, the wide-eyed manager said. “Um, yeah sure — tell him to come in.”
And suddenly there was a beaming Mr. Cruise. His wife, Katie Holmes, lingered behind him. “I’m a big fan, and I just really wanted to meet you,” Mr. Cruise said. Some awkward banter followed — neither man seemed to know whether to play the fan role or the celebrity one — and ended with a confession.
“I’m a little nervous to go onstage,” Slash said in a soft voice. Mr. Cruise tried to comfort him, saying the same thing happens on a movie set. “That’s good,” Mr. Cruise asserted. “That means it will be a good performance.”
With that, Mr. Cruise bid adieu, leaving Slash a bit discombobulated (although, frankly, it was hard to tell since his face was almost entirely hidden by mirrored aviator sunglasses and his enormous mop of hair). “That has to be one of the weirdest things that has happened to me in at least two weeks,” he said, adding that he couldn’t believe how nice Mr. Cruise was. “And he’s not as short as everybody seems to think.”

My favorite part of this story? Tom Cruise making Katie Holmes tag along in case things go south.

TOM: Great to meet you, Mr. Slash. Just great.
SLASH: Are you massaging my hand?
TOM: What? No! In fact, I brought my wife. Katie! Get in here. Say the words.
KATIE: Tom puts his penis in my vagina.
TOM: See? Now who wants to wrestle?

Photos: Getty
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  1. FIRST

    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!

  2. cuntychops

    second, bitches. Tom luv de cock.

  3. FIRST

    …oh yea…when I get FIRST i like to celebrate by sucking nigger cock…any takers?? :)

  4. Justice League

    ^^^
    THIS GUY.

  5. jjjj

    lovin tha dick

  6. Kubla Khan

    I like my burger well done.

  7. Matthew

    FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE KATIE AND TCLTC

  8. monty

    LOL “SAY THE WORDS”

  9. havoc

    You could give me all day and I wouldn’t come up with these two in the same room. Did he kiss him on the lips like Travolta?

    .

  10. ihateemo

    “…in at least two weeks.” Priceless! Oh, to be Slash.

    How does he still get nervous? Because he’s playing in front of a big crowd or because he’s reduced to playing with the Black Eyed Peas?

  11. e

    IT WASNT REALLY KATIE!!!!
    IT WAS REPICANT KATIE # 23!!!!!!!!!

  12. Jason

    Eddie Van Halen is nervous every time he plays in front of people, he says. That is why he drank so much; to calm his nerves. I don’t blame. I play guitar very well but hate to play in front of my GF!! I get nervous.

  13. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    TCLTC!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    How many of you were there when this was the biggest meme on this site, aside from Kim-Hating and Perez Hilton making jokes about fucking Big Jim?
    (Yeah, Perez Hilton got its start here as a commenter. Never stop dreaming.)
    “I feel like Nazi Germany!”
    God, those were the days.
    I spent more time reading the comments (and commenting) than on the site.
    Now?
    Fuck you all.

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    TCLTC!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    How many of you were there when this was the biggest meme on this site, aside from Kim-Hating and Perez Hilton making jokes about fucking Big Jim?
    (Yeah, Perez Hilton got its start here as a commenter. Never stop dreaming.)
    “I feel like Nazi Germany!”
    God, those were the days.
    I spent more time reading the comments (and commenting) than on the site.
    Now?
    Fuck you all.

  15. dan

    Possibly funniest Supe ever.

  16. gen

    @15

    Totally agree with you!! This is his funniest fake dialogue ever! lmao!

  17. Rough to the bone

    Is this TCLTC movement suppose to be funny or slanderous… Cant decide which side i want to be on…

  18. word2yamoms

    Tom puts his cock in my mangina

  19. Joe Buck

    he made sweet love to my chin —-JBLTC

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  26. even slash thinks meeting tom cruise is wierd.

  27. Nero

    Did he get that hat as a present from TCLTC?

  28. starmaker

    Well,i’d agree he’s one of the best guitar players at the moment.Guns N’ Roses haven’t been the same without him.

  29. Gando

    Many times talented people aren’t good team players.Which is essential for a band.

  30. Marcela

    that dialogue was some hilarious shit.

  31. m65

    what a tool tom cruise is

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