Tom Cruise Look Out! It’s Katie Holmes’ Bra! And Other News

December 20th, 2011 // 29 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- The Best Fails Of 2011: Take 12 mins out of your workday to feel better about yourself by laughing at the misfortune of others. [BuzzFeed]

- Gerard Butler won’t let the ocean kill him. He’s saving that honor for whiskey and starvation. [Huffington Post]

- Joe Jonas was hospitalized with “stomach pains,” so you can see where this is going. [Dlisted]

- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are just easy-breezy casual, strollin’ about The Big Apple. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brooklyn Decker absolutely destroys Adrianne Curry in the category of sexy nerd. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And I would like to submit Exhibit B into evidence. [TMZ]

- Jessica Jane Clement is in lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Stacy Keibler shakes her ass in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- Celebs Without Makeup: Our Version of The Nightmare Before Christmas. [TooFab]

- They claim one of these is Jane Krakowski, but I swear it could have said Chris Penn and I totally would have believed it. [theCHIVE]

- Angelina Jolie‘s kids are old enough to know about violence, world political strife and Billy Bob Thornton‘s penis. [Popsugar]

- Kendall Jenner on a stripper pole because we’ve already sprinted past that line today. [IDLYITW]

- Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead! On the outside. [Starpulse]

- Rumor Control: Sanaa Lathan Says She’s Not Kobe’s Type Of Girl Swirl: Couldn’t have said it better myself. [Bosisp]

- This is not Daniel Day Lewis, so they’re already behind. [Heavy]

- The Absolute Very Wost Movies of 2011 [FilmDrunk]

- The 50 Hottest Playmate Sports Fans: (Translation: Hot chicks who bang athletes for a while to secure a life of financial freedom.) [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Why are her boobs so freakin’ low?

    • Shawn

      I was thinking the same

    • BE

      Her bra slid down and actually looks like it’s almost off completely. So it just doesn’t fit.

      From how thin she is in this pic, looks like a crash diet for the holidays. That would giver her a loose bra as women (generally) lose it in the bust first – it takes the fat a couple weeks to redistribute again.

      Not her best look IMHO. Elfen and too thin – body fat looks way too low from the way her collar bones are protruding.

      • He dumped his previous beard, I mean Nicole Kidman, one month before he would have been legally obligated to pay alimony. That’s when you can look for Katie to get the boot, 9 years 11 months…

    • BE

      From how “happy” they look together and the body language, I’d say the ETD (estimated time of divorce) is just around the corner.
      Either that or they argued before they walked that carpet.

      • Ted

        She walked in on him, again, while he was in the bathroom trading body thetans with another guy. Hence her facial expressions and depressive boobs.

      • BE

        Actually, that went through my mind too. My bet is he hits a point where he no longer cares enough to even hide it effectively. Like spending 3 hours in the sauna with his “massuer” etc.

        My one and only hope for Katie is that her father (the lawyer) called in the best divorce attorney money could buy to negotiate her prenup. What price do you put on all of the Scientology bullshit such as being run in and out of RPF, silent childbirth and having Suri ransomed and turned against her as a “suppressive person” if this twat divorces her for the next “young and dumb” one he can fool for a while?

  2. pretty vacant

    thats not a bra.
    its a nyro-glynxnatrylation-oxglynx-zorbotron device.

  3. Doctor Joystick

    She buys her bras at Farm and Fleet. It’s the only place you can get saggy udder support.

  4. Randal

    Stunning eyes and a glowing complexion radiate all around Katie as she supports her man down the carpet. Another thriller from Tom will provide hours of entertainment for any hardcore action junky in the next installment of this explosive and almost impossible series.

    Randal

    • BE

      It’s nice to know that the Fish has really arrived.
      Not only is Fish now referenced in the urban dictionary – the Fish has drawn enough interest for Scientology to assign a spin blogger such as you.

      Yep, you’re effective…

      at being obvious AND annoying. Don’t worry Xenu will reward you.

    • whatsmyface

      Dreg, is that you being Randal? Because this is hilarious.

  5. The Kilted Yaksman

    One baby turned her boobs into saggy pancakes. Poor girl.

  6. JC

    I’m starting to think her perpetu-smirk is less an attempt to fake happiness and more of a neurological tic.

    • Tiffany

      She only smiles with one half of her mouth, and has done that for years. I am wondering if she had some kind of stroke.

      • BE

        No one would contest that her trips through RPF (rehabilitation project force aka brainwashing) may have done some permanent damage.

        Reports were that TC himself had a full blown nervous breakdown/psychotic episode from their “treatments” shortly after joining the “church” of Scientology.

        The longer she’s with him, the deader her eyes get – I guess that says it all.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I don’t see where my boobs went either.”

  8. Frank Burns

    I think its nice to see a girl and her dad out on the town together.

  9. Schmidtler

    TCLTC!!

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    Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    Lots of bad body language here. He is pulling her to him and looking mad, she looks a bit rebellious.

  11. Rose

    Bad body language in these pics, she is always pulling away from him and you can see he is trying to control everything….sad.

  12. forrest gump

    a bra?
    ……………..FOR WHAT?

    even his balls are bigger, folks!!

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    Rayray
    Commented on this photo:

    She is hiiiiiiiiigh on vitamins.

  14. Katie Holmes Bra See Through Dress Tom Cruise Mission Impossible
    Commented on this photo:

    “They do this kind of thing when you’re one of the world’s biggest movie stars. Maybe one day you’ll know how it feels.”

  15. Katie Holmes Bra See Through Dress Tom Cruise Mission Impossible
    Anton LaVey
    Commented on this photo:

    “Keep smiling and pretending we’re a happy couple or I’ll electrocute you when we get back home”

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    *tsk*
    Commented on this photo:

    Selling one’s soul has its drawbacks.

  17. Katie Holmes Bra See Through Dress Tom Cruise Mission Impossible
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, you can see the completely batshit-free heterosexual attraction just… sizzling between them.

  18. Katie Holmes Bra See Through Dress Tom Cruise Mission Impossible
    Rex
    Commented on this photo:

    if only it was mission possible.? .. Enjoy banging her doggie-style nightly …

  19. Katie Holmes Bra See Through Dress Tom Cruise Mission Impossible
    Roy Mabe,Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie Holmes looks great in her see through dress.

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