Tom Cruise enjoys Mother’s Day

May 8th, 2006 // 70 Comments

tcruise-mothers-day.jpgTo celebrate her first Mother’s Day, Tom Cruise has thrown down almost a thousand dollars on a bouquet of flowers for Katie Holmes.


  1. Jacq

    #50 – If we were both sweaty and nervous – yeah, it was me.

  2. gammanormids

    flowers? flowers..? FLOWERS!!!!
    I don’t care how much they cost: they eventually die!!!
    When you’re an average person or a five years old kid, flowers or a handmade card are OK, but if you are a superstar, then the less you can give is a fucking car!!!
    (Oh! I get it: with a car, Kat(i)e might escape you… silly me… yeah, your fucking flowers are ok)

  3. sherry-co

    Never ceases to amaze me, the kind of sluttish whore you are Jacq, but each time you post it only affirms the fact that you probably fuck anything that walks. You have no class, your mouth is as filthy as your toilet, and most definitely you are so reamed out, you can take 12″ without blinking an eye….totally disgusting human being…if anyone got enjoyment from a gang bang it would be you Jacq.

    Your claim to fame is being crowned the most used whore BOTH online and offline…

    everyone applaud the whore, she sure has earned it…hahahaha..now run along slut you have sooooo many ppl to infect with your array of STDS…busy girl you are..awww the glamorous life of a whore…

  4. ImCurly

    When are they ever home with this baby ??? And what does Tom do for Nicole for Mother’s day … they do have two kids together … he’s such an ass hole … BIG TIME

  5. sherry-co

    Tom Cruise is a very generous and romantic man. It was not the flowers which made his gift expensive but the ultra expensive Limoges vase…

    TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE!!…just a reminder….

  6. Laffinmybuttoff

    He spends time with his other children. He goes to sporting events followed by 100s of photographers who document how much he loves his children.(block the view for other parents, distract the kids while theyre playing, make the other kids hate the Cruise kids for it, fill up the parking lot so the other parents have no where to park and generally distrupt what is supposed to be a kids soccer game not a media circus)

  7. CruisingForCock

    53 You took it too far. You can’t call someone a whore and talk about how big of a cock they can take when you are trying to insult them for being nasty.

  8. xc0mplicated

    Oh Sherry. I wish I could sneak beneath your greasy, plus-sized mumu and place my deft tongue within the folds of your sweet love tunnel. I would lick you clean, girl, and use your glue-like cum to seal your mouth shut as I sodomize your tight asshole. I wish I could put the beef in your taco, baby. Call me. I miss you.

  9. 31 – Well, if you love his cock or let him love yours, you probably WILL have 10% of what he’s got in the bank. Hush money can get expensive, you know.

  10. @58 – I *vomit*…….nevermind.

  11. ebayfan414

    Flowers? That’s funny! I thought I heard that for mother’s day Tom was gonna let Katie watch him suck Pink’s peepee

  12. URalllosers

    What a sweet guy he is! I can only imagine how good he is at arranging flowers. Flowers are pretty. Yeah babies. Yeah moms!

    Excuse me while I go puke up my chicken dinner now.

  13. 55 – You are right. Tom is very generous and romantic. One time when he was in court suing one of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many *deep breath* many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many men who *wink wink* allegedly claim to have had gay sex with him, I was waiting to be tried for dynamiting a bus of school children because the voices in my head told me to do it. The DA wanted to sentence me to a maximium security psych hospital because two state pyschiatrists had declared me insane. But Tom stood up for me and told the judge that the DA and his experts didn’t know about psychology. So he got me off. I went up to say “thanks” and Tom just said I could repay him by letting him blow me. I said “Well, what’s in it for me?” He quit calling later.

  14. I guess the point of that story is that you’d have to be very generous and romantic to spring a mass murderer in exchange for anonymous gay sex.

    Well, not anonymous, since I knew he was Tom Cruise, and he knew that I was “People v. Itches”

  15. Iambananas

    Aww, what a good son.

  16. Thats nice of him haha.

  17. Geetch

    I guess Tom never learned about parallelism…or he’s just really creepy signing the card “Daddy”, ’cause he sure ain’t Katie Holmes daddy. Unless Scientology’s down with that.

  18. To_Bill_Braskey!

    i gave my mother a picture frame

  19. antispace

    doesn’t matter. everyone still thinks it’s a sham. 900 dollarsworth of flowers doesn’t mean shit. that’s like the tom cruise equivalent of buying a drink from a vending machine.

  20. Cyborganizer

    @ 55

    “TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE!!”
    i think you may have left something out.

    TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE THE COCK!!

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