Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes still together

cruise-holmes-no-split.jpgA publicist for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has come out to deny reports that they’ve split, saying in a statement: “It should be known that the story is 100 percent false. Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child. Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family.”

This is exactly what Life & Style said they would do. Deny that they’ve broken up and keep the charade going until Katie gives birth in the spring. The only way we’ll know for sure is if I dress up as a ninja and break into their home to see if they’re sleeping in seperate beds. And before you ask why I have to dress up like a ninja, a better question would be why am I already dressed up like a ninja. The answer? I don’t know.