Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: If they mated

Superficial / October 6, 2005

if_they_mated.jpgWith his magic powers of comedy, Conan O’Brien predicted Katie Holmes’ pregnancy back in May and even had the good sense to put together a composite of what her and Tom Cruise’s child would look like. And I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but I think they’ve got a real looker on their hands. Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba might as well kill themselves now, because Katie Holmes’ kid is going to be so stunningly beautiful that they’ll probably be struck down anyways. The nose alone puts her in the top 10 of all time beautiful women men. Women? Trolls? Whatever it is, it’s sexy.