If you’ve had sex more than once since 2003, sweet, sweet 2003… *presses hand against window longingly* I’ll never forget you, Phoenix, which was definitely your real name. – you probably don’t know that Tom Hiddleston originally auditioned for the role of Thor only to be cast as Loki instead which worked out pretty darn well for the Internet. So below are GIFs of his audition which will apparently be on the Thor: The Dark World Blu-ray. So whoever came up with the marketing strategy of, “Eh, just leak shit,” I say this with all sincerity, you are light years ahead of your contemporaries. LIGHT YEARS.