Tom Cruise has fallen so far off the sanity map that the little white thing he’s chewing in his mouth could be his baby’s thumb and nobody would be surprised.
I wonder how it all will end…
Who’s crazier now? Tom Cruise or Michael Jackson?
How will dangle their next baby over a balcony? Do you know?
I like how these guys keep you on your toes.
Do we really have to look into this man’s mouth…I don’t want to know what’s in there…for all we know it’s some guys cock ring.
Actually, it’s a homing beacon.
He’s been working for Xenu all along.
tommy wants a big fat cock to put in his mouth.
What a crazy, cock loving SOB
he looks gay.
I was flipping through and saw a bit of it. He was trying to explain how a friend of theirs gave them a baby name book and after only two minutes, they found the fake name that they picked.
I wonder if their friend thinks they’re crazy, too, and purposely printed up a book of weird baby names that mean creepy or distasteful things in other languages. I bet there was a name in there that means ‘dirty cock’ in Mnubanatuu or something, but says that it really means ‘handsome prince’ in Russian. But then we’d have to change the acronym to:
which is not really a bad thing…
It’s actually a healthy cock-sucking device.
Tom has clearly had a tooth enlarged so it props his mouth up, ready for any cock, any time.
Tom loves the cock.
Tom Cruise is crazy like a goat
For a man with a 2-week old baby and the world’s most “AMAZING” woman at home (Kate, as she’s officially been taken over by the pod people now), this man is sure out and about (but still not out).
He’s already gone to London to promote his movie and now he’s in New York. I’m sure “Kate” is quite supportive of all of this.
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
I wish it were a super-spy cyanide pill that he could bite down on and die….
He stole those sunglasses from a Jewish mobster.
i think it’s a bit of man juice right there. maybe it’s just me.
I can’t wait to see “Mission Impossible 3″ on friday, it’s gonna be fucking awesome!!!!
I almost ashamed to admit I actually watched TC’s interview, but I wish I had started counting how many times both he and Letterman used the word “crazy”…it had to be at least 20! Maybe the phrase should be changed to CTCIMCFC (Crazy Tom Cruise Is Mad Crazy For Cock). Maybe not, too many letters for me to remember…
I wish everyone would just boycott the movie! That would be AWESOME! I hope it TANKS! I will not be purchasing movie tickets for this or any future TC movie…he irritated me THAT much!
Baby’s thumb?? Nooooooo…that’s just some placenta that was leftover!! Haven’t you ever heard of Ziploc Freezer Bags??
*vomits* Has anyone ever noticed that his teeth are aligned strangely–he has a tooth directly in the middle of his mouth. gross
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