I must be psychic, because official Tom Cruise day has turned out to be super official Tom Cruise day. According to two inside sources, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes gave birth to a baby girl in Los Angeles today. There aren’t any other details, but I’m sure the name and race will be available soon. Personally, I’m hoping for a Xenunian named “Blorlok the Pretty.” Wait, that’s what they’re called, right? Xenunians?
And in other slightly ironic baby news, Brooke Shields gave birth to a baby girl today as well. Too bad not a single living human being cares. That’s what happens when you don’t jump on Oprah’s sofa and make fun of people for taking medicine.
UPDATE: Looks like the official name of the baby is Suri, which means