Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to wed tomorrow at Odescalchi Castle in Bracciano, Italy. And because of all the attention they’ve brought to the town the mayor waived the $50,000 fee to use the facility. Additionally, Tom Cruise’s ex Nicole Kidman sent Tom and Katie a wedding present with a note that “wished them both a lifetime of happiness together.”
I wonder when they’ll announce the color of the fake spaceship they’ve got set up for their big entrance. Or how long the laser show is gonna last. There’s still so much we don’t know!
kitty_kat | November 17, 2006 at 8:47 am
First! Aw! Suri is surprisingly cute.
heisthejuan | November 17, 2006 at 8:49 am
How long after the photo opp was Tom screaming, “Will someone please take this thing out of my hands please.”
slantingthroughdarkness | November 17, 2006 at 8:49 am
…and I am getting a cyst removed.
Big freaking deal!
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
KimberWolf | November 17, 2006 at 8:49 am
I think Suri is really cute, too. She’s going to be an adorable little girl.
But I can’t wait until this ceremony is over, I’m sick of hearing about it.
jrzmommy | November 17, 2006 at 8:54 am
HMMMMM……Ferreters……where have I seen this before?
dddaza | November 17, 2006 at 8:54 am
Fifth! Ugh look at Suri. I wonder who did her make-up for the Vanity Fair covers because she needs to hire him asap. Bronzer anyone?!
dddaza | November 17, 2006 at 8:55 am
Okay oops I meant 6th, but I still stand behind my Suri-tan comment!
JackSmith | November 17, 2006 at 8:55 am
Sorry KimberWolf, but we will NEVER stop hearing about this.
You know, until they get divorced, and then we’ll have to hear endlessly about how no one saw it coming.
NunoH | November 17, 2006 at 8:58 am
Top Ten!
Giggles | November 17, 2006 at 8:58 am
Yes, they’re getting married, but when will we stop hearing about them? Soon, please?
KimberWolf | November 17, 2006 at 9:00 am
Too true, Jack. The girlie in me does want to see the dress. After that, I’m good until the divorce.
DancingQueen | November 17, 2006 at 9:00 am
Wow, I’m really showing my age here but aren’t you supposed to get married FIRST and THEN have a freaking demon seed? Anyone???
danielle | November 17, 2006 at 9:01 am
Once the wedding is over, which should be this saturday, I hope the coverage of this couple ceases.
I don’t know what the whole big idea is anyway. They’ll be splitting up in a couple months. I’d give it at LEAST 2-3 years. Hollywood relationships never last.
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 9:01 am
Jrz – Deja-fucking-vu? This feels like Groudhog Day. The Eskimos called… they’re cold, and they’re not happy…
veggi | November 17, 2006 at 9:02 am
I like Katie’s space suit.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 17, 2006 at 9:03 am
I loved that picture…
When I ran it on my page…
With FUNNY words all around it…
Yesterday…
Ed Bambrick | November 17, 2006 at 9:09 am
(Somebody has to say it)
TCLTC!
normella | November 17, 2006 at 9:10 am
I actually think Suri’s an ugly baby.
And, before getting bombarded with “But all children are beautiful,” I’d just like to mention that babies are people. And some people are ugly. Therefore, some babies are ugly.
Ew.
And why the fuck is the media treating this like a fucking royal wedding?
no one you know | November 17, 2006 at 9:11 am
Is it just me, or does that kid look oddly Japanese? Cute for sure, but a little Japanese. Not only that, but I’m not sure I quite see the resemblence between her and either of her parents. Hmmm…I guess this confirms what we’ve all be wondering about for a long time. The galactic overlord is, in fact, Asian.
laikiska | November 17, 2006 at 9:22 am
#19: I agree with you, Suri looks Asian. Then again, both parents have droopy eyes – guess we’ll only be able to tell when she gets older. And Katie’s dress??? Shit, it looks like she is wearing an over-sized meringue!!
straberryz | November 17, 2006 at 9:24 am
Japanese? Maybe. Looks more like Suri has a mild case of FAS to me though.
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 9:25 am
@18 Human children are beautiful. Some sort of Eskimo/Space Alien mix implanted into Katie Holmes with turkey baster just isn’t the same.
gossipmonger | November 17, 2006 at 9:25 am
So maybe it’s all a big put-on to make him look less gay
but I still think there is always something magical about
a wedding-unless of course the bride is Anna Nicole.
Suri is a lucky child to have such loving parents.
Chaste | November 17, 2006 at 9:27 am
she seems so pregnant
normella | November 17, 2006 at 9:32 am
22 – spot on. Thank you for reminding me Suri is not actually human but a strange, intergalactic baby-bot.
cardio | November 17, 2006 at 9:34 am
With all the coverage about this stupid couple, we haven’t read much about what they’re going to be wearing during the ceremony. I envision the uniforms on Lost in Space. But if Tom does wear a suit or a tux, you can bet at least he’ll have a Cincinnati bowtie.
