Tom Cruise recently walked out of an interview with Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet S
It’s true, Jacq is a dirty sanchez pro- I’ve seen the pics.
And if I’m a reporter, and Tom Cruise get all pissed at me like he’s going to fight, I’m going to beat him like a Cabbage Patch Doll. They’re the same size, but only one of them can fight, and the other is Tom Cruise.
Jacq-off. The only thing that’s the size and shape of Florida is my unit, which is currently in your wife/girlfriend.
I can’t believe no one has noted that his bodyguard is actually Cameo of “Word Up” fame.
Seriously, bad stache on the dude in the background. Word up
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what’s does it take to get this assbag locked up? and why the fuck is he in sweden? im hoping he does something horrible while he’s in another country, because they don’t tolerate shit like they do here. when americans go elsewhere and fuck up, they’re punished.
usa: tom cruise says,” i lick donkey dick and plan to eat “my” baby. you oppose me, i’ll suck your dick and then kill you.” it’s ok, he’s a celebrity and can do whatever the fuck he wants.
anywhere else: “tom, you threatened a dude and to eat “your own” spawn, your ass in sitting in prison and when you’ve been denied a thorough pounding in the ass from big bubba, you’ll have learned your lesson. we don’t give a shit who you are.”
God, i am waiting for that day.
TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK.
The guy in the background is Wesley Snipes’s retarded brother, Lou Snipes. I don’t know why Carlos Mencia is in the picture though.
Silly Land-Man. Jacq is a girl, you fucking idiot. And she likes the hot beef injection, not a clam sandwich.
The real reason for the interview coming to an abrupt end is actually a miscommunication. In Swedish, “How are Nicole and the kids,” sounds like “Is it true you love the cock?” To which Cruise haughtily declared before walking out, “I don’t love it, I absolutely adore it!”
this ‘bodyguard’ is actually a representative of the church of scientology…he’s there to enforce the groups ‘silent interviewing’ policy…it’s easy…step one…place hand on interviewers shoulder….step two…insert pacifier…
I have discovered a new family genus that tom and wacko jacko both belongs too…
Will he not put on the freakin’ Nikes already and drink the damn Kool Aid?
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. A journalist mentions that dyslexia might not, in fact, be curable by fake religion, and Tom Cruise responds by commending his courage about “daring” to make such an audacious remark to His Highness the Duke of Dicklickin’. The man is a raging egomaniac; nobody else would interpret an innocent question as a personal attack. But no, it’s all about him. Disgusting.
Keep in mind that Tom Cruise never finished High School. He is an idiot and anything he says or does is immature, since he never grew up. Poor Katie, since she was offered a chance at college. Cruise, would never get the chance, since he probably couldn’t attend any college unless he gave big bucks. I used to like the guy, but I will NEVER pay for another movie of his. He is just CREEPY.
Wow. This says a lot about his weird little world. Those weren’t even offensive questions! they were facts!
Oh, Tom. You try too hard.
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I’m not sure that these Tom Cruise stories are real. I think you’re all making them up.
Did you see Cocktail? That was a pretty normal Tom Cruise.
Otherwise, it just gives me shivers…
#27 – Carlos Mencia? You are an asswipe. You are the new Kim and we haven’t seen her since the day that we feasted on her self-esteem and dignity.
WHERE’S THE BEEF!?!
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