Tom Brady may have impregnated Gisele Bundchen


A Brazilian site reported yesterday that Gisele Bundchen might be pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby. She would be no more than two months pregnant, but the report says she may have already told friends and family. The news comes just weeks after Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, said she was pregnant with his child.

I always knew I hated Tom Brady I just wasn’t sure why. I mean yeah, he ran over my dog with his car and punched my mom in the stomach, but knocking up Gisele? It just got personal, man.