Democratic Assemblyman Ted Lieu has introduced a bill that would prohibit the selling, leasing, or distributing of an ultrasound machine by California manufacturers to anyone other than licensed medical professionals, after it was publicized that Tom Cruise had purchased one for use at home with Katie Holmes.
“If someone sees Tom Cruise buy one, they think this is the thing to do,” Lieu said. “This is a public safety measure. There’s really no medical reason for an untrained person to use this machine.”
If people are stupid enough to follow Tom Cruise’s example then I say let them. It’s called natural selection and I’m all for it. I don’t want to live in a world where jumping on people’s couches, eating placenta, and pretending to be a doctor are accepted forms of social behavior. Hell, why not speed things up and report Tom Cruise likes drinking Drāno and occasionally taking baths with a plugged in toaster oven.
Tracie | May 4, 2006 at 9:32 am
TCLTC!!!!!
Dr.Rokter | May 4, 2006 at 9:32 am
Heterosexual men do not stand like that.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 9:33 am
I bet he uses that ultrasound machine to see just how far that dude’s dick can go in his bottom.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 9:33 am
Pretty far.
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 9:35 am
actually, i think that *is* a hairpiece
missscoobie | May 4, 2006 at 9:35 am
Look at his hair! WFT??????
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 9:36 am
straight guys do not talk with their hands, either…that is one limp wrist, folks
Lala | May 4, 2006 at 9:37 am
Now that the baby’s born, they’ve found a second use for that ultrasound machine – they use it on Tom’s head. No joke. They fire up the Jiffy-Pop, get a case of soda, and all go into his private screening room, where everyone marvels at the image of the pea-sized mush on the screen, that use to be Tom’s brain. Good times.
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 9:38 am
and is that a *cream*-colored jacket? oy.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 9:41 am
Again with the Jewish mobster glasses.
SuperSpence | May 4, 2006 at 9:43 am
Here is a serious question: When was the last time you saw Tom Cruise behaving normally in public?
Seriously. It’s very easy to make jokes about how crazy he seems right now, but I think it is literally true. Funny and also true. That’s the best kind of true.
Also, in other news: Tom Cruise likes it from behind. Also true.
THeOriginalDiva | May 4, 2006 at 9:51 am
Are we really supposed to believe he isn’t gay? He looks like a Ricky Martin bobblehead.
Kweef | May 4, 2006 at 9:55 am
I had no idea people were buying ultrasound machines in droves. Thank god for Ted Lieu, now those two bastards in the world that want to buy ultrasound machines to get daily updates on their fetus’s pancreas growth will be stopped!! Next he needs to introduce a bill that would demand Tom Cruise get’s a tattoo on his forehead that says “I love the cock!!”
large_sized_teen | May 4, 2006 at 9:57 am
good one, Tracie.
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2006 at 10:00 am
It makes me mad that the Unibomber sent the package’s to others but not him………..
evilcookie007 | May 4, 2006 at 10:00 am
God is going to smite him…seriously. It’s just a matter of time. He’s gone totally fucking crazy. Oh, and he loves the cock, too…
large_sized_teen | May 4, 2006 at 10:00 am
I mean it, though. lol, and congrats on being first.
CruisingForCock | May 4, 2006 at 10:04 am
Those are some tight girl jeans he has on. This is as close to getting in a girls pants as he gets.
krisdylee | May 4, 2006 at 10:04 am
Those are some nice tight jeans, Tom. Way to show off the wrinkles on your stinky scrotum.
krisdylee | May 4, 2006 at 10:05 am
Ha, had no idea Cruising was posting the same fuckin’ thing!! Great minds DO think alike…
memichelle77 | May 4, 2006 at 10:05 am
Look at me!! I’m wearing cool jeans and a leather jacket!! I’m sooo in touch with the youth of America!!! (just ask my baby momma)
sharkbite | May 4, 2006 at 10:07 am
Even the government says you’re insane, Tom. That’s saying something!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
CruisingForCock | May 4, 2006 at 10:08 am
@20 I actually had the word Nice in there but took it out. Freaking crazy – like Tom Cruise.
Jacq | May 4, 2006 at 10:16 am
He is more than welcome to borrow my toaster oven. The only condition is that I get credit for plugging it in.
Have sales of ultra-sound machines spiked lately? Whomever sold it to him ought to be shot. Even the FDA said that there wasn’t a legal way that he should have been able to get his hands on one.
