Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have pretended to be romantic interests in two movies now, so why not carry that charade into reality which I’m assuming was the thought process here. Via The Herald Sun:
“Tom and Cameron get on really well. Tom thinks Cameron is beautiful, intelligent and a lot of fun. He’d love for them to be more than friends,” an insider claimed to the British edition of Grazia.
“Tom’s felt so low since his divorce and Cameron’s company has really cheered him up.”
Before everyone gets into convoluted theories about Cameron Diaz’s face repelling other men which makes her a prime candidate for getting eMetered into a relationship built on slavery, I already proved she has a penis back in January by using A-Rod’s Method For Having Sex With Dudes. I believe you’ll find my calculations as handsome as they are accurate. Hail Science!
Photos: Getty
Hmm well if he can’t come out of the closet I guess fake marrying man face will have to do.
I guess if he won’t come out of the closet marrying a chick the looks like a dude will have to do.
A mindless free spirited blonde with a control freak egomaniac. What could go wrong?!
How do you know that she’s a mindless free spirited blonde?, those are just roles that she plays in the movies. She really could be just as weird as he is.
You think Cruise is just weird? A Che Guevara t-shirt wearing squirrel drunk dialing the US Forest Service to protest cutting down nut trees is weird. Tom is the full blown nut growing on the tree.
He’s starting to look like one of those Spitting Image puppets.
Cameron Diaz will take anything that comes her way at this point. But she has actual lady parts so that’s an obstacle for Tom.
So who has been with more men? ….Cameron or Tom?
Tom.
Do they have enough L. Ron Hubbard frozen sperm left to risk trying to impregnate a 40 year old hermaphrodite? (I’m giving Cameron the benefit of the doubt and assuming she has a penis and a vagina.)
Could always pump TC and JT’s stomachs.
So continues Tom’s eternal quest to pass as a happy, secure 100% straight heterosexual.
I think Cammie would be up for anything; she’d peg a man HARD.
There’s something about [cankles].
There’s something about [plastic Barbie doll legs].
I think it’s more like ankalves rather than cankles. Usually the ankles look like calves, Diaz’s calves look like ankles.
Cameron: [whispering] Is this okay? Let me know if I’m going too far or you start feeling uncomfortable.
Anyone else see a creepy resemblance to Brooke Hogan here….?
Is he married? Who’s the lucky little guy?
Whoa!
Is he still wearing a wedding ring?
No, just a cock ring.
These are really old pictures.
“No, Ms. Diaz, I may NOT put my penis inside you. I am, after all, a married man. And Xenu would have a cow! Dammit.”
Even being rich, it has to stink being so short that you always have to wear special footwear not to look like a midget next to women on the red carpet. I bet those boots are stacking 3-4″ onto his little legs.
Not pictured: 12″ box Mr. Cruise is standing on.
Cameron Diaz featuring her worldwide famous potato nose.
I’m pretty sure Hasbro made her whole face.
Cruise’s middle tooth alignment thing is freakin’ me out!
Makes perfect sense, without make up she looks like a man.
Nice pins Cam.
What happened to his face?
I feel sorry for Cameron.
one of the highest paid females in hollywood; will probably never marry.
that face will result in ugly babies
Well, at least someone else went to the trouble of manly-ing her up! Tom has learned something, let another man do that job and concentrate on…..that other man? Ignoring the vagina? Training her in the ways of Xenu and Tom’s brand of sex? Tom?
“We done? Can I get back on the curb now?”
Katie and Tom never made sense to me. Katie was too young and wasn’t anywhere close to his level of stardom… It made sense after we saw how involved Scientology was, but when they first announced it I was like “wha–?” . Diaz makes more sense, actually. I’ve seen them together for interviews and they are cute together. I just don’t think she’d take any of Scientology’s bullshit…
I’m sure it’s already been said but yeah, hope this “relationship” ends like it did in Vanilla Sky.
“No Tom. There are two anuses. Try the front one” – Cameron Diaz just before getting her man-muscled body fired from that gig.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120203002729AAKIhvK
Ok, I have always suspected that Diaz was a lesbian. Just comes across that way to me. So they’d be perfect together. She could sleep with women, and he could avoid them. Perfect marriage!
I want this to happen sooo bad, even though it never will
Fucking him and making him chicken soup is not a relationship.
No way this is true. Cam is WAY too old for Tom; he likes ‘em young.
And male.
So many people jealous of Tom. Your life can be as great as his, go to your local Scientology org!!!!!
That woman has a lot more class than to get mixed up with that guy.
If she can get him away from scientologists then perfect. I feel like he’s a nice guy who got caught up in this religion and needs friends to stand beside him. I think losing custody of his kid was a wake up call
Is Tom Cruise Dating Cameron Diaz Now?
At least once a week.
Any further questions?.
They practice karate, she is good in.flying kicks have seen this for a while mr. cruise was really surprised.
sientology is just a personality training to become faster it disturbs those who want more time to perceive moments I can understand that, it is all free to use these tools or not. pluralism
the 2 scumbags deserve each other.. shes a …… hes a …….. end of story. take scientology and shove it tommy right up cameron’s………….
I can`t believe nobody has said it TCLTC