Posted by Photo Boy
Tom Cruise attended the wedding of billionaire and Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol producer David Ellison over the weekend where he was called out on the dance floor by some other probably fantastically rich person. Now, I’m not going to sit here and act shocked since this type of thing happens at every wedding where the guest list is almost all white people. I do, however, find it strange that this crowd didn’t have a bunch of people dancing like minions for their amusement while they threw table scraps at them and punched their mothers in the mouth. It’s almost like Tom and other powerful white men have something lurking just below the surface. Consider the evidence: a penchant for designer clothes, carefully coiffed hair, and now an unsuppressed urge shake that ass. What could it be?