Tom Cruise arrives at The Late Show with David Letterman

May 3rd, 2006 // 127 Comments
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Tom Cruise has fallen so far off the sanity map that the little white thing he’s chewing in his mouth could be his baby’s thumb and nobody would be surprised.

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  1. prettierthanmeganharris

    Tom Cruise loves the LandMan cock, the bigger the better!

  2. WTF

    Tom Adora El Dick

  3. diedl

    sigh. and the man bangs are back.

    although I was referring to his hair, I suppose the other reading applies as well ;)

  4. It takes a LOT of semen to lump up like that. He must have blown half the prduction staff before that pic was taken.

  5. WTF

    #54 I was eating lunch! Thanks for that image..what the fuck!

  6. Rustler

    Tom for President 2008!!

    ..But if this goes ahead Tom will be giving oral elsewhere..

    http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/deport_tom_cruise.asp

  7. How old is he? he looks old! his hair, the sunglasses, his wrinkly eyes, the weird thing he has in his mouth…so not attractive!
    http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

  8. BarbadoSlim

    It’s amazing how Mr. Cruise, the star of the intenational blockbuster Cocktail, has become exactly like the parody that homosexual comedian Ben Stiller did for the MTV awards a while back.

    hehe, Cruise was in Cocktail, hehe.

  9. KrazyKat

    I love reading everyones’ comments on these posts but I had to register just to ask–doesn’t anyone recognize the signature “Hair Club for Men” bangs? All I see if a hair transplant or a toupee.

    And, of course, now the image of the one tooth in the middle of his big ass mouth will remain seered into my memory.

  10. playahater101

    #17, I couldn’t agree more!!! I’ve gone a step further and won’t even watch his movies on TV anymore.

    I think he must be the most annoying person to live with. He said he barely sleeps. great. So while you try and sleep he’s bouncing around the house, acting like a lunatic. They live with his sisters and his mother, too. All dedicated Scientologists. Must be a great bunch of crazies all around.

  11. playahater101

    #59, I too was noticing how odd his hair looks. maybe along with not sleeping, he has also boycotted showers.

  12. Libraesque

    I think he looks like Merv Griffin, all the crazy cocksucker needs to do now is come up with a game show and retire to Palm Springs. Apparently, within earshot of Katie he told a friend (when asked how the baby was doing) “Great, except she doesn’t have a pee-pee between her legs. But that’s o.k., we’ll keep trying and trying until we have a boy, she’s young!”

  13. BarbadoSlim

    Men bangs indeed #59, now all he needs is little feathering and some highlights and he’s set to open his own Globo Gym franchise.
    I wonder if he knows Jonathan Antin.

  14. CruisingForCock

    I hope everyone is happy. Sherry-co is going to tell us all how we are just jealous slimy slugs that live in trailer parks. Did I miss anything?

  15. Libraesque

    #65 what you missed is the fact that you need to go elsewhere to play if all you’re going to comment on is bashing people on this site…now comment on how gay Cruise looks or shut the fuck up

  16. BigEyedFish

    He was wearing those damn glasses again today on Good Morning America. There were screaming fans all over. I bet he hired them.
    And in case you were wondering, I checked into it and he is the last member of the Members Only Club.

  17. CruisingForCock

    @66 Whenever I look at your name I think of Liberace and he liked the cock just like Tom Cruise.

  18. PostAcidYouth

    Ahh, now if that’s not a cockloving grin, I don’t know what is.

  19. Kbartender

    #20 – Dr. R Hahaahahaaha!! Fell off my chair.

  20. Trotter

    Dicklet’s Chewable Cum. Tom’s new pet project.

    Comes in several flavors: Eddie Murphy, Macaulay Culkin, Philip Seymour Hoffman…

  21. Tom Cruise Loves the Cock flavored gum.

  22. Trotter

    Oh, I found it. Here’s what Tom’s chewing:

    http://poetry.rotten.com/cannibalisme/

  23. sherry-co

    fhdakjoiaweroiaheo

  24. LOL YUCK! Trotter, you’re a dick!! You shouldn’t have…hey, why is Tom Cruise trying to stuff you into his mouth?!?!?!?!

  25. Trotter

    @75

    I was in Equatorial Guinea while Tom was doing some “research” on cannibalism. He claimed he was looking for placenta recipes. I got caught in the fray, that’s all. It was very painful.

  26. TOMCRUISEluvsthecock

    All you assholes quit picking on me, I mean Tom Cruise. He’s the straightest, coolest, most macho cock sucker, I mean hetero guy you’ll ever meet.

  27. Iambananas

    I love Tom Cruise! And like he said… if you don’t like him, you’re not invited to the party… you just don’t like him because he’s all happy and you’re not. What does “tcltc” mean?

