Tom Cruise (giving us the Klaatu Stare above) and Katie Holmes moved into their new Beverly Hills home over the weekend and threw a little housewarming party. And Oprah came! OMG! Okay, I’m calm, I’m calm. It turns out the party also had an ulterior motive steeped in Scientology. Go figure. Page Six has the details:
One attendee said, “Everyone he’s been having issues with was invited: Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, you name it. Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology ‘cures’ gays . . . There’s a tenet in Scientology that basically says, ‘After you cut people off, you have to invite them back in.’”
Dammit, Tom. Can’t you just have people over to keep up the illusion your marriage isn’t a sham without involving Scientology for once? And while we’re at it, Xenu Pictionary BLOWS! Yup, I went there. But, I’ll admit, the Thetan meatballs are pretty damn tasty. What are they made of again? The homeless? Oh, that’s nice.
Jrz | June 4, 2008 at 11:45 am
Can the two of them look ANY more uncomfortable in the picture of him trying to wrap her leg around him, as if that happens all the time?
Jimbollina Seville | June 4, 2008 at 11:46 am
What’s wrong with the gays?
deacon jones | June 4, 2008 at 11:46 am
Huge rack alert, top right, pic 4
Tom Cruise | June 4, 2008 at 11:47 am
SECOND! LOL!
Anna | June 4, 2008 at 11:48 am
I think you mean the illusion that their marriage isn’t a sham.
The Gorgeous One | June 4, 2008 at 11:48 am
That is an awesome stare. O O
VickyOz | June 4, 2008 at 11:49 am
Awkward indeed!
pointandlaugh | June 4, 2008 at 11:50 am
Tom’s Klaatu stare scares me
Tom Cruise | June 4, 2008 at 11:53 am
HAHAHAHA See everyone I am hugging my wife, does everyone see that? HAHAHAHA We just can’t keep our hands off each other, you all can tell that right? HAHAHAHA I just can’t help loving that man of mine..woman of mine HAHAHAHA.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 4, 2008 at 11:54 am
TCLTC
That is all…
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 4, 2008 at 11:54 am
TCLTC
That is all…
blp | June 4, 2008 at 11:56 am
Look at his evil scientology stare!
Matt Lauer | June 4, 2008 at 11:59 am
Where in the world is Matt Lauer? It sure as shit wasn’t at that party, fucking douchebags. Where the fuck was my invitation?? Cruise is a goddamn prick.
grobpilot | June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
“Steeped” in Scientology, you fish-breathed knucklehead.
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 4, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Damnit, I threw that invitation away because I thought it was junk mail! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!
Gia | June 4, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I am no longer a fan of Tom because he dumped Nicole without warning or marriage counseling. He left Nicole and his 2 kids to start a new life. He has bad character and I would never ever pay to see one of his movies.
Barak Obama | June 4, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Deacon, thanks for the mammeries.
Corlyss | June 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm
#3 – Thanks for pointing it out. I missed it the first time.
#16 – Wut? Is that the only reason you wont pay to see one of his movies? Because he left Nicole? Not because he plays the same character in every movie? (Same Character; See, Himself)
deacon jones | June 4, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Always on my toes Barack
Nice win yesterday
sarah | June 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm
he dumped nicole on the eve of their seventh year of marriage, bc then he wouldve had to pay her more money in alimony. how does he get these lovely women to marry him? must have something to do with the klaatu stare haha. hes so bizarre! get will smith away from him! get katie out of his crazed grip!
nipolian | June 4, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Fish – I don’t want to tell you how to run your site……..but if you could kindly remove numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 & 8 from the So Freaking Hot section it would be greatly appriciated. Thank you.
btw TCLTC
Bags and circles aka veggi's favorite troll | June 4, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Tom looks like he’s got bags and circles under his eyes.
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Frankly, that’s just a load of bs. In a previous Tom Cruise article, I scoped out the pics of Tom’s house and then found the very same house right down to the last damn tree on Google Earth.
I’m serious. I couldn’t tell the exact street address, but I’ve got the EXACT latitude and longitude stored on my computer, as well as the name of the street in front of his house. Hell, I ought to post it, and then WE’LL JUST SEE ABOUT “MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE”!!! >: (
stupid pwned troll | June 4, 2008 at 12:23 pm
He should get a tattoo that reads “I’M NOT GAY!!!”
britney's weave | June 4, 2008 at 12:23 pm
i agree #1, that is pretty fucking ridiculous.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 4, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I love how she mocks him by wearing heels…
Tasha | June 4, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Katie looks Pregnant again – Xenu help her if she is.
Tom Cruise Sucks! | June 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm
#20
What a heartless SOB and cheap bastard!
Tom Cruise Sucks!
