That there Eye-talian castle looks an awful lot like the grotto at the Playboy mansion.
It looks like a bad Hallmark card.
I give it one more brat and three more years and then Game Over.
The look on his face is because he’s final realized that she doesn’t have a cock. You know the one he loves so much.
I think old Giorgio Armani needs to retire if that dress is the best he could come up with. I mean, is that a fucking joke? And what is the matter with her big fucking lower lip? Is she Katie Gump?
#24 ummm…ok. but what about Tom and Kate?
How big are the fucking lifts he’s wearing? I know she’s slouched over, but fuck, he looks the same height as her. Did the cut off her feet? Fucking peg-legged money grubbing beeotch.
Looking at the picture again, it seems that the got married in the pits of Hell… just as I imagined.
He’s thinking to himself, “Is the hole deep enough? Does she have both feet in the hole? Is she crouching? Does it LOOK like she’s crouching? Fuck, forgot to smile.”
#1 & #6, whoa whoa whoa! ok, he definitely looks unhappy, but to say that he hasnt looked happy since BEFORE she got pregnant?! come on! everyone knows he’s gay and having a child gives people the impression that he actually had sex with her. her pregnancy was the best news of his life! i’m just trying to figure out if she was artificially inseminated or if someone else knocked her up. the kid could be his, but either way, i think his unhappiness has more to do with having to touch a woman and less to do with the kid.
27—ummmm….fuck you. how’s that?
Giorgio didn’t do too bad a job considering the dress had to be lined with tinfoil to pick up signals from the Mother Ship.
hahahaha if you take a good look at his posture, and the bottom of his pant legs you can see the cuffs looking pretty high. It’s as if he’s lifting his feet inside his big ol’ clown shoes.
BARF. What a sham. And yet, I was oddly fascinated by the whole thing, if for no other reason than to make fun of everyone involved. Its like a train wreck. Vicky Beckham making an ass out of herself, Brooke Sheilds disappointing everyone, first by accepting his apology a couple of months ago instead of telling him to go fuck himself, and then by actually GOING to the wedding. I mean, really. Did she cut his meat for him at dinner? JLo was there? When the hell were they EVER EVER even in the same room with JLo and Skeletor? Try never. Hello PR opportunity.
I loathe these two nutjobs.
CNN said that guests weren’t allowed to dance at the reception because the castle was so old, they were afraid the floor might break. Fun times.
#31-he made her wear the George Michael mask. And then he fucked her through a Glory Hole painted to look like a male ass. Duh.
so considering that the catholic bishop of that part of italy gave tomkat the “nigga, please” treatment when they asked for a catholic ceremony in addition to their scientology one, doesn’t this mean they are not legally married at all? has anyone heard of them filing for a civil marriage? is there a marriage license anywhere?
“I think old Giorgio Armani needs to retire if that dress is the best he could come up with. I mean, is that a fucking joke? And what is the matter with her big fucking lower lip? Is she Katie Gump?”
I KNOW!!! Are you kidding? I could have picked that up at David’s Bridal. Nothing wrong with David’s, but if you’re spending approximately the GNP of a small country on the dress, it should look, I don’t know, not like shit?
True #38, bullshit ceremony for a bullshit relationship between bullshitters.
Nipsy- apparently they were “officially” married last week in LA. Or something.
So they spent 2M on what was ultimately a wedding that didn’t mean anything legally to anyone. Imagine all the people they could have fed with that money.
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