Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes kiss forever

November 20th, 2006 // 57 Comments
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What does a wedding kiss look like that goes on for so long guests have to yell at you to stop? A little something like this. If it looks unnatural keep in mind kissing a real woman isn’t quite the same as kissing a practice mannequin.

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  1. minniememe

    ewwwww

  2. ImaCracka

    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!

  3. ImaCracka

    DAMMIT!!!!!

  4. ImaCracka

    Well ive never been second either so i guess its ok……..

  5. minniememe

    is tommy standing on tippy-toe?

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  7. If you use a stopwatch to time it, Tom kisses her exactly one second for every man he’s ever blown.

    That’s not bullshit – that’s pure science!

  8. 86

    I wonder if fucking him is like fucking an angry smurf?

    Sorry it bears repeating.

  9. Ed Bambrick

    Tom Cruise Adores The Cock.
    Tom Cruise Respects The Cock.
    Tom Cruise Reveres The Cock.
    Tom Cruise Worships The Cock.
    Tom Cruise Cherishes The Cock.

  10. calicojack

    i fuckin’ hate tomkat or w/e the fuck they call these losers…im so fucking sick of themm just fly off in your ufo and leave us all the fuck alone

  11. CakeGirl

    He needs a haircut. I think the people in behind them are actually those dummies they use on TV shows as extras.

  12. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    more money wasted on a homosexual man marrying a woman…

  13. Kristin

    Lmao @ #10.

  14. minniememe

    See? See? He can get married and kiss a girl for 3 minutes. That makes him straight, right?

  15. D'oh Eyes

    I bet I know how he managed to kiss her for that long without grossing out.

    He taped a picture of Katie’s face to his gay lover’s cock and kissed it. That way, he could equate her face with a cock. Makes it so much easier.

  16. D'oh Eyes

    Tom is desperate to appear straight to the public, he’ll soon be putting out his own sex tape. Thing is, Katie will be wearing a strap-on while wearing a man’s mask and Tom will be receiving.

  17. tom needed lifts in his shoes to reach kate’s mouth, true story!
    http://funderpants.com

  18. Wow it looks almost genuine!he looks taller too. Ahhh the magic of hollywood.

  19. minniememe

    I wonder what their wedding night was like? All sweaty and horny, but you know you can’t put two holes together.

  20. captainpyro

    I had an unattractive fat chick kiss me once, completely by surprise. That’s exactly how I looked. Like, “What the hell just happened?”

  21. G

    Maybe they are trying to suck out eachothers alien souls or something. It was a scientology wedding after all.

  22. Gotsu

    Calicojack is funny

  23. sexybitch

    You must remember this
    A kiss ain’t just a kiss,
    A thigh ain’t just a thigh
    Don’t wanna see what the future brings
    As Cruise…
    ain’t…
    bi!

  24. Isn’t what that queer David Gest did with Liza Minelli, too? That worked out very well.

  25. BarbadoSlim

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well that was what some would call AWK_WARD

  26. Libraesque

    AAAAKK, I’m having a flashback of that OH SO REAL kiss between Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson, also staged in front of a live audience….just like this one!!!

  27. TC: You’re trying to stick your tongue in my mouth?
    K: Just pretend it’s the dildo we’ve been practicing with.

  28. Toonlite

    This like when Micheal Jackson Kissed Lisa Marie Presley…..I guess T.C. had to visualise kissing a cock to muster the courage to kiss that thing with tits…meanwhile he’s thinkin’ Chris Klein…Chris Klein….and clicks his heel lifts three times….

    TC STILL LTC!!!!

  29. Toonlite

    I so didn’t read the other comments….but having posted I did….People….we so figured this shit out…

    Tom Cruise…you stoopit fuck….you are so damn transparent! cos you stand straight doesn’t make you straight.

  30. checkyourshorts

    Scientology is just the code word for a Stepford Wives’ like club in which the women have a prayer meeting and the men have one too — but the men fuck one another. I also think those “vitamins” Tom Cruise recommends are amphetamines. And lastly, have you noticed how “the stars” that have flown out for this wedding consist of the same six over and over again… with nary a shot of any other scientologists like Travolta? And that’s b/c Travolta was upstairs in the castle, crouching behind a suit of armor, waiting to give Tom a little premarital … fluff.

