Tom Cruise Won’t Sue Vanity Fair But Totally Could If He Wanted To

September 6th, 2012 // 31 Comments
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“Before we bring out our next model, there’s something I’ve wanted to say for years… TCLTC, motherfuckers. Whoo!”

In case you needed more proof to back up the Vanity Fair story claiming the Church of Scientology held girlfriend auditions for Tom Cruise that eventually ended with a woman being forced to sell copies of Dianetics on the streets because she dared asked a man to politely repeat himself, his lawyer has reacted to the piece by literally calling it “boring” before moving on to “Oh, yeah, we could totally sue, we just don’t feel like it.” E! News reports:

Fields called out the writer of the piece, Maureen Orth, raising the possibility of legal action if she made the media rounds.
“Unless Maureen Orth keeps spewing this garbage on television, we probably won’t sue them,” the lawyer added. “But anyone associated with this sleazy story should be ashamed of themselves—not just for publishing lies, but also for being unoriginal, sloppy and dull.”

Of course, Tom Cruise won’t sue because to prove libel the accusations would have to be false which is kind of hard to prove when Nazanin Boniadi is walking around not locked in an engine room. Seriously, when you’re done playing with something, put it back where it belongs. They teach you that in kindergarten.

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  1. lol

    He’s a moron trying to save face. All they have to say is ‘bring it’ and it’s game over for him.

    • FastFoodLocal151

      They won’t because TC generates pretty big money for Hollywood, and VF is essentially a Hollywood mag. They’d be biting the hand that feeds unintentionally. As long as TC keeps making money for the studios, no one’s going to make waves. Unless he gets caught on tape in a gay orgy or something. Then I suspect all bets are off.

  2. I would make the rounds on every show talking about this shit. I’d sing it from the mountaintops. These people have been allowed to get away with this bullshit for too long.

    • Cleo

      Relax dude, you contaminated your mind with this kind of garbage. There’s better things to do to improve ourselves on our own to make money.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    brainwashed sheep


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  7. jenirow

    Neither Tom Cruise nor the Church (just calling that makes me sick) of Scientology can’t bear the scrutiny it would invite. They can only operate successfully and putting themselves in the position of having to answer questions and provide evidence will not happen. Frankly I would love to see it because I believe they have been getting away with terrible things for years.

  8. Lenny

    TCLTC = Tom Cruise Love The Cock

  9. Schmidtler

    If the scientology freaks have a silo full of cash, and absolutely refuse to release any internal documents, they’re a prime target for any dipwad on the planet to sue them. File suit, serve discovery requests and deposition notices, then take a judgment when they refuse to answer or show up to be deposed. I encourage everyone here to file a suit against them immediately. Personally, I’m filing a suit for the losses I suffered sitting through ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ – 10 bucks and 2 hours of my life I’ll never get back. I still can’t figure out wtf the point of that flick was.

    • kimmykimkim

      Remember Vanilla Sky? What a piece of shit that was!

      • I loved “Vanilla Sky”. Matter of fact, I love all of Tom Cruise’s movies that I’ve seen. He’s one the best actors of all time, but the man’s personal life is a fucking side show.

      • kimmykimkim

        In my defense, I was completely sober when I watched Vanilla Sky. That could be the problem.

      • Moons over my Hammy

        Diaz’s dialogue just prior to the car crash is the stuff nightmares are made of.

    • It was based on a Hawthorne short story, where the point was a trip into the deep dark woods and a resulting loss of innocence.

    • 21Sextury

      What a piece of shit you have in your skull. Do you have better things to do? What’s the big deal you have to waste time with this garbage?

      • It was called “Young Goodman Brown.” I enjoy the shorter works of Nathaniel Hawthorne very much, due largely to the imagery of the woods and the resultant metaphoric “dark night of the soul.”

        That said, you appear to be off your meds, which would actually qualify as a “big deal.”

      • kimmykimkim

        Hmm, do we have better things to do? Probably. But this is more fun. It seems you would agree, I mean, unless you’ve got more important things to do. Please, don’t let us keep you, go do your important things. We’re gonna stay here and fuck around. Thanks for your concern! You’re a sweetheart!

    • Les

      I’m going to eunuchize all anti-scientologist bitches for ruining my religion. First, take a big step back… and literally, FVCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of pan-pacific bvllshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Tom Cruise is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fvcking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fvcking United Nations and get a fvcking binding resolution to keep me from fvcking destroying you. I’m talking about a scorched earth, motherfvcker! I will massacre you! I WILL FVCK YOU UP!

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