Tom Cruise told Germany’s leading tabloid Bild yesterday that he plans to marry Katie Holmes in the summer after she gives birth to their baby and the release of his movie Mission Impossible III.
My First First!
Poor Katie drank the Koolade.
dude, Mister Superficial, i hate to point it out, but fix your typos.
Yes Tom, first the film, then the baby, then marriage. Way to go on those priorities. Crap movie, bastard baby, sham marriage. Nooooo, you’re not a crazy little homo midget, not at all.
Come on editor, he obviously needs two pilots so one can fly the plane while the other gives him some sweet manlove… & then they swap… & then they’re like, ‘fuck it’ & put it on auto & have a threesome because TOM LOVES THE COCK!!
Saying “I won’t let this woman get away” sounds like he’s holding her captive. I’d suggest it was a Freudian slip, but we all know what Tom thinks of Freud.
“I won’t let this woman get away.”
Hmmm…..Sounds a little, dead body in the basement, serial killerish, don’t ya think?
Katie, run away.
Glossed Over — such wit! I do love a clever burn. Especially after reading things like “manlove, gay, gaygaygaygay tomcruise likes penis gay.” It’s like reading the musings of a 11 year old boy. All it’s missing is a fart joke and boogers. You, GlossedOver, are the only one who made me laugh.
The American dream:
Closeted, 5’3″ alien-watcher brainwashes and impregnates normal girl from Iowa.
They should do Mission Impossible IV based on his life. Impossible to imagine ..
You know he had one of the other freak scientologists get her pregnant after they fed her some drugged chocolate mousse like in Rosemary’s Baby. Just so he could make sure he wouldn’t let her get away. And now he’s playing it off like it’s his baby.
I read that he is waiting to marry her until there is a solid prenuptual agreement. Probably something along the lines of “In the case of divorce, Tom gets control of the child and you get nothing except a broken career and stretch marks”. Sounds like true love to me!
2 pilots, a fast plane. Old Tom wanted to sit in the cockpit. No, wait, he IS a cockpit. hahahahahahahaa
He looks a little looney in that picture, too. I’m sure he has her holed up in the Scientology center while he is gone to make sure she doesn’t come to her senses and run back home to her family.
I thinks it’s really weird how Tom always refers to Katie as “this woman.” Like, “this woman is magnificent,” etc. It’s like she’s an object or something.
Is it me or does that pic look like Katie’s head is cut off? It’s kind of like “The Omen” when the photographer sees his own demise in a picture he took of himself….
this guy is like the george bush of the acting world. totally delusional and out of touch with reality. not to mention they are both misogynists.
shes just as stupid as he is. shes a crap actress, ugly, and now a robot. congrats you dumb beeeyatch
I love Tom’s priorities. Like the whole “first baby, then movie, then ‘lifelong’ commitment to brainwashed ninny”.
OR like being in GERMANY to do a movie promoting talk show while the ‘love of your life’ could go into labor at any moment. Yeah, because with two pilots on standby, the flight from Germany to California is so short that you won’t miss any of that good silent labor.
RUN KATIE, RUN!!!!!!!!
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