Tom Cruise has fallen so far off the sanity map that the little white thing he’s chewing in his mouth could be his baby’s thumb and nobody would be surprised.
@1: LickyLicky: you’re on such a roll today, you should consider changing your handle to LickitySplit.
We haven’t seen Katie Holmes since the birth of Suri, because she was immediately wheeled into surgery for her sex change operation. Tom will really be loving the cock soon enough and still think he’s fooling everyone.
#36 – He may be starting to look like Freddy Mercury, but he ain’t “out” like Mercury.
How much time has this new father spent at home with his new baby. An hour? A day even? Freaking wierd!!!
43, but with any luck he’ll soon be *a corpse* like Mercury
His shtick is wearing thin. He’s like a gay Robin Williams, always on. Even in the photo you can see he’s in “crowd fans are awesome” mode. That, or he’s sizing up Kobe Bryant for a mouthfuck.
Elton John has lost weight.
I think he is chewing the new gum for closet queens……SPUNKGUM.
What freakin’ 70’s flashback homo. Does he think that 54 is still open or what?
Homo looking 70’s Carrera type shades..CHECK!!
Love’o cock…that goes without sayin’.
It seems to me that Tom Cruise is trying to “channel” his success from the 1980’s. I mean, what is with those Sam Rothstein sunglasses? And is it just me, or is he wearing a Member’s Only jacket?
Nicole Kidman is the luckiest woman alive to get out of that mess.
Xenu loves the cock.
He looks like Hunter S. Thompson (or at least Johnny Depp’s portrayal).
Peyote and Desert living would explain a lot of his behavior no?
Tom Cruise loves the LandMan cock, the bigger the better!
Tom Adora El Dick
sigh. and the man bangs are back.
although I was referring to his hair, I suppose the other reading applies as well ;)
It takes a LOT of semen to lump up like that. He must have blown half the prduction staff before that pic was taken.
#54 I was eating lunch! Thanks for that image..what the fuck!
Tom for President 2008!!
..But if this goes ahead Tom will be giving oral elsewhere..
How old is he? he looks old! his hair, the sunglasses, his wrinkly eyes, the weird thing he has in his mouth…so not attractive!
It’s amazing how Mr. Cruise, the star of the intenational blockbuster Cocktail, has become exactly like the parody that homosexual comedian Ben Stiller did for the MTV awards a while back.
hehe, Cruise was in Cocktail, hehe.
I love reading everyones’ comments on these posts but I had to register just to ask–doesn’t anyone recognize the signature “Hair Club for Men” bangs? All I see if a hair transplant or a toupee.
And, of course, now the image of the one tooth in the middle of his big ass mouth will remain seered into my memory.
He looks better without the glasses
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