Us Weekly has confirmed that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will get married in Italy on November 18. A rep for the couple says: “All those details are correct. Proper security measures are being taken [to keep the vows private.]” Additionally, Giorgio Armani has confirmed he’s creating both outfits for the wedding, including Tom Cruise’s suit and Katie Holmes’ wedding dress, saying: “When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment.”
There aren’t really any other details about the wedding, but I assume they’ve already rented out the rising platform synchronized to techno music and a laser show. It’s tough to cater to the insane, but I imagine Tom Cruise has the resources to make his dream wedding a reality.
mbarkr | October 24, 2006 at 1:59 pm
First, bastages!!!
mogirl69 | October 24, 2006 at 1:59 pm
maybe the mothership will make a cameo at their wedding!
commissioner | October 24, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Isn’t this his THIRD “milestone moment”?
seyoboy | October 24, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Yes they are …fist at last
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
el_princess | October 24, 2006 at 2:02 pm
damn! nearly first…
well I’m the first to say TCLTC! But not the last!
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I believe that Mr. Armani is wrong — its Tom’s wedding dress and Katie leather bondage outfit
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 2:12 pm
I posted this on another site, but it seems approriate her too.
When an invitation arrives in my mailbox from the Cruise / Holmes group, I’m going to take it to the backyard, unopened, and blast it to smithereens with my 12 gauge pump shotgun!
Schick Schick Boom…
Schick Schick Boom…
Italian Stallion | October 24, 2006 at 2:12 pm
The Pope is nota gonna lika disa…….
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 2:12 pm
… here too.
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 2:14 pm
@8 No the Pope won’t but L.Ron Hubbard loves it baby — Oh and LRHLTC
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I didn’t know that Armani made assless chaps.
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Katie looks surprisingly happy in those pics.
Wait til she finds out that…
TCLTC
wedgeone | October 24, 2006 at 2:42 pm
@11: when you’re a woman with no ass, and you put on assless chaps, what would that look like? Spooky.
LRHLTCC. TCLJTC.
frenchtoaststix | October 24, 2006 at 2:42 pm
At the reception they will play “Musical Jumping Chairs”? Will Katie’s mom hide in a corner, furiously puffing a cigarette and getting tanked on liquor, trying to kill Tom with lasers shooting out of her eyes? Will “L. Ron Husband” start laughing manaically during the ceremony? I wonder what Katie’s gownless evening strap will look like?
wedgeone | October 24, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Before anyone answers, I ASSumed that #11 was talking about TC wearing the ASSless chaps. But just stop and think about my question for a few seconds. It’s mind-boggling!
Elusive Spork | October 24, 2006 at 2:43 pm
is it just me or do Katie and Tom both look increasing more insane in EVERY picture published of them? Maybe we really are living in “end times” and the mothership has already come for the royal Cruise family and replaced them with robots.
On a side note: Where in the hell is Suri? Surely Katie had the good sense not to leave her home alone with Tom…. by the time she gets home from shopping the poor kid will probably be prophesying dandelions as the ones chosen to repopulate Earth after the mothership destroys those unfaithful to Ron L.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 2:46 pm
I can’t believe the way she looks now. He has sucked all of the energy and life from her body. What a waste of all those tissues and lotion.
Goodbye Joey……….
CelebSlam.com | October 24, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Now THIS wedding is going to be interesting
http://www.celebslam.com
shmoody | October 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm
@16 Suri doesn’t exist, it is a figment of L. Ron’s vivid, yet evil, imagination.
Oh and LRHLTC
ponk | October 24, 2006 at 3:01 pm
lmao @ LRHLTC
and somebody needs to tell katie that transforming into a giant insect with those sunglasses won’t compensate for negative ass. ask nicole richie, it doesn’t work.
ElatedPornStar | October 24, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Those sunglasses truly accentuate the massive forehead she’s got going on up there.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 24, 2006 at 3:56 pm
I cannot stand the new big sunglasses phase. It just makes everyone look like bugs with googly eyes!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Holy Candy | October 24, 2006 at 5:00 pm
They should throw James Van Der Beek a bone — like making him the usher or ice sculpture attendant. That boy needs a post-Dawson’s Creek gig…
http://www.HolyCandy.com
Toonlite | October 24, 2006 at 5:22 pm
#1 – “Bastages”….I like it…thank you..AKA Biotch…Bitch…and prolly a bunch of stuff Katie “Dead Eyes” Holmes calls us……I must say I am PROUD…to be a part of this merriment.
SO, since I started calling Katie “Dead Eyes” and a number of comments referring to her glassy Scientology stare she has been wearing those huge glasses….I swear one lens could outfit a windshield of a Yugo…..silly init !?!?
Stuey75 | October 24, 2006 at 5:32 pm
I thought that gay marriages were banned.
Jedi Kevin | October 24, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Big sunglasses == stupid
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 7:00 am
I tried on a pair of gigantic sunglasses the other day in Target and my three year old laughed uncontrollably — doubled over — and when he could finally speak he said, “You look stoopit, Mom!”
OOH–an Italian Wedding!!!! What will they have for bombinere — copies of “Dyanetics” and vitamins instead of Jordan Almonds?
l3irdy | October 25, 2006 at 9:43 am
Who does she think she is? Jackie O? Last time I checked Tom is no JFK.
yardgraffiti | October 25, 2006 at 11:12 am
so its true? I used to like Katie, pre-Tom days, more like her Dawson’s Creek Days.
kate | October 25, 2006 at 11:41 am
Oh great. The freak wedding is finally upon us.
I fucking hate those two. I only am interested because I think we’re witnessing a real live kidnapping and brainwashing and we’re all powerless to stop it.
frenchtoaststix | October 25, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Posted by seyoboy on October 24, 2006 1:59 PM
Yes they are …fist at last
FIST, indeed. Tom likes a big one right up the poop chute.
the-man-himself | October 26, 2006 at 7:19 am
Where is the other insect named Victoria?
scarlett | October 26, 2006 at 12:22 pm
why would a couple who wouldn’t allow their baby to be seen for almost 4 months now all of a sudden be divulging all these private details of their wedding. i think they will marry but not on the date their publicist confirmed
skye | October 27, 2006 at 11:48 am
Will she ever remove the glasses again or if she did would we see Steppford Wives eyes – all blacked out with no whites in the eyes???? Jeez!
Sam | October 28, 2006 at 8:12 am
Finally they will be bonded for a few months….!!
http://www.tomcruiseguide.com/ and http://www.katieholmesguide.com/
HollywoodSnark | March 22, 2007 at 9:50 am
wow, since when is reporting that someone might be getting married news? how bout people cover it when it happens?