  31. BarbadoSlim

    Like someone said in another thread, Maverick just comes off gayer and gayer the harder he tries to look hetero….poor, pathetic guy.

    And while we are on the subject, Ryan Seacrest. Ryan, don’t be that guy.

  32. Tc is freaking scary. Period. Reminds me of the scene in Sleepwalkers.

  33. ffordegroupie

    Tom was obviously fantasizing that it was David Miscaviage. He must think a long kiss = people thinking he’s hetero, even if he did bring the best man on his honeymoon. Yeah right.
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    During the wedding vows, which are NOT recognised by law, Miscavige asked 27-year-old Katie:

  34. dreamhypnotique

    This photo looks like one of those bride and groom wedding cake ornaments where the cake and the table it was one was placed a little too close to the window of the lion’s club banquet room and the sun melted the groom part and made it look like a homosexual troll.

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  36. Binky

    And they said this guy couldn’t act. I mean – hell – Remember that guy in the wheelchair in that VietCong movie?… ‘Cocktail’, and now this.
    Let’s face it: Most of Tom’s best work is off-stage. Ask Mimi Rodgers.
    Str8 Husband ? Yeah right. Fine. To many Hollyweirds ‘Mission Impossible’. But Hey – Did you see that Kisseroo ?
    (Personally , I’m always pickin’ the Tomster in my fantasy league. And educated women leave their heels at home…)

  37. mydarling

    LIFE IMITATING ART: remember that scene in Jerry McGuire where he’s freaking out at his own wedding, like he doesn’t know what he’s gotten himself into? And the Cuba Gooding character says “If you don’t love her, you gotta tell her.”

    That’s Tom Cruise’s face in this wedding photo.

    Hope they have a happy ending though… just like in the movies! xxx

  38. I guess jumping on the couch had already been done, so a long, obnoxious kiss was needed.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  39. Anath

    Are they made in plastic???
    And why the hell did he put stuff into his shoes to look 5 cm higher?! We all know he’s just SHORT…. and probably LTC… by the way…

  40. Leori

    #LOL @ 35

  41. there has to be some poll somewhere waggering how long they can last.

    defo shorter than britney’s marriage since tom is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  42. killeristic

    okay..

  43. What a heterosexual he is! Could any man be more heterosexual? I wish every man had an entire PR team and an entire religious order behind him to prove he’s heterosexual. So much less confusion.

  44. AmberDextrose

    Awwwww, how sweeet. I haven’t seen anything so romantic since Lisa Minelli married David Gest. Sniff. [wipes away tear]

    I have always maintained that if my hunky airline captain husband slopes off, I’ll marry a rich gay man to be his beard. I’d so enjoy the bitching, the shopping and the nicely arranged flowers. Then I could shag the pool attendant on the side and fire him when I’d finished. Kate just chose the wrong queen. She’s young. There’s time.

  45. RichPort

    This goes down in the annals of nauseating kissing history:

    TC and KC
    Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
    Liza Minelli and David Gest
    Star Jones and that gay guy
    Ozzy and Sharon Osborne
    Paris Hilton and most of Hollywood

  46. NipsyHustle

    #42

    she’s in it for 5 years. that’s the big pay off. surely she can take it that long. it’s jsut a matter of time before he gets sick of pretending and wants her out. but she’s a championship gold diggers so there is nothing he can do to make her leave before then short of pulling a scott peterson.

  47. no one you know

    Luckily for Katie, this sci-fi piece of shit wedding won’t be redognized by the Catholic church. Once she comes to her senses, she’ll have a clean slate. If David Miscavige doesn’t lock her in a closet and force-feed her vitamins until she comes back to the “church” of Scientology first.

  48. no one you know

    Dammit, I meant recognized.

  49. BarbadoSlim

    Oh #45 if hunky flyboy and gay beard don’t work out I’ll be here to score you on the rebound!

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