Democratic Assemblyman Ted Lieu has introduced a bill that would prohibit the selling, leasing, or distributing of an ultrasound machine by California manufacturers to anyone other than licensed medical professionals, after it was publicized that Tom Cruise had purchased one for use at home with Katie Holmes.
“If someone sees Tom Cruise buy one, they think this is the thing to do,” Lieu said. “This is a public safety measure. There’s really no medical reason for an untrained person to use this machine.”
If people are stupid enough to follow Tom Cruise’s example then I say let them. It’s called natural selection and I’m all for it. I don’t want to live in a world where jumping on people’s couches, eating placenta, and pretending to be a doctor are accepted forms of social behavior. Hell, why not speed things up and report Tom Cruise likes drinking Drāno and occasionally taking baths with a plugged in toaster oven.
His hair really does look like a toupee. A few more cors feet and self tan and he will start to look like that puppet “Madam”
TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE….just a reminder…
Wow, at first i thought. Yeah he’s a bit insane or maybe sometimes he’s joking. When i heard Katie’s pregnant, ok, not funny… Now untra osund machine???
WTF???!!!! I have the feeling that he just wants to keep her pregnant. FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Cruise: Hmmm… let’s see how i can find ways of manipulating Kate, oh yes, i need to make her fans stop calling her katie. Maybe get her pregnant, as many times as i can. Just make sure my rejuvenation (trophee wife) doesn’t realize i’m just an old prick who wants to feel 20, sucking up her youth and making her bear children.
I want her to look older drastically, so let me change her name and make it public. I got a good plan, let me fuck up her life as much as i can so that when she realizes the mistake she made and how insane i am. It’s too late, she’ll be older unattractive and with 5 kids.
Oh yes, ultrasound machine, to hint her theirs many children to come!!!!
Mamacita, I meant, I am a Mexican too. SO that makes me a sarcastic Mexican. Get it?
#102
Are you a robot? Programmed to love, honor and cherish all that is Scientology and Tom Cruise? Because you really need to get new material. It’s just not funny, entertaining, or worth the space you wasted typing it. Poor space #102. It just never had a chance. *sob*
@104
Yeah, I know. I got it when you first said it. But, now I’m confused. Why’d you think I didn’t get it?
You know what. I’ll take that back, fuck him!
It sounds more like a father than an insane husband. WTF?!
Katie change your name, your a child bearing woman. You are now “Kate” Fuck your parents bullshit name.
Kate, your pregnant, don’t ask. You just are…
Kate, you now believe in scientology.
Kate, i will put a pacifier on your mouth while you push my spawn. I SWEAR IF I HEAR YOU SCREAM, YOU WILL TRAUMATIZE BABY “pointy nosed pickpocket!
Kate, i love you, but i love my money. Go ahead, divorce me, I’ve known my money before you.
Kate, ignore my new ultra sound machine.
Kate, come with me to watch mission impossible stunts thereby creating a phobia of my death. So that you’ll cling to me for even longer.
Kate,… Tell me im pretty
@105
Cuz you said lambananas is no Mexican, sarcastic or otherwise.
But now I get what you mean. So nevermind.
I think I’ll go shoot myself now.
WORK IT TOM! What a HOTTIE! HE looks like he’s at least 25. sigh..
#76. That’s cool! Man, there are some hateful people here! Your a breath of fresh air! There is too much hate all around.
Too much hate???! This is thesuperficial, i doubt you came here to throw roses at celebrities!
“I’m here, I’m queer, get used to it”
Lamebananass was preaching about love, kindess and celebrity worship all over the site yesterday. Then she advocated sending all the “illegal immigrants who are taking over the country” back home.
She’s a xenophobic twat with a third grade education. And I think she might be a lesbian. Unlike MeganHarris who is a child abducting, 59 year old pre-op transsexual.
I think I hate Lamebananass more than Tom Cruise loves the cock. And that’s alot.
Fuck the ultra-sound. Can we just make a law against Tom Cruise living?
*burns her shrine to Mariah Carey*
Tom Cruise is my favourite diva now.
“It’s raining men! Hallelujah! It’s raining men! Aaaaaaaamen!”
Probably not the best song selection there, Tommie.
Or was it:
“I’m so excited!
And I just can’t hide it!
I’m about to suck a dick
and you know I like it!”
I cant believe that guy gets paid to do anything. Eating placenta? WTF?!?!? Ultrasound machine for the home? Is he joking? Maybe he can use the ultrasound machine to protect the Scientologists from that Xemu alien or whatever if the duracel batteries run out or something.
http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/xenuleaf.htm
Tom Cruise is like a bad failed science experiment. If he would just take ritalin- he might become normal. Oh and whoever thinks he can act- you should leave the house more often. Seriously.
Tom Cruise loves the cock.
Does anyone else see Miami Vice with this guy’s outfit? Hideous.
This is for you guys.
http://tinyurl.com/mg55q
TCLTC!!
Children, children, you’re only ansry and raising your blood pressure by calling me stupid because you have no self esteem… stop obsessing over waht I say and stop worshiping me. I think you sit in front of your computer waiting for me to post to make your lives exciting.
Wow, that was good, I REALLY am bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
angry*
sherry-co, that was fucking righteous!
lambananas, stupid as usual
Is he re-enacting Zorro the Gay Blade?
“Now sweeng jour heeps! Flop jour wreests! Say ‘Joo naughty evil Alcalde!’”
Two bits
Four bits
Six bits
A peso!
All who think Tom’s gay
Stand up and say so!
“And I-e-I will always love co-o-ock! Will always love co-o-ck!”
Tom just handed you your ass, Whitney!
I agree, that would be a good idea.
#109
Fuck off you insipid cunt
#120
did your mommy write that for you, shit-for-brains?