Posted by Photo Boy
Tom Cruise attended the wedding of billionaire and Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol producer David Ellison over the weekend where he was called out on the dance floor by some other probably fantastically rich person. Now, I’m not going to sit here and act shocked since this type of thing happens at every wedding where the guest list is almost all white people. I do, however, find it strange that this crowd didn’t have a bunch of people dancing like minions for their amusement while they threw table scraps at them and punched their mothers in the mouth. It’s almost like Tom and other powerful white men have something lurking just below the surface. Consider the evidence: a penchant for designer clothes, carefully coiffed hair, and now an unsuppressed urge shake that ass. What could it be?
Is dance battle code for had anonymous gay sex?
It wasn’t, until Tom Cruise started doing it.
Good stuff Tom keep it up!! I can tell he enjoys doing it from all the hype during his interview. Check out the video at www. C E L E B U R .com
wth this is like 1983 again in washington square park, lmao “u got serrrved yo!”
well they both sucked.. :P
1983? I thought dance offs were what they did during the height of the disco era which would have been around 1977 or 1978. The only actual time I saw a dance off was on “Soul Train”.
What is a “Protocal”?
Whoa. This is what passes for dancing these days??
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Bigfoot ?
i’m absolutely saddened and embarrassed for myself for having just watched that.
I share in that shame.
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Did he come sliding by in his underwear and Raybans, or did he just gay up the place?
What’s the difference?
Give TC a break here – he was just getting in character for his next role in ‘Electric Boogaloo 3, Ass Masters of Dance’, co starring Chris Brown.
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Me likey. When rich white people can’t dance off while the economy burns we’ll no for sure the terrorists have won.
“Put on some Kenny Loggins, cause I’m about to put this parking cone up my danger zone.”
He’s like the Dick Clark of our generation, only gayer.
Say what you want, but Les Grossman is the best character ever.
“Get back mother fucker you dont know me like that”
“Take one step back and fuck your own face”
Oh nice Tom cruise is my best ever actor, he a versatile action and dramatic actor. Today’s fashion trends is the jewelry watches .
FUCK YOU.
+1
I can’t believe you found pictures of him walking and pointing. Amazing!
He’s waiting for the school bus
you mean the SHORT BUS?!?! roflolmateeheegiggle
is it me (well sure I am), or was somebody holding down his hairpiece???
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his ego is the opposite of his lenght.
THAT’S WHY HE JOINED THE SCIENTOLOGY-MOVEMENT.
……………he is still the same sick dwarf as usual, folks!!
Short, thick, old man, with big nose and brush hair. Too old now. Go away. Please, please. You peaked on Top Gun (and even then, meh) and downhill all the way since then. Accept it, you’re over the hill.
After fan outrage that the character Tom is playing is a 6’5″ and 250lbs and this new video evidence, the studio is changing the character’s name to Jack Reacher-Round. This should satisfy parties all around.
This made m happy and it made med smile. Peace out.
This tells me Tom is just like everyone else…kind of a dork…and I think this does way more for improving his PR situation than any fan website or talk show circuit could provide. Pretty cool.
“Don’t you worry Tom…they’re getting the smaller cones right now.” “No way we’re using normal sized cones.” “No way.”