Tom Cruise & David Beckham Played It Real Cool At Last Night’s Kings Game

May 29th, 2013 // 39 Comments
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Like all celebrities do during playoffs, Tom Cruise and David Beckham pretended to be huge fans of the sport and showed up for some awesome seats at last night’s Kings v. Sharks game. Knowing next to nothing about sports, even I know nobody gives a shit about hockey. This certainly applies to mega celebrities like David and Tom, of which one is from England — where I’m pretty sure they don’t even know what ice hockey is — and the other can telepathically instruct a man’s young daughter to leave daddy’s spare keys to the poolhouse under the third shrub from the patio, which now that I’m fleshing this out might be the exact explanation for this whole scenario. Nevermind, I see what’s happening here.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Robb7

    You know Tom-Tom’s dreaming of his own ice capades!

  2. cc

    Sadly this is pretty typical of what you see in the front rows at these games…basically, people who want to be seen at the game.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Lex Luthor aint havin non a that.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Did one of the players rip the others’ pants off?

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Dina Lohan looks like her normal, sober self.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “So, yeah. Sea Org? Pretty much like Never Land.”
    “Cool! Tell me about the E-Meters again, Mr. Magic Science!”

  7. How does Tom and Beck end up at the same place at the same time? Hmmm.
    Some nasty shit is going on.

  8. Nobody gives a shit about hockey? You haven’t been to Minnesota. Probably better to say nobody gives a shit about Minnesota.

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    What’s up with the blood coming out of that girl’s mouth? and the blood stains on her shirt? I’m sure $cientology is to blame for this.

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    celebutard
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    When did Ricky Gervais get a sleeve tattoo?

  11. Kodos

    Only a sanitary-pad-sniffing sissy-boy who rubs one out to European ‘football’ or mens’ synchronised swimming would make a comment such as this about hockey.

    Or worse yet, an NBA fan.

    Fuck off.

    • YaY?

      Well said. i will never understand Americans love for the non sport of baseball, or the NBA which is actually athletic (unlike baseball) but there are 700 timeouts so it as boring as all hell.

      • jonesy

        Baseball is a past time, not a sport. I don’t get basketball, so I can’t say it sucks. Actually, yes I can. Basketball sucks. Football is okay. Hockey totally fucking rules.

      • People who don’t like Hockey are cock knoblers!!!!.

      • JuggNuttz

        you know what football players are? hockey players who cant skate!

        you know fish,,, being a liberal douchetard was bad enough… but now you had to go and insult hockey….. you really crossed the line man….

      • ATTENTION: In the interest of clarity, to show that some of us Americans understand and enjoy hockey, here are some definitions of hockey terminology:
        Icing: The stuff that goes on top of a cake.
        The Red Line: The marks on the ground you follow to the men’s room.
        The Blue Line: The marks on the ground you follow to the beer window.
        The Penalty Box: The pussy you have to settle on (namely: your wife’s) if your incredibly hot secretary is either on vacation, or on the rag.
        See? Easy-peezy! Next week we will be discussing soccer!

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    john
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    are they making anti-semetic remarks at the Jewish guy? The Biebs is a tool

  13. Tom Cruise and the Sharks…both coming up short.

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    brent
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    Yes to everything you said, but a BLACK guy at a hockey game? I draw the line!

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    brent
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    Tom, signalling his lust for Jonathon Quick. You just use your hand like this, and….

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    brent
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    Game’s over there Tom…

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    brent
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    Look a Theta 6!

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    brent
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    Worse seats than Benji Bronk?

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    Never understood why Tom Cruise claims that boy is adopted, he is straight up his biological son. I mean their facial features are identical.

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    Pretty much everyone around them is thinking “fucking douchebag”. even the girl who just looks disgusted.

  21. judgingyou

    “even I know nobody gives a shit about hockey”
    You are dead to me.

    Seriously though, Tom Cruise would appreciate some of the players’ assets, and by that I mean he would probably enjoy their fantastic asses.

  22. Yes, Tom Cruise would have no interest in ripped white guys working out.

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    I actually laughed out loud at that one.

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    “Can I visit your tree Mister Keebler elf?”

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    “I’m sorry. Am I blocking your view?”
    “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !…. Oh wait, you’re serious?

  26. Porkpie

    How much sex did they have?

  27. rusty beaver

    It pains me to admit this but Tom lived in Canada for a while as a kid. It is our national shame.

  28. rusty beaver

    That and Bieber. We’re really really sorry. In that sweet Canadian way.

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    Man who hates greed
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    what are they looking at ? Is it king Kong , an airplane , a man leaping over a tall building ? NO . Its their pay envnelope . Coupla non complementy shots of Tom . Watch it Tom . Its just around the corner .

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