Posted by Photo Boy
Like all celebrities do during playoffs, Tom Cruise and David Beckham pretended to be huge fans of the sport and showed up for some awesome seats at last night’s Kings v. Sharks game. Knowing next to nothing about sports, even I know nobody gives a shit about hockey. This certainly applies to mega celebrities like David and Tom, of which one is from England — where I’m pretty sure they don’t even know what ice hockey is — and the other can telepathically instruct a man’s young daughter to leave daddy’s spare keys to the poolhouse under the third shrub from the patio, which now that I’m fleshing this out might be the exact explanation for this whole scenario. Nevermind, I see what’s happening here.