Tom Cruise has fallen so far off the sanity map that the little white thing he’s chewing in his mouth could be his baby’s thumb and nobody would be surprised.
Is that a leather member’s only jacket?
#15 Like I said yesterday, you and Tom are such good buddies becos you both love sucking on the shlong like lollipops.
PS: subconsciously #15 wants to be known as dick fanatic that is why he picked the name Italian Stallion…..
Fuck off Akapee.
I still remember the good ole days, Tom. Your floor-sliding, cocktail-slingin’, MiG-fighting, Righteous-Brother-singing days of glory. Those glorious, glorious days in the 80’s. Why God why do you have to worship Zenu?!!
This feeling can only be compared to the feeling I get when I hear “Thriller” or “Rock with You”.
Why do the good ones have to go insane?????
“SHOW ME THE COCK”
Tom looks like Johnny Depp in Fear & Loathing in Los Vegas, except that Johnny Depp is cute, and talented, and clean, and hetero.
#22 Wow, once again the funniest shit to date, I see your still suffering from Stupid Fucking Comeback Syndrome, stick to your lame ass comments…….
Trust me when I say you can’t fuck with me asshole…….
Krisdylee, thank you, you rock….
Cruise is a looking a little run down these days. Oh well, any cuteness would still be outweighed by his insanity.
#2 I think it has almost ended already. He’s jumped the couch and historically after a celebrity has given their new baby a dumb name, we tend to stop giving a crap.
#22 By the way FUCK Mission Impossible 3 and any other movie that cum guzzler comes out with, I was being sarcastic in post #15, anybody who knows me on here can figure that out………
Tom Cruise is starting to look *exactly* like Richie from the Royal Tennenbaums. All he needs is a sweatband.
That thing in his mouth is placenta gristle..I just cant stand him!!!!
I recently found a picture of him arriving at the late show too, but for some reason hes wearing different clothing.
Although, I think this picture is funnier, I just wonder if its from the same day like I was told when I received the picture.
I know exactly what’s in his mouth, but I ain’t tellin’. But I can tell you this, it rhymes with “sperm”. Or “cum”.
Where is his aluminum foil hat? Lunatic.
I think they sell those sunglasses at Froever21.
Akapee – don’t talk shit to Stallion. You’ve been warned. Are you, by any chance, Aka-asparagus-pee?
he’s starting to look like freddie mercury, only if freddie had a tooth directly in the middle of his mouth
Way to rock those Blue Blockers Tom. My grandfather has the same pair.
Megan Harris loves the box (MHLTB)
Did you all hear how fucking hot I am?
Krisdy, I’ve seen how fucking hot you are. In fact I’m looking right now. Erm, I mean that’s someone else outside in the bushes.
Tom Cruise is so gay, I’m surprised he doesn’t have “insert cock here” on his chin with an arrow pointing upward.
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