Tom Cruise has no sense of humor

March 17th, 2006 // 154 Comments

*tom_cruise_south_park.jpgTom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night’s South Park episode about Scientology by warning that he’d refuse to promote Mission Impossible 3, insiders say. Since Paramount is banking on MI3 to make money this summer, and Paramount is owned by Viacom, which also owns Comedy Central, the tactic worked. The South Park episode – which pokes fun at Scientology and shows Cruise, John Travolta and R. Kelly – was mysteriously pulled at the last minute.

Well thank goodness Tom got the episode pulled; otherwise people might start thinking Scientology was weird or something. I don’t know at what point Tom became such a jackass, though it’s a well known fact that short people are intrinsically evil and must be destroyed. Hey, it’s right there in the Bible, right after the part where Jesus flies around around the Earth to reverse time and save Lois.



  1. BroadwayBaby84

    i have always hated tom cruise but now i officially refuse to ever watch one of his movies again. that guy is a bag of douche and scientology is a cult not a religion. any person part of a “religion” that requires you to go into bankrupcy in order to join and that doesn’t allow you to ever speak to your family again if you leave is mentally insane, which for them is ok since they don’t believe in mental disorders. if you have the time read this amazing article that rolling stone put out.

  2. WakeUpWorld

    I’m a Scientologist and I’ll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it’s a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let’s look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology… Let’s assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you’ll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It’s OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don’t assume that what you’ve been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?


  3. dude love

    Apparently Issac Hayes didnt quit the show because he was ‘offended’

    he was FORCED to quit the show because of $cientologists pressuring him to leave.

    He didnt mind the jokes and found them really funny. but he was confronted by $cientologist higherups (and possibly cruise himself, the number 2 man of $cientology) and they forced him to leave with the humiliation tactics that cruise uses on people (remember the waterpistol microphone incident, or the ‘gay’ rumors, and the recent ‘infertile’ beleifs)….Hayes didnt want to leave, he was happy playing chef, but no thanks to tommy boy and $cientology made him feel uneasy and probbaly said “either you quit the show or you’re excommunicated and will never get our support in future films and other roles, in other words, leave that show or you’re on your own”……..those evil BASTARDS!

    We all know cruise is (a) Gay (he cant hide it….like when he ‘scolded’ that reporter for spraying him with water, he kept holding his hand)

    (b) a control freak

    (c) sue happy

    (d) infertile

    (e) has no sense of humor

    (f) a coward (he needs support of lawyers and the media to back him up)

  4. god

    Wakeupworld. you obviously are not in the higher ranks of scientology. when you get to higher ranks (by paying money) THEN you will be told about the Zenu story.

    This is part of the reason Cruise went bezerk, because South Park hit dead home on the classified information…the only alteration they made was that Xenu’s men dropped the frozen aliens into the volcanoes lava, while Hubbard wrote that the aliens were placed around the volcanoes and then blown up with hydrogen bombs.

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