Phoenix | May 4, 2006 at 10:19 am
All joking aside, why the hell would someone buy an ultrasound machine. Seriously WHY? Isn’t the hospital enough and anyway, you wouldn’t even know what was going on without any training. It’ll be just like looking at a river with a blob sticking out.
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 10:23 am
tight jeans, and *no* package therein…methinks tom’s a wee boy
Fisher55 | May 4, 2006 at 10:23 am
he looks like one of the priceisright chicks
Pearly | May 4, 2006 at 10:25 am
Jewish mobster glasses, bahahahahahahahaha!!! He looks so fey in that picture it’s ridiculous! Did Carson Kressley dress him that morning?
krisdylee | May 4, 2006 at 10:27 am
Those kids don’t look at that enthused to be there. More like a bit nervous…
krisdylee | May 4, 2006 at 10:27 am
I had a jacket like that in 1984. And I am not a dude.
pinky_nip | May 4, 2006 at 10:35 am
Donkey farmers have seen less male ass than this cocksucker.
Kweef | May 4, 2006 at 10:37 am
All gay men pretending to be straight buy ultra sound machines for their faux pregnant “girlfriends” Makes the farse more believable and it’s in “How to pass as hetro for Dummies” second edition.
buckinggrimace | May 4, 2006 at 10:38 am
That blonde chick behind (above) him – MeganHarris?
pinky_nip | May 4, 2006 at 10:38 am
BTW, what’s with the “spot” on his shirt? Gee let me guess what that is…
PapaHotNuts | May 4, 2006 at 10:43 am
I bought an ultrasound machine, but I thought it was just a cool name for a stereo. Boy was I disappointed when I tried to play my “Wham” album. But I did get a cool picture of my spleen.
sweetcheeks | May 4, 2006 at 10:47 am
Gasoline orange-mocha-frappucino fight, anyone?
pinky_nip | May 4, 2006 at 10:48 am
“Wake me up, before you go-go”
xaputa | May 4, 2006 at 10:49 am
he looks like a caucasian girly version of a gay ricky martin. And that is a lot of gay.
i do believe he is this close to becoming a raging queen.
…oh wait, nevermind
[tcltc_smiley]***
djyuckfou | May 4, 2006 at 10:52 am
its shows some kind of mass mentality if an actual law has to be passed to stop ppl buying ultrashound machines because a looney tunes celeb bought one..lol..dum- dee dum dum!
tinkerbelle | May 4, 2006 at 10:52 am
he heads a long list of people seriously trudging through mid-life crisis. plus he’s crazy. buh-bye!
spatz | May 4, 2006 at 10:55 am
djyuckfou:
sherry-co is that you?
Grphdesi23 | May 4, 2006 at 10:57 am
He wears underwear with dickholes in them.
PapaHotNuts | May 4, 2006 at 10:59 am
Pinky, you know the way to a man’s heart.
gsprescueguy | May 4, 2006 at 11:00 am
Does anyone think that TC might be gay?
Holy crap, he looks like he auditioning for La Cage aux Folles.
That pic makes the Jake’s pictures in his, “I’m a big bicycle fag” costume look cool.
You know Katie is saying, “Oh God, why did I marry a gay guy!”
djyuckfou | May 4, 2006 at 11:01 am
@41
no its dad
Rustler | May 4, 2006 at 11:03 am
Caption: Promotion for “Priscilla Queen of the Desert 2: Double the trouble”.. It will be fan-tas-tic!
missscoobie | May 4, 2006 at 11:06 am
AH, they’re not married yet.
look for a huge spat between them, after which kate packs up her money bags and leaves the child with cruise ooze, ala michael jackson.
then cruise can buttfuck til his heart’s content. which will be forever.
LickyLicky | May 4, 2006 at 11:17 am
Lube me up before you poke-poke
I’m a couch-jumping crazy joke-joke
Spooge my back with just one more stroke-stroke
Fuck my hiney tonight…
Hey, I think I found the original lyrics to wake me up before you go-go. Funny thing, they apply to GM as well as TC!
TCLTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!
Mercenary | May 4, 2006 at 11:19 am
It seems to me as if Mr Lieu is a complete moron beacause there is nothing dangerous about ultrasound. This dumbass is confusing it with roentgen. Besides, i find it strange that in a country which has a constitution that states that everbody has the right to own as many weapons as they want, somebody is trying to forbid something that is as innocuous as an ultrasound machine!!!
BigJim | May 4, 2006 at 11:26 am
I also recommend that scientologists:
-run with scissors
-play in traffic
-attempt to swim across the pacific ocean
-feed the bears
-take vacations in Iraq wearing t-shirts that say “Allah blows”