  28. WhackoJacko

    Where’s Big Jim and Cruise=Puppet? Hey Mike, Happy Fuckin’ Birthday! (It was May First.) The rest of you, carry on!
    This vision of Cruise=Puppet keeps appearing to me, in it, he’s a white-supremacist speedfreak, typing with two fingers, living in a chicken coop in Broken Bow, Oklahoma, to hide from authorities (domestic violence thing, y’know).
    No wait, that’s totally wrong. He lives in Seattle, not Broken Bow!
    Anyone know why there’s so many Canadians on the board?

  29. Trotter

    @78
    Do a little research, idiot. And crawl back into MeganHarris’ cage. “She’ll” skin you alive if she realizes you’re out.

  30. sherry-co

    #78 These SLUM-SCUMS are so jealous of Tom. …This bunch of trailer trash are now worth the air they breath. But soon..they will all get what is coming to them..this site, along with IP #’s are very very much monitored, and not by anyone I would like to piss off..so carry on SLIMY SLUGS..you never who’s reading your trash-talking..

    Oh and TCLTC stands for TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE…….

  31. sherry-co

    I know I know..its BREATHE not BREATH…the only come back you ppl have is correcting my misspelled words…

  32. gogoboots

    Crazy Tom, gotta love his baby eating ways!

  33. sherry-co

    TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE…Thanks all for keeping us reminded of that..Tom is such a generous and amazing man..so glad that you all are in recognition of that..carry on fellow TOM CRUISE LOVERS…

  34. TCLTLM

    Tom Cruise Loves The Land-Man

  35. boogaloo

    @26…mmmmmmm johnny depp. difference is, i would be his love slave even if he were dressed up as hunter s.

    tc needs to GO AWAY. can’t wait to watch this movie completely bomb.

  36. Fa Cube Itches

    Actually, the more I see of Tom Cruise, the more I think he’s going to die just like he did in “Taps” – blazing away at a bunch of National Guardsmen, only a bit more Waco-esque.

  37. Fa Cube Itches

    I’ve also come up with the marketing idea of the century: “Pole” brand cigarettes. The ads will feature Tom Cruise as our spokesman with the tagline “Tom Cruise smokes Pole!”

    It’s genius, I tell ya! Can’t miss!

  38. Fa Cube Itches

    I guess he could do cereal endorsements as well: “There’s nothing Tom Cruise likes more than gobbling some Post!”

  39. Elusive Spork

    WOW! TC looks like a hardcore pedophile!

    I mean all he needs for the perfect picture is to be on the playground at a junior high school!

  40. #78, yeah, thats it, I’m jealous of somebody who is so in love with his wife that he left her and his new baby alone while he globtrotts.

    #81, awwww, boo hoo hoo, these boards are monitored? By people YOU wouldn’t want to piss off? Are you so far up Scientology’s ass that you can’t conceive that the rest of us live in a world where some great overloard isn’t stealing our money and watching every move we make. Now go back to your job of sitting out on the sidewalk and asking homeless teens if they would like to take a personality test and have they ever heard of L.Ron Hubbard. It’s a shame you feel that you need that crutch but don’t ever assume that the rest of us are are weak willed and pathetic as you. Oh and by the way, next time you see Mr. Cruise, tell him I think I left a condom up his ass.

  41. Fuck You Bitches, 2 in a row. Very funny stuff, watch for it on an episode of Southpark.

  42. sherry-co

    TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE…just a reminder..

  43. Of course he loves to cuddle, it’s difficult to get up and move around after you’ve just been slammed in the ass by a hard cock.

  44. redsonja1313

    PLEASE SATAN….. CALL IN THE NOTE and REPOSSES the SOULS of PARIS and TOM !!!!!

  45. redsonja1313

    And while I have Satan’s ear…. WTF…. you couldn’t find a better vessel for your spawn to take human form than Anna Nicole !!! Clearly Scarlet and Lindsay have vacancy’s

  46. PapaHotNuts

    # 86

    Trotter- The piece of shit who runs that shit website is from Baton Rouge. I open-handed slapped him at an LSU football game one day when he had his “models” walking around advertising his shirts for the criminally fat and fucked-up. I slapped him like he was my bitch and he called LSU police. I actually got arrested, but it was worth seeing 6 fat girls cry because they’re one and only friend in the world got slapped like a Mexican hooker. Thanks for posting that site and reminding me of good times.

  47. Trotter

    @98
    Papa – where did the fat girls touch you? Show me on the doll…

  48. bigfatmomma

    didn’t he used to have a gap between his front teeth?

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