BigGyrl | June 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Okay where in the scripts of holy Scientology does it say that throwing your entire weight on your wife is sexy? Even if you are a homosexual and your marriage is a complete sham?
He just looks so uncomfortable next to a woman like he is just doing anything like an immature pre-schooler to keep himself busy.
You know what, I have the rest of the pictures of this film and
the fifth picture his Tom & Katie waving goood-bye to their guests.
The sixth picture is Tom pushing Katie away mimicking the work “Yuck!” as they turn to go into the house.
The seventh picture is Tom givin himself “cootie shots” and crossing his fingers.
butterfly | June 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm
WOW this guy is clearly nuts (as if we didn’t know that already)….but that stare is priceless. I’m going to send a huge copy of just that face in an email every time someone at my work pisses me off.
PunkA | June 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm
He looks like on uptight, angry individual. I bet he is one intense dude and sucks to be around for long periods of time. Not the type of guy to just sit around with and shoot the breeze all day. If you did, fist fights happen.
And what is up with the all white? The pants are horrible on him. His money ought to buy better clothes.
havoc | June 4, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I always knew it was the Scientologists that came up with the concept of atonement.
To be fair, Tom Cruise did cure me. Of paying $8.00 to see one of his movies…
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FRIST!!! | June 4, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Nipolian, haha, I was thinking the same thing!!
Ok, somebody tell me because I didn’t get the memo…how did Tom piss off Oprah? Is she pissed that he wrecked her couch or something??
Lipper | June 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm
These two always bring a smile to my face, so much to say and so much to crack on. Where DO you start? *sigh*
Whips out banner and raises it high over head “TCLTC!!!”
Never gets old ya know?
stupid pwned troll | June 4, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The fact that Tom can’t even act straight is all the proof I will ever need to know for sure that he’s a shitty actor.
Tom | June 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm
LOL
BigGyrl | June 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm
OMG!!! I just developed the eight picture
As they walk into their separate wings, Tom to the West and Katie to the East wing, Katie Holmes removes her mask to reveal they she is really……
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DAVID SPADE, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zee Brat | June 4, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Best Headline/Photo combo ever.
Zee Brat | June 4, 2008 at 1:07 pm
The only other Headline/Photo combo that came close was Jenna Jameson Looks Like Beef Jerky. Another classic.
UNCLE NED | June 4, 2008 at 1:08 pm
It looks like his family on the right, and poor Katie’s on the left.
Remember how Denise’s family sucked up to O.J. before she was butchered? They were all just one big happy family then.
Hollywood is a sham, it’s bogus, there is NO JOY in Mudville.
And #16 – didn’t Nicole leave HIM because she was raised Catholic and didn’t want her two adopted crumb-crunchers raised around that Scientology shit?
UNCLE NED | June 4, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Sorry, of course I meant before Nicole Brown was butchered – but Denise came off like a total cunt anyway, so there. . .
Chupacabra | June 4, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Ok… no one has mentioned his *FREAKY ENORMOUSLY LARGE FEET IN PIC 4?* WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE? CLOWN SHOES?
HuckyDucky | June 4, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Klaatu, Verata, Ni
toolboy | June 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Tom looks good in the Jim Jones leisure wear. I wonder what flavor of cool aid was served….
Ted from LA | June 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Is it just me or does he look like R.P. McMurphy after the lobotomy?
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | June 4, 2008 at 2:08 pm
OOOH, he’s an angry little elf. I bet he’s from the South Pole.
snarky | June 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm
oh lets just lay off crazy tommy boy already; I don’t think he’s gay, I just think he’s weird & screwed up; espc after hearing about his past and the way his dad treated him. That is one hell of a freaky stare though, holy crap…
Just Sayin | June 4, 2008 at 2:38 pm
@13 – yeah and Matt Lauer is just about a prissy little “Nancy-Pants”
Who the hell cares where he is as long as it’s not anywhere near
shoofitz | June 4, 2008 at 2:52 pm
#46: Lay off Tom Cruise?? You can’t be serious!! There’s a plethera of cracks just waiting to be made on that egotistical bastard. My father treated me like shit too, does that mean I have an excuse to act like a douchebag? Oh yeah, and….
TCLTC TCLTC
gerard Vandenberg | June 4, 2008 at 2:53 pm
People people wake up in time.
This “WHITE” embicile is trying to trick the whole fucking world with his scientology-leadership!!
REMEBER THESE WORDS!!
norton | June 4, 2008 at 3:09 pm
What’s with the “pure as driven snow” white getup? I’ll bet the inside of that house is weird as hell… indirect soft blue lighting, white marble everywhere and some strangely – soft hypnotic sci-fi music in the background.
I’ll bet he has his own chair in the middle of the great room elevated (with a step ladder, since he’s a fucking midget) so he can look down upon his minions when they visit.