Tom Cruise and Hillary Clinton talk sexy to each other

March 26th, 2008 // 16 Comments

I don’t really follow politics after I lost the election in ’04. Or at least my evil twin did. Anyway, a bunch of readers sent me this video which is a play on the Hillary Clinton 3 A.M. phone call ads by way of Rain Man. Apparently she’s talking to Tom Cruise and these two are getting freak-kay. This video is pretty NSFW because of the potty talk and Tom Cruise’s detailing of the things he’ll do to Hillary that would make David Beckham kick a soccer ball over the moon in a fit of joy.

Thanks to boombawx who I would totally hold over my head outside my true love’s window – but mostly to blare Quiet Riot until she gives me back my Gameboy.

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Comments (16)

  1. Mo | March 26, 2008 at 11:29 am

    What the SHIT is this?

    I’m not sure on who’s behalf I feel more disgusted. I have to vomit. Ew.

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  2. Jimbo | March 26, 2008 at 11:30 am

    That is gross.

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  3. yourneighbour | March 26, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Bejesus…

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  4. Molly | March 26, 2008 at 11:40 am

    Oh wow, this is pretty funny.

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  5. Rob | March 26, 2008 at 11:43 am

    This was not post worthy. Must be a slow day.

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  6. spindoc | March 26, 2008 at 11:52 am
  7. nipolian | March 26, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    This post makes me wonder how Simona Fusco Stratten is doing in Hawaii today.

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  8. sushified | March 26, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    One of the funniest movies Ive ever seen…Why wont they just let him fly the plane? =) good shit.

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  9. RENEE | March 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    meh, that was kinda lame. Only the end was kinda funny, but still not worth sitting thru the rest to see.

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  10. Mississippi | March 26, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a long time! haha

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  11. tizzle | March 26, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    madd funny

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  12. Oprah's gorilla Butthole | March 26, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Funny, but dragged on too long.

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  13. Headah | March 26, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    nice dane cook reference

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  14. Colin | March 26, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    OK, this is obviously fake…why the hell would you even post this?

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  15. kati | March 26, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    hahahaha of course it’s fake, that’s the point….i thought it was hilarious, props

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  16. sandy | March 27, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Is that Demetri Martin’s voice?

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