Life & Style Weekly reports Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got into a big fight which resulted in Holmes leaving Cruise behind and heading to Ohio to introduce baby Suri to family and friends.
With her dragon breath.
Tom wants to give it a few months before he releases baby pictures of his daughter in case she’s just not pretty enough.
Yes, Katie, go back home to Ohio with the baby and go to confession and get back to church and listen to your parents and about fifty bazillion other people in this world who can see quite clearly that Tom Cruise is a complete lunatic and a bad person to be in a relationship with, let alone raise a defenseless child with.
Even Oprah thinks he’s a freakshow, girl. MOVE ON.
I had a fight with Tom Cruise last week at the mall. He cut in front of me in line at Victoria’s Secret and had the balls to open up an instant “Angel Card.” It took, like, ten extra minutes. And he got a “notify by mail,” so it was a complete waste of time for everyone. He just wanted the free panties.
#39, Jesus saves who, Katie Holmes?
#12, that was hysterical.
It seriously took her long enough to realize he’s insane. I think the auditing and the believing alien souls travel the Earth would have been a red flag. Not to mention the ankle chains and the cot he had her tied to in his basement. I hope she stays in Ohiop and never goes back. It’s not too late Katie!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So I kicked him in the knees and strangled him with a g-string I found on a nearby table. He was pretty pissed.
I know it was Tom Cruise, too, because there was this weird brunette next to him smiling vacantly the whole time. And she didn’t even blink once.
Tom and Katie’s story would make a great Lifetime movie.
Tom Cruise should dress Katie up like a penis and Tom should dress himself up like a bucket of chum and then they could eat eachother (P.S. because Katie looks like a shark-woman).
Don’t you worry, another dose of mind control will put Katie in her place.
Read about how Scientology is really a Satanic cult and how they target celebrities:
sweetcheeks you crack my shit up
Katie Holmes is a dummy. She’s so in awe of that fucktard that she’s given up what little personality she had in the first place. Pathetic. Even if she does dump him she’s still a moron.
To #5, her name IS Katie. Not Kate. It is the name her mother put on her birth certificate. Xenu will just have to get over it.
@27-I’m with you on the Oatmeal Chunk – at first i was suspicious – but it is ‘eat the whole pint at once’ good.
====SO NOw she has decided that maybe she doesn’t want to be with Tom. ok. She’s an idiot. And it’s not Tom’s fault that she is an idiot. She’s a grown woman. She knew from the start what she was getting into. She could have protested a long time ago about the Scientology thing, too!
The Zenu has hit the fan. Run awa
Fuck, sorry about the double post..That was run away.
I can’t really think of anything about the breakup because I don’t give a shit but if I did I guess I would say “Me so Suri”…….
Good going Katie, come back to the human race, don’t let Xenu mind melt you again.
Leave TCLTC and take all his money and donate it to some christian church
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