A Brazilian site reported yesterday that Gisele Bundchen might be pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby. She would be no more than two months pregnant, but the report says she may have already told friends and family. The news comes just weeks after Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, said she was pregnant with his child.
I always knew I hated Tom Brady I just wasn’t sure why. I mean yeah, he ran over my dog with his car and punched my mom in the stomach, but knocking up Gisele? It just got personal, man.
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ElatedPornStar | March 8, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Does this fuckface not know what a condom is?
Tracy | March 8, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Fast forward 6 months… Brady won’t be dating either of these dingbats… and they’ll still be knocked up!
The-Guslet | March 8, 2007 at 4:14 pm
He’s becoming better known for being fertile than… what does he do again?
TashaVin` | March 8, 2007 at 4:16 pm
I’m ready for bathing suit weather, screw these knocked up fools. I just want sunshine!!
LL | March 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Dudes who go around putting a baby up inside as many bitches as possible are SO COOL. Everybody knows that having as many baby mamas as possible makes you a REAL MAN. Anyone who says any different is just a hater. See, Tom Brady is a professional football player, so he spends a lot of time gazing at other men’s asses and genitals and grabbing them from behind while “playing football.” So he has to make it clear that he’s NOT a homo by impregnating as many fine bitches as he possibly can. OK, we get it, Tom, you’re “straight.” Good for you. Watch out, Anna Kournikova. You’re next. If you’re lucky.
greeneyedcat | March 8, 2007 at 4:18 pm
She’d make for a funny-looking pregnant person
shameshame | March 8, 2007 at 4:28 pm
i didn’t know men could get pregnant…
WHYT HE HELL ISN’T THIS ALL OVER THE FUCKING NEWS!?
shameshame | March 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm
i didn’t know men could get pregnant…
WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS ALL OVER THE FUCKING NEWS!?
mrs.t | March 8, 2007 at 4:47 pm
“May Have” impregnated Gisele? She’e obviously pregnant-look at that huge baby bump.
God, Gisele, just because your pregnant doesn’t give you permission to eat dounghnuts all day-take it easy, you fat cow.
lookma_nohans | March 8, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Shameshame –> good work on correcting your typo. Now try being funny.
mrs.t | March 8, 2007 at 4:48 pm
*doughnuts (or donuts, if you prefer)
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 8, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Are you sure it wasn’t the OTHER way around??? get it…Gisele impregnated Tom Brady…get it????
cap077 | March 8, 2007 at 5:16 pm
must….goooo…tooo…gymm….immediately……………….
and by the way no i don’t get it
fearsarewishes | March 8, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Why is her butt eating her swimsuit?
Fifth Stooge | March 8, 2007 at 5:29 pm
When is the Superficials funeral?
WTF? | March 8, 2007 at 5:30 pm
How DARE Mr. Brady dispose of Ms. Moynahan in such a lowly fashion in order to traipse about with this young trollop? I’m sorry, but Mr. Brady you sir, are just…well, you are a CAD!!! (sob)
-Oh ya, Gisele? I’d hit it.
Flip Rogers | March 8, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I wish I was Tom Brady’s cock!!!!!
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LilRach | March 8, 2007 at 6:14 pm
you can’t just blame him – it takes two to tango – if she has gotten herself pregnant that’s her stupid fucking fault! – Unless she wanted to.
The guy always gets blamed!
xeurohottiex | March 8, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Why does Brady only date shemales, he must be gay deep down
licklick | March 8, 2007 at 6:22 pm
ASS = saggy + cellulite
FACE = man + boy
sea | March 8, 2007 at 6:45 pm
He learns more from K-fed every day.
SeeFood | March 8, 2007 at 6:48 pm
@ Lilrach
You’re right – it takes two to tango – it’s BOTH of their faults, not just HERS. These two women and man are presumably adults and should deal with their responsibilities accordingly.
And Tom Brady is in fact getting very little “blame” for anything; he’s getting more ENVY and admiration from every mammal with a penis out there. Its backward thinkers like you accusing girls of “getting themselves pregnant” throwing around insults and profanities acting so pretentiously righteous. I’d also like to point out that these women sound rather happy about being pregnant and appear to have no intention of aborting their babies because they don’t want them anymore and it was a foolish mistake. As for Mr. Brady, his ego just got a boost from propagating with two rich women and hardly any baggage to go with it.
I can’t believe there are still people who say girls “get themselves pregnant” as if they were forcing a flaccid penis to ejaculate and impregnate her. The street runs both ways and you, Lilrach, are just as idiotic for failing to apply equal responsibility to both parties and choosing to fall back onto backward Victorian notions that a woman can “choose” to get pregnant as if rape pregnancies happened because the women actually “enjoyed it” and wanted their rapist’s baby.
Watch your own words before you criticize another’s.
PhillyGossip.com | March 8, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Apparently Tom Brady’s boy’s can swim. And by swim, I mean through gale force winds and against currents strong enough to keep bitches skinny
Tigger of the Patriot | March 8, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Hey before criticizing remeber this stuff is typically untrue gossip.
Cehck out the website link below. Looks like Tom Brady of the Patriots team filed criminal charges with the US Federal Trade Commission and FBI against Gisele Bundchen, Bridget Moynahan, and at least 20 tv & radio networks, newspapers and magazines, and websites like this one.
