Tom Cruise and Hillary Clinton talk sexy to each other

The Superficial / March 26, 2008

I don’t really follow politics after I lost the election in ’04. Or at least my evil twin did. Anyway, a bunch of readers sent me this video which is a play on the Hillary Clinton 3 A.M. phone call ads by way of Rain Man. Apparently she’s talking to Tom Cruise and these two are getting freak-kay. This video is pretty NSFW because of the potty talk and Tom Cruise’s detailing of the things he’ll do to Hillary that would make David Beckham kick a soccer ball over the moon in a fit of joy.

Thanks to boombawx who I would totally hold over my head outside my true love’s window – but mostly to blare Quiet Riot until she gives me back my Gameboy.