TCLTC
ffordegroupie | November 17, 2006 at 9:53 am
Awwwwww, she looks just like her daddy… but does she look like Chris Klein or Josh Harnett? Can’t tell. The eyes give it away, and the hair.
She’s not an ugly baby, but she is a plain one.
Libraesque | November 17, 2006 at 9:54 am
I get it now…….Why bring your kid out into the light of day, when you don’t have anything to promote, like a movie, OR A WEDDING!!!
Why’d they put lipstick on that kid and no rouge????
she’s hella cute though
CelebSlam.com | November 17, 2006 at 9:57 am
I won’t believe it until i see it
http://www.celebslam.com
Tits_McGhee | November 17, 2006 at 10:04 am
I wonder which one will be wearing the wedding dress.
natechip | November 17, 2006 at 10:16 am
I pity Suri.
Tits_McGhee | November 17, 2006 at 10:21 am
Oh, P.S. That marriage will last about as long as a fart in the wind.
marshmallow-dream | November 17, 2006 at 10:45 am
#14
Note: Jrz will not be responding for a week or so due to Thanksgiving school holiday. She will hopefully be taking parenting classes and such. And perhaps actual responsible parenting will ensue.
stoplookingatme | November 17, 2006 at 10:50 am
@27: THANK YOU – friends and I joked before she was born that it would be really funny if she came out looking just like Chris Klein… and sure enough…
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 10:54 am
Oh marshy, marshy, marshy… shouldn’t you be chatting it up online with some 13 year old, in preparation for your starring role on Dateline: To Catch A Child Predator? Maybe you thought you’d just wing it. You sure put the ass in embarassing, don’t you?
DickPorthole(twinbrother) | November 17, 2006 at 10:59 am
“With FUNNY words all around it…”
There must be some pretty strange fucking things happening in Tom’s sack and/or Katie’s va-jay-jay.
“va-jay-jay”??? Even Lance Bass is saying, “Man, that’s so fuckin gay!!!” I guess you meant funny-peculiar (AFJLTC) not funny-haha.
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 11:01 am
#36 – (crickets)
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 11:17 am
i wonder how much extra they had to pay to get her wedding dressed fitted with that gasket around her neck for the space helmet.
kate | November 17, 2006 at 11:17 am
Sorry, but I gotta be honest. Suri’s goofy looking. Don’t want to pick on a baby, but I will because her parents are freaks. Not her fault, but there you go.
I think Suri looks like she’s special needs.
Tracie | November 17, 2006 at 11:44 am
“Ex Nicole Kidman sent Tom and Katie a wedding present with a note that “wished them both a lifetime of happiness together…”
What SF failed to mention was the remainder of the sentence, which was …”so here’s hoping you die soon, faggot!”
kate | November 17, 2006 at 11:55 am
I mean, come on. My brain just screams Rocky III when I see that picture.
By that I mean Suri looks like Rocky after his fight. “Derrrr…
mikeski | November 17, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Suri’s looking at the camera like, “Jeez, see what I have to work with here?”
Flip21 | November 17, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Tom Cruise may’ve married Droopy, but at least she’s not an alcoholic, cocaine addict like Nicole Kidman’s hubby.
DrunkBlogger | November 17, 2006 at 1:02 pm
It’s “laser light show” not just “laser show.” Didn’t you read the program? That was the only part not in Italian.
HELLpenis | November 17, 2006 at 1:07 pm
They’re nuts…but what a beautiful baby. I just hope she gets Katie’s teeth
twzzlrgirl | November 17, 2006 at 1:13 pm
You people are nuts. That baby is hideous. I’m not saying it’s her fault, God knows, but she is not a cute baby. And there is no way she is biologically theirs — NO WAY. Most babies, genetically, look strikingly like their father’s for the first 6 months. She looks stikingly like the milkman.
twzzlrgirl | November 17, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Oh, and I just read all the other posts, and kudos to all you smart people who see it my way.
Yes, seeing things my way does, in fact, make you smart. Sorry to be conceited, but there it is.
Hi, Ferret. Long time no sex.
jesseeca | November 17, 2006 at 1:31 pm
why in hell is katie wearing a toilet seat cover over her head.
Angry Ferret Jones | November 17, 2006 at 1:41 pm
#36 – RichPort said it all in one word, I don’t even have to bother.
People, do yourselves a favor and click on the link. Fish is dead to me.
Unabashed Liar | November 17, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Is it ever a good sign when your months old baby is already half the height of your husband to be?
I wonder if any of the ‘rags obsessing about this will report on what kind of 11″ lifts the little E.T.-humper wears during the ceremony to keep from being dwarfed by the scary “no cock!” standing next to him.