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?p=357475
or
http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/From_Tigger_and_Fayette/2007/03/04/Tom_Brady_Takes_Action_Crime_Report
sid | March 8, 2007 at 7:38 pm
From a distance, I thought “Tom Brady” was really the spelling of “Thora Birch.”
No, I don’t want to talk about it.
And this story is boring.
gatorgirl | March 8, 2007 at 7:41 pm
There’s no way he sperminated Giselle. She’s the world’s highest paid model, there is just no way she would be stupid enough to get knocked up after dating this dork for just a few months, especially after he just broke up from a serious long term relationship that always has the potential of getting back together! she would lose millions of dollars in modeling fees and contracts if she was incapacitated for that many months of big bellyness. No way. Plus she dated Leo all those years and he’s a way better catch than tom – she wouldn’t have wanted his baby more?
RichPort | March 8, 2007 at 7:56 pm
You know it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!
swananine | March 8, 2007 at 8:04 pm
I hope this isn’t true. I wanted her and leo to get back together.
Dave Barnes | March 8, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Let’s hear it for high-quality camera lenses.
lilygirl | March 8, 2007 at 8:42 pm
I cannot believe how hot she is… … …
What the fuck?!
I ? Chick Fights | March 8, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Daniel Boone wore a coon skin cap.
CruisingForCock | March 8, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Seriously, I am also pregnant with Tom’s baby. We had so much anal sex it has to be his.
Sheva | March 8, 2007 at 9:23 pm
What’s the big deal with millions in work to earning a share of millions more by merely getting pregnant in an “accident” so beneficial?
It may take two to tango, but timing is a girl’s best friend.
As I said to one buddy about another. How does this girl he hung with all of sudden get pregnant by him at 29.
Some call it beat the clock. Others beat your wallet.
Let’s wait to see if girlfriend joined the club.
Adri | March 8, 2007 at 10:05 pm
I wonder if Gisele has ever actually ingested cheese. I’m pretty sure that is the most perfect ass we have ever produced as a species.
Dan | March 8, 2007 at 10:18 pm
First.
PongGod | March 8, 2007 at 10:52 pm
I think Brady must just be trying to fit in with all his NFL brothas.
Stink | March 9, 2007 at 12:22 am
Her hiney must be sad because it’s all droopy.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 9, 2007 at 12:24 am
Wait, wait, don’t tell me–he is ANS’s baby daddy too :(
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 9, 2007 at 1:05 am
Oh, don’t get this nonsense. Still wishing and hoping for something good to be posted…
anotheruselesscomment | March 9, 2007 at 4:25 am
what a flat, saggy, doughy ass she has. Oh yeah, she “might” be pregnant so it’s natural and she’s glowing…
Fuzz Martin | March 9, 2007 at 4:27 am
She has the ass of a goddess, but the face of a salamander. ICK!
DaveK | March 9, 2007 at 4:38 am
I have no idea what Tom Brady looks like, but the semi-bald dude in that photo of her arse looks like Kelly Slater. Does Mr Brady know about this?
MrSemprini | March 9, 2007 at 5:31 am
First, I don’t know who Tom Brady is. I do not find any pleasure in watching sports. To me, its just a bunch of grown men playing a kids game while other arrested adolescents watch and get their thrills without leaving the comfort of their LazyBoy (why do ya think they call it that?).
Second, Tom Brady, whoever, better stay rich because at the rate he’s going, he’s going to have a real Brady bunch. And, something tells me that he won’t have a lasting relationship with any woman.
I could be wrong.
But, I’m not.
Truthseeker013 | March 9, 2007 at 5:36 am
Well, now we know why the Pats didn’t do that well this season. Man clearly didn’t have his head in the game.
Ramblebrook | March 9, 2007 at 5:53 am
@44- Very pretentious, blanket statement.
“To me, its just a bunch of grown men playing a kids game while other arrested adolescents watch and get their thrills without leaving the comfort of their LazyBoy.”
Isn’t this what people like you do with The Grammy Awards (You can’t sing), American Idol, Gossip magazines, etc…
I don’t find any pleasure in a Country Music Concert, But I wouldn’t say it’s a bunch of Tobacky chewin’ hillbillies hootin’ and hollerin’, because I don’t understand it or like it, you judgemental fuck. You’re a dusche (sp).
Nice Brady Bunch reference. You’re about as funny as my grandmother.
Jenster | March 9, 2007 at 6:12 am
this can’t be true
whitegold | March 9, 2007 at 6:57 am
I hope it’s true, I think this is the cutest story ever. Brady’s two illegitimate bastard children with two different women will basically be the same age, so they can go on play dates and hang out and stuff. How cute would that be. Awwww.
whitegold | March 9, 2007 at 6:58 am
And talk about adding insult to injury for Bridget. She already lost her man to the hotter girl, and just when she thinks she grabs the attention back for herself by being pregs, the other girl has to go and get knocked up also to steal her thunder. Poor Bridget.
doogleberg | March 9, 2007 at 7:16 am
Good job, Tom. You’re just nine more bastards away from your own football team!