Friends of Tom Brady are saying Bridget Moynahan didn’t even bother to tell him she was announcing her pregnancy on The Post and suspect she got pregnant on purpose. A friend of Brady says:
“[Bridget] may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It’s a little suspicious.”
A friend of Moynahan shoots back:
“Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December – right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?”
And since nobody cares about Tom Brady or Bridget Moynahan here’s the most interesting part of the article: Gisele Bundchen is set to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan next week and had to gain 14 pounds to weigh enough to be able to walk in the show. 14 pounds! That’s like eating a large baby. I know they want to set some health standards, but it’s still a runway show, not the Fat Olympics.
You gotta love chicks in their late 20s and 30s who magically get pregnant when the relationship is over.
And when the guy hits the door and then months later is in the news with another girl, she announces, announces mind you that she and her ex-boyfriend are going to be parents.
Way to go Bridget, you’re all class. And by class I mean a whore who loses her birth control pills around Christmas because she knows there’s not going to be a good gift or Valentines Day again with the guy.
She’s playing the Lotto ticket. Dig in to his millions babe and pray your paternity test holds up with his DNA on it.
#46- You’re right Slim. Hard on/respect for a man’s success after going from an obscure back-up to winning the superbowl 3 times, same difference.
And I did bring up the black finger nails, tight shirts and Depeche Mode. They are all references to describe you in your formitable years, when you developed your hatred for heterosexual men and your penchant for shitting on skinny women to make yourself feel better.
#51- Sheva, you got it exactly right.
I think Ramblebrook missed two liiiiittle clues. One, the strikeout line through Tom Brady’s name, and Two, the high level of sarcasm the writer was conveying in the original post. Re-read before you get in blog fights, seriously. The author’s strikeout makes your first post a specious argument. And your failed analogies just waste time. Want to hate on hipsters and people that wear nail polish? Start your own blog. I read the comment section because 1/5 are funny–stop lowering the status quo. The website’s called THE SUPERFICIAL. It’s going to be about superficial celebrity news–so seriously let the author make the jokes.
#53 The only thing Ramblebrook missed was eighth-grade English. Fucking hoopdog.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, Ramalamadingdong…I had to truck downtown for a video shoot. Which obviously is impossible to validate in cyberspace. But it’s funny that you chose the world’s lamest insult while I was working. I love the “fat chick” comeback, it shows a complete lack of originality.
Keep up the good work!
I have a penis.
I am straight.
I would have sex with Tom Brady in a second.
To put it another way, if Tom came up to me and said “Look, I need you to have massive amounts of homosexual intercourse with me tonight in order to win tomorrow,” my pants would be on the ground before he go to the last five words.
Most men in MA feel this way.
If this blog became solely about Tom Brady and his magic adventures, I would still read it. In fact, I would probably read it more times a day.
Ramblebrook – you know about Deadspin, right? The original commenters there, on a bad day, were 100 times better than the best here. They’ve opened up the blog to lots more commenters so it’s hit-or-miss now, but in any given thread there’s better stuff than a week’s worth of material here. And by “here” I mean the Superfish back about 6 months ago.
55. Hi, my name’s, … “Tom”. Though I’m not actually an NFL quarterback, I do like to watch football a whole lot, and I look pretty hot in my #12 Brady jersey.
So, what do you say, Joe?
@52, dude what I apparently failed to convey is this, IN MY OPINION, having participated in more than one sport in my youth, sports are IRRELEVANT and contribute NOTHING, ZERO, NADA, to the betterment of society.
Just like other celebrities sports people are whiny, overpaid and ultimately useless to the world.I’ll admit, I still enjoy one hobby though (which some call a sport)it’s drag racing and I’ve owned several 5.0 Mustangs (you’ll just have to take my word for it) but do I come here and start masturbating to the NHRA Winternational’s Champion? NO, cause it’s ultimately a waste of time and money like all sports, and/or hobbies.
So, sorry if I don’t get excited about Tom Whatshisface. This is the Superficial and that’s what we do.
And to the rest of the whiners, there is one constant on EVERY FUCKING FORUM “the good o’l days gang” Things were always better some romanticized time ago. FUCK YOU, that’s bullshit, you are the same kind of people who complained in the first computer newsgroup about the good old days when you would tape your comments on paper on the bulletin board down at the student union. STFU or leave ’cause you sure as hell ain’t contributing shit.
#57 I am not going to have “formitable years”. I run 3 miles and take vitamins and eat right. I might pay attention to Tom Brady if he poses in pantyhose like Joe Namath – I kind of remember that but I was a kid.
i meant #52
#55–Yeah, seen it, married it. Though my husband and his friends would be more: “Well, maybe not preseason or regular season, but championship? Sure. Let me get the lube.”
The way I look at it, professional athletes deserve at least some props over quasi-celebrities like Paris because with them, it doesn’t matter who or what they fuck, if they can’t catch-throw-kick-hit or whatever they have to do, they don’t make it to the pros.
And anyone who uses the terms ‘drag-racing’ and “Mustang 5.0″ together needs to go buy a Mopar before they tell anyone else what’s up.
keep it up tom brady, keep it up.
(i’m sure it’s not hard…oh oh, another chance for a bad pun, should i? no i’ll leave it be)
Hey “Brook”, I’ve recently had the opportunity to be surrounded by that “relevant male american sports culture” you’re talking about. They’re digging ditches for my new landscaping. Glad all that highschool football practice paid off. At least they’re more useful than this Tom Brady you speak of.
BTW, sounds like Brady is as much of a dumb ho as Moynihan. If you don’t take responsibility for your own birth control, no sense in crying afterwards. Unless she hacked off his left nut and squeezed out the sperm to impregnate herself, Brady has only himself to blame.
Oh, dude…if only she did. That video would outsell ALL of the sex tapes.
whoa . . . massive cleft chin on that dude / chick!
BRIDGTE MOYNAHAN IS A STUPID WHORE WHO COULDNT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT. WHY DID SHE WANT TO FUCK THAT POTATO HEADED RETARD??? HE LOOKS LIKE A WINDOW LICKER. I HOPE SHE DOES THE DECENT THING AND HAS AN ABORTION. FUCKING SLUT.
@61….hahaha I’m not telling anyone if anything is up or down. And I’ve got nothing against Mopars, my grandma drove one, hell I remember having one of their minivans somewhere around here, very practical.
So Gisele, how does it feel? Not even being raised by perfect parents can prevent you from ending up with a douchebag of a boyfriend.
is kingnormandy’s real name tom leykis?
#58 – ^5, man.
The sports culture goes to absurd levels of worship over activity that’s really nothing but a stupid game.
And nearly every guy playing is an overpaid jerk with a hugely over-inflated sense of entitlement.
I hate to piss on the trolls but…. do they not realize that the “And since no one cares about ___blank___ here are some pictures of ____random hot chick___,” is a VERY common Superfish segue?
My point is that it shouldn’t be taken personally that “no one cares about Tom Brady”. Get a grip. You’re showing your ignorance of this site by being such a whiny baby.
ha ha…he got used – hard!