Tom looks so unhappy. I haven’t seen him smile big since before she got knocked up.
I hope those two crazy kids have a happy fairy tale marriage. Yeah, stranger things have happened.
I’ve seen better looking heads on pints of Guinness.
Her dress is boring. C- for Armani. Although the Church of Scientology probably designed it based on mysterious papers found in L. Ron Hubbard’s old underpants.
#1 you’re right. He looks like hes thinking ‘dear God, what have I done?’
Thank God that’s over!
He should have stood on a pile of cash.money always makes you look taller.oh yea..i heard he loves the cock.
And she’s thinking “CHA CHING!”
Look how tightly they’re gripping hands. Like both of them are afraid the other one is going to bolt any second now.
And either she’s standing in a hole or they ‘shopped out the box he’s standing on.
I think it’s funny that they’re both the same height in the photos. She’s obviously scrunching down in the photos (and most likely at Tom’s request!) Jayna
I hope he is unhappy! I hope he is so unhappy that he succumbs to the negative energy that Xenu directs towards all that is Tom Cruise and happiness. I hope that all worldwide “suppressive people” come together and join hands to increase Xenu’s power against the Tom Cruise! Mwahahaha!!! Send them to the volcanos!! Ahahahahaha!!!
If I’m not mistaken, Suri’s nanny is totally going to jump off the roof with a rope around her neck any day now and Tom Cruise will be made Ambassador.
Oh, wow! An update! Great job, fish!
I am pathetically enthralled by this whole charade. I hope she’s getting paid well for this. Anyone who thinks that baby is his is just as crazy.
Those must’ve been some good drugs he gave her.
I’m a little confused. In the beginning he was the super-smiley one while she didn’t seem to be quite With It, but now that’s been reversed. Or, well, that’s not really it either. She has an attractive smile, but it’s more fitting of a model in a magazine than a radiant, ecstatic bride. Meanwhile, he looks like he’s…not even there. It’s the look people get at staff meetings when they’ve given up on the topic at hand and started thinking about something else. That’s hardly the expression you want to have in one of the most important pictures you’ll ever take.
there is a “NOT” missing between so and married in the title.
If we can see your knees bending through a WEDDING GOWN, you’re not fooling anybody. She’s going to disappear for a few months and come back with mysteriously shorter shins…
Nah #10, for that special effect Tom had to call the good folks over at Industrial Light and Magic who collaborated with Lucasfilm to create the new CGI technology to make the impossible seem possible.
Let’s give ‘em a hand folks.
Tom Cruise acting like he’s happy to be married?
Mission Impossible IV!
Let’s have a peek a what they’re thinking, shall we?
Katie: So is it, 20 mil if I stick it for 5 years…?
TC: I love the cock, oh sooooo love cock, I wish I was doing cock right now….
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