Tom Cruise recently walked out of an interview with Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet S
Another crazy story…
Dude, I bet that reporter, Knifebladet Sundawg almost shit his Swedish pants. I wonder if, when Swedish people get really scared, do they start babbling like the Swedish Chef. Verdy, verdy, verdungen.
Wow. That’s the most times I’ve ever said “Swedish” in a 30-second period.
tom’s publicist needs to get him under control. i can only handle so many wacko cruise stories a day.
God I hope he goes all Tom Cruise on some reporter’s ass, and that he gets arrested and then he’ll be raped…with penises, by large men.
The fact that Tom Cruise said ‘hocus pocus’ proves that Scientology is not a religion, but a cult.
Derrrr. HAHA mamacita, you stupid bastard.
I heard the actual disagreement happened when the reporter wouldn’t consent to Tom giving him the Dirty Sanchez.
Oh yeah, Tom Cruise loves the cock.
Tom Cruise is so predictable about what he’s going to be angry at, it’s as if he’s reading a script……
The reporter said, so Tom I hear you love the cock. Before he could finish the sentence, Tom whipped it out and said YESSSSS! Then the reporter asked where Tom had hidden Katie’s body. He told them it was in a Tupperware container in his closet. It was all down hill after that.
Herndy skerndy derndy, Mamacita, snorken blaffin. I love the Muppets.
I prefer to be called only gender specific expletives, such as bitch, cunt, whore, etc. Please and thank you.
Remember when that reporter sqirted Tom Cruise in the face with the gag-mic? I bet he wouldn’t be so mad if it was a penis. (“You know what you are? You’re a jerk!”)
I’m just sayin’.
*squirted* Whoa, dude. Gnarly.
Land-man, where DID you get that snazzy name? Is it because you want something the size/shape of Florida shoved up your rectum?
Papa knows I take a Dirty Sanchez like a champ. If you tell them where the evidence is, I’ll go all Kim on you. I’ll eat your kittens.
It just gets worse. At what point is he going to hole up and let things blow over? He probably can’t do it, secretly loving even negative press.
I hope he chokes to death on the placenta.
And the reporter is not the “madman” in this combo… that would be Cock Lovin’ Cruise.
Wasn’t Tom in a movie called “Losin’ It”?. Interesting….
I did some research, and *cough* *cough* and the phrase: “whatever, I need to move on”, actually transalates to: “cock is cool and I love it” in swedish.
So Mr. Cruise was being polite and forthcoming.
Oshkosh, everyone knows that a penis loves a jerk every now and then.
I saw the actual footage, but it should have gone…
Reporter: Tom, you know how I know (you’re gay?/ TCLTC?)
I love me a good cheap shot.
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