Life & Style Weekly reports Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got into a big fight which resulted in Holmes leaving Cruise behind and heading to Ohio to introduce baby Suri to family and friends.
The clock is ticking on the relationship. Thank God. Katie come back to the real world!
Please, please, PLEASE break up.
Wasn’t it said MONTHS ago that Katie & Tom were already broken up, they were just ‘staying together’ until after the baby was born?
This can’t be true. There is no way that Tom missed giving Katie her “medication”.
Funny how the word “Kate” only appears once on this page…and it’s in this post! Everyone still calls her Katie. TCLTC
Run, Katie run!
Take the baby and your soul and head for the Ohio hills!
Stupid people are taking over the world.
And they’re all ruled by Tom Cruise.
And by ‘stupid people’, I also meant ‘people who love the cock’.
Yes, because, as we all know… TCLTC.
Am i the only surprised by this development? I mean I really, really, really , really thought they’d last. it seemed their love was more special than any love any of us could have.
but katie said they’d “always be in their honeymoon phase.” i guess some couples fight on honeymoons.
#8 – Ummmm, yes. You must really be that stupid fuck that married Tori.
That guy is such an effen lunatic, who cares? One day he’s going to just rip her esophagus from her body during a rare public outburst, probably at a Starbucks. He’s just acting really weird because Katie stole his virginity one night when he was experimenting. Tricky bitch. Tee-hee-hee. And TCLTC – bring on the sherry-co’s. Seriously, I’m in a BA-A-AD mood today.
I’ll be in a bad mood with you Jacq.
I have trouble imagining what Tom Cruise is like during a “big fight”. Somehow I see a lot of weak arm slapping, hissing, and talk about “respecting emotional boundaries”.
#3 – yes this was predicted months ago by In Touch (i think). However, it was also predicted that the world is round, so I don’t know how much these vague predictions are worth. Might as well go see a palm reader
You cannot know how my heart warms with each and every disagreement between this couple that is reported. Almost like Ben & Jerry’s The Gobfather ice cream. MMMMmmmMMMMM Good!!!
14 Everything but the… is even better!
Hooray! More cock loving Tom! We all know she was paid in the first place to be with him, this is the beginning of the ploy to get away from him. Have we even verified yet that the baby isn’t alien?
Tom should be happy she is leaving town for a bit, more cock worshipping for him at home with haven’t to change a diaper in between BJs.
Now we need “Save Suri” T-shirts. The poor little squirt doesn’t have a chance, with that cock-loving freakshow of a father.
I hope she makes a holy show of him. I’d love to see her wear a TCLTC t-shirt holding the baby. GO HOME AND STAY HOME KATIE!
#14 is the Gobfather really good? I’ve been eyeing it suspiciously at 7-11, but then I always opt for the Oatmeal Chunk, which is by far the best ice cream I have *EVER* had…yum
(btw, i throw it up right after though, except on my birthday)
how come nobodys ever seen said baby? youd think that with all the craziness surrounding her pregnancy they’d at least release a picture. i guess none of them have any movies to promote.
besides everybody know they were never together. nore are they together now. its all a charade.
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