One would assume that if Armani designs a suit SPECIFICALLY for someone that it wouldnt be 6 inches off the ground. Even if he were’nt wearing lifts the pants would be too short.
This poor girl. Her life is going to be, or already is, completely controlled by those Scientology wackos. How long before she realizes she’s made a huge mistake? They’ll never let her go, they’ll confiscate her kid. Bad move on her part.
why do i feel like their wedding night involves him violently fisting her ass while sticking dollar bills in her mouth?
smile on, katie while you’re in italy. you can just see the dollar signs beeming in her eyes. i bet she’s been rimming him and eating his scat every night just to hit this lotto. and she got pregnant faster than micheal jackson gets under a little boy’s pajamas. her parents must be proud of her “ultimate whore” skills. they raised her well.
tom has that look in his eye that says as soon as “you get home, things are going to change”. we’re going to start hearing tales of how clumsy she is and seeing her walk around in turtle necks in july.
ahahahaha. Do you write jokes for a living?
i hope you’ll be happy together. good luck, tom & katie!
Took them long enough. Now they will take forever planning their divorce…
@46 Mya – While I was reading that mindless drivel, I couldn’t help but wonder, how does your brain generate enough power to make your fingers move?
After the couch jumping incident, Robin Quivers on the Howard Stern Show had the best and probably truest statement.
She said that men just don’t act that way, and that she thought it was funny that he was trying so hard to convince everybody he was straight but he was doing it in a very very gay way.
All I can say about the wedding photo is this. Tom, you manged to fuck up your career WITHOUT coming out of the closet. You probably should have taken your millions of dollars, come out of the closet and dated who you liked. Now your career is fucked up, your deal with UA pics is a shadow deal as everybody in Hollywood knows, you’re unahppy because you’ve obviously getting fat and thats the worst part because remember “The gays” like guys to be in shape, so if you’re going to be cheating on Kaite with your body guards it’s time to head back to the gym Kimosabe.
Hmmm…I noticed that Brad Pitt has a small head compared to Angelina, and now I notice Tom has a wee little head next to Katie.
Love the veil.
Okay now what for them?
Yet another facical Hollywood marriage. YAY.
And: #39 – totally with you.
They had a scientology “advisor” at every guests table.
#46 Hasn’t anyone told you that Tom Cruise is a Closeted Gay Man. I know, take a moment to digest it… Yes, Top Gun was hot, and yes my pussy was on fire A LOT during that movie. BUT take another look at the volleyball scene. HMmmmm.. Playing with the Boys??? HUH?!
And Katie his wife, is a mindless baby producer for Scientology so Darlin the odds are not in their favor. If you wanna have any hopes, try to put your good thoughts on Baby Suri, because I know that she is being subjected to Xenu- themed lullabies 24/7.
I would try to hope that Suri’s real Inuit parents stage a rescue complete with sleds and hungry polar bears.
#38 That’s right, I was so proud of the catholic bishop. But tonight in his sleep he will find a bloody alien head in his bed….
I hate his ass….face.
I love when crazy people marry!
#32 Somebody woke up with sand in her va-jay-jay! Oh snap!!!
Xenu’s giving him a step-up.
I bet Sherry-co was a guest.
She looks terrified, like whoever’s behind the camera is holding a gun.
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