Life & Style Weekly reports Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got into a big fight which resulted in Holmes leaving Cruise behind and heading to Ohio to introduce baby Suri to family and friends.
Oh qua tanzian wahn, qua-ansa laji wahn.
Don’t fight with a Theten bitch!!
Yeah the baby is really Chris Kline’s. Katie realized she was pregnant, and that was about the time Tom interviewed her to be his wife. She figured, “What the hell! Being with Tom could really further my career.” So she convinced him that the baby was his. Tom would have already had a kid with Nicole if it was possible for him to have any.
20: Of course there’s not a picture. Because it’s a special alien messiah baby with super homosexual Cruise sperm.
That’s because Xenu’s child looks like this:
It would be bad for publicity.
Sounds a LOT like the whole Micheal Jackson “marriage” to me, where Whacko & that nurse had a few kids so he could molest his own kids for a change.
I heard that the real reason Tom is mad is because Katie had a girl – no Mini-Me for Tom Cruise. He had it all worked up in his head that loving the Mini-Me cock would be as clsoe as he would ever get to fucking himself, and now it won’t happen. I’ll try to help him out:
TOM CRUISE – GO FUCK YOURSELF!
She’s been paid, he got a kid, contract complete, relationship over.
#19 – I, too, recently discovered the Oatmeal Cookie Chunk – heaven! I am also a big fan of the Dave Matthew’s Band Magic Brownie Ice Cream, which I sometimes make “magic” myself.
They should make a TCLTC flavor. It could have little chocolate penises, be loaded with protein (semen) and a fudge swirl.
#12 – First laugh of the day! I think I cracked my scowl.
#11 – Let’s rawr together.
Tom is just doing this to Katie because he likes to learn his lessons the “hard” way. *snicker* I bet he likes everything the hard way. *double snicker*
I would like to see Tom and Katie get on that game show “Deal or No Deal”. The right in the middle of the show, Howie Mandel, unprovoked, kills them with a swift blow to the head with a metal briefcase containing an unspecified dollar amount.
Why did it take her this long to realize that Tom Cruise is psychotic? She must have been in denial, or maybe the brainwashing drugs are starting to wear off…
First comes Kate’s $15 million ‘pre-nup’ and second comes the big ‘fight’ ~ she’s almost free and paid for all of her pain and suffering.
Maybe Kate will also soon realize she can change her name back to Katie.
Papa, even if the unspecified dollar amount was $1,000,000, I think bludeoning them to death on national TV would be the better end of that deal.
*bludgeoning* is that right?
My favorite B&J’s flavor is also “Everything But The . . . ” Has anyone tried the “Vermonty Python” with the fudge cows?
Oh, wait . . . was I supposed to say something about Tom Cruise? I’ve heard the loves the cock.
*He not the.
I actually don’t believe this story. I want to, GOD I want to, but I don’t.
Tom is definitely a loon. Cruise is an egomaniac. Loves himself more than his alien baby. The time is ticking. Cock lover or not.
Hey, look at the first word of each sentence of what I just wrote above. What does it say?? You got it baby. TCLTC
Katie- sorry, Kate-she’s-a-child-bearing-woman-now is upset because Tommy won’t go with her to visit her parents? That’s a crimp in the relationship? I guess she has no problem with her man’s breath reeking of cock, or his reliance on Depends due to a “run-in with some Pamplona bulls”. TCLTC… and Kate has no qualms about it.
tom cruise is crazy.
Where are the baby pictures?
I think Tom mistook Suri for the placenta and ate her. Katie has been nursing an afterbirth for a month!
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