Tom Brady & Bridget Moynahan split up?

tom_brady_thumb1.jpgIn light of the recent superbowl, it’s only fitting to tackle a football related story, although this one might be of more interest to the ladies than the gents (Well, maybe not all the gents. You know who you are). It appears as though former Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady has called it off with his love of two years, Bridget Moynahan. Sources say that Brady was in Detroit over the weekend and “acting very single – going out to the parties and hitting on a lot of women.”

Now, what they don’t say is who these women were, or where these parties were, or whether there’s any sort of actual evidence that any of this happened. And you know what that means – it’s totally true. But Tom Brady was way too young to settle down anyway. If you’re in your twenties, have won three superbowls, and look like a male model, they should be peeling girls off the side of your house. Now the only superbowl I’ve won is the superbowl of interpretive dance, but even that got me all kinds of girls. At least, I think they were girls. Now that I think about it, they did have suspiciously deep voices. And beards. And penises. But I figured, you know, “steroids”.

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