In light of the recent superbowl, it’s only fitting to tackle a football related story, although this one might be of more interest to the ladies than the gents (Well, maybe not all the gents. You know who you are). It appears as though former Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady has called it off with his love of two years, Bridget Moynahan. Sources say that Brady was in Detroit over the weekend and “acting very single – going out to the parties and hitting on a lot of women.”
Now, what they don’t say is who these women were, or where these parties were, or whether there’s any sort of actual evidence that any of this happened. And you know what that means – it’s totally true. But Tom Brady was way too young to settle down anyway. If you’re in your twenties, have won three superbowls, and look like a male model, they should be peeling girls off the side of your house. Now the only superbowl I’ve won is the superbowl of interpretive dance, but even that got me all kinds of girls. At least, I think they were girls. Now that I think about it, they did have suspiciously deep voices. And beards. And penises. But I figured, you know, “steroids”.
rachel | February 8, 2006 at 10:39 am
I have no clue who Tom Brady & Bridget Moynahan are but DAMN that guy is HOT in this picture!
trophywife | February 8, 2006 at 10:49 am
bring that fine piece of man meat home to mama… my hunt for a threesome is OVER
Realistic | February 8, 2006 at 10:55 am
Just because she was at parties picking up other girls doesn’t mean that they are broken up. It just means that Tom used the I’m a huge so star, so go get Daddy some beyotches line.
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 10:57 am
Ahem….Who?
kenniem | February 8, 2006 at 11:13 am
Tom Brady is the New England Patriots quaterback, also know as the only reason why I watch the Patriots and football.
And his (ex)-girlfreind was in Coyote Ugly, the bitchy bartender, Sex in the City, she played the girl Big left Carrie for and Married and was in I-Robot, she was the female lead.
The best thing about Tom Brady is when you hear him speak you know why he picked football, Hot and Stupid just how I like em.
Drew | February 8, 2006 at 11:42 am
Good for Bridget Moynahan. As the poster above me said, have you ever listened to Tom talk? The guy is a moron I am surprised he can actually learn plays. I guess Bridget Moynahan couldn’t be that much smarter if she is attracked to such a lush.
Also anybody notice the shape of Tom’s head? It’s like a giant watermelon.
Spindoc | February 8, 2006 at 11:50 am
Maybe he didn’t know that the girls weren’t his girlfriend. He’s pretty dumb.
Aimtrue | February 8, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Maybe Tom got dumped-I mean he really didn’t do much in the playoffs. He is on the downslide. Better to bail on him now before he becomes clingy and marries her just to keep some fame.
ESQ | February 8, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I’d hit it now that she is single.
sikofdis | February 8, 2006 at 2:00 pm
I’m with you ESQ…everyone’s talking about him. What about HER??? She’s fine as hell! Send her my way now that she’s in need of some consolation.
Jayne | February 8, 2006 at 2:26 pm
who?
..seriously
EnergyGuru | February 8, 2006 at 2:34 pm
I can’t understand why anyone would break up with Bridget Moynahan, the chick is damn fine! But then again I guess Brady can get any woman he wants so I can understand the desire to get some variety if your picking from the best out there.
Doug | February 8, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Trust me, this story is of great interest to straight guys across the globe if it means Bridget Moynahan’s back on the market again.
Doc | February 8, 2006 at 3:40 pm
what is this BS about Tom being stupid… he’s gay… theres a difference… oops, he’s just been outted!!! I could just be saying that cause I’m a Jets fan… still think theres some sugar in that tank…
HughJorganthethird | February 8, 2006 at 6:22 pm
“I could just be saying that cause I’m a Jets fan”
File this under “Things no sane person would ever admit to on the internet”
And Tom may be dumb but he has three super bowl rings and is still the best QB in the NFL. So basically he could be a drooling, tourettes afflicted hemaphrodite and still get more pussy than anybody, anywhere.
Praz | February 8, 2006 at 6:26 pm
After I saw Moynahan in “The Recruit,” I fell in love with her.
andrewthezeppo | February 8, 2006 at 7:35 pm
She was really attractive in “Lord of War” as Nicholas Cage’s wife.
HollyJ | February 8, 2006 at 8:02 pm
“…in other news, a lady named Mildred who lives in Tampa, got groceries in her muumuu today…”
(Is it possible to post stories about people that have actually acquired some level of celebrity?)
goblue99 | February 8, 2006 at 9:26 pm
I will not have people insulting my Tom Brady like this. He is not gay. He is not dumb. He graduated from the University of Michigan, a better school than any of you went to, if you even went to school at all.
voodoochild | February 9, 2006 at 12:39 am
Tom, darling, call me so I can make you my bitch. Seriously.
gangsterized | February 9, 2006 at 1:32 am
Might not be saying much, but he might be one of the most intelligent quarterbacks in NFL history according to this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderlic_Test
LaurenH | February 10, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I hope this is true… if it is, I am moving to Boston to find him… keep this story updated PLEASE!
blackblackheart | February 13, 2006 at 12:38 am
so hot…
juego de casino | July 3, 2007 at 11:54 am
oh yes he is hot