Setting aside the distance between the pedals and his feet, is Tom Cruise letting Katie Holmes drive really the best idea here? He might as well have taken her out back and shown her the gopher hole that runs under the compound wall. “And what’s really interesting is how the soil blocks the signal to your shock collar. See? Shuts it right off. Alright, now, back in the house. The guard in the sentry tower’s looking a little trigger happy. *shouts* S’alright, Frank, she’s with me! Hot tub later?”
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Yeah, but he’s still watching her like a hawk.
(spots paparazzi as car pulls out)
“My team. My team is DEAD. They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone.”
LMFAO…..
Rehearsing Vanilla Sky 2
Why isn’t Tom strapped into a backwards-facing child’s seat in the back? It’s very dangerous having him ride in the front. If the airbag goes off, the poor little guy would disappear into it.
Awesome!
Someone forgot their booster seat!
Under 4’9 she needs to put him in a booster seat. Its the law.
HAHAHAHA @first pic his eyes barely reach the steering wheel
I have to give the little man props. When I saw that picture of Kris Jenner as Rosie the Riveter, the first thing I thought as well was, “damn, I want her to be my driver.”
She’s still pretending to be a Kennedy…and looking for a river with a bridge over it…
Thats cause he cant see over the wheel!
He can’t drive because he had a secret date last night (probably Travolta) so now he has to sit on an inflatable donut cushion.
What you can’t see is that Tom’s reading the map of L.A. as charted by L. Ron Hubbard. I don’t want to spoil the ending, but all roads lead to batshit insanity.
Lmfao
“Katie, I told you car washes are like giant vaginas, they scare me.”
I know this is going to get me some flak.
Guess what, some people, men and women, like to be told what to do. They pick a spouse to tell them what to do, on purpose. And they like it.
There is really nothing wrong with it. Holmes isn’t being kept down. She is being given what she wants.
Leave her alone.
This just in: you suck.
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LOL, that was good.
I have seen men like Holmes as well. I don’t get why they do it. But they have opportunity to leave and they don’t freaking take it.
Dan – truth
Of course she wants to be told what to do…they didn’t give her all that reprogramming so she could have her own thoughts now did they?
I have a niece like that. Married some religious freak and just shits out kids on a remote farm in the boonies. I don’t know why she bothered to go to college. What a waste of pell grant money.
He has been in the passenger seat before but I am sure this ride will be a little awkward for him since he isn’t giving “road head”.
To be fair his feet can’t reach the pedals of non-matchbox cars.
^ BEAT ME TO IT!
Its hard to backseat drive with a bag of penis gummies in the glove box.
Are you kidding…Cruise already devoured those weeks ago! Now, he is encouraging Suri to grab more boxes of them while she is in front of the paps!
you’re curious how DWARFS look in a car, folks?
‘All I’m saying, baby, is that if YOU want to drive, YOU need to remember to put the wooden blocks and the string to tie them to your feet in the car.’
To think that dumb bitch ruined her career because she thought he would make her the next Nicole Kidman. Now she ain’t shit.
Thats appears to be an older model Mercedes.
Why wont Tom give Katie a new car ……
The first pic leads me to think Tom is holding a remote control from which he’s dictating Katie’s actions. “OK, I have to make sure you look to the left to ensure you can see the way is clear for this turn I’m about to have you make. Now, which knob activates general field visual recognition again?”.
hmmm, if I carefully balance my hat so that it barely grazes my temples, I gain at least an inch
The fuck? Put that bitch back in her place with your sci-fi religion!