New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen probably had an awkward time last night. The two were celebrating the Patriots win over San Diego and hit up Butter in New York City. However, Gisele’s ex Leonardo DiCaprio also happened to be there. I hate running into my ex. Like in my living room. Or in the bathroom. That’s what I get for dating my Batman slippers. I thought we had a connection, but then the peyote wore off. You know how it goes.
NOTE: That’s seriously Leonardo DiCaprio in the last pic doing what I assume is his impression of a giant penis with arms. The man is our generation’s Brando.