Here’s Tom Brady filming what has to be the Avatar of man-on-dog porn. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that James Cameron actually is the director. “Alright, Tom, in this scene, you want the dog to know you have strong muscles, but also a massive erection whose vantage point the audience will experience thanks to this giant tripod jutting out of your dick. I don’t think I need to tell you it’ll make a pretty powerful metaphor for the environment. And… ACTION.”
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Ahhhhhhhhhh lalalalalala
That face.
“I can’t wait to show this to Bridget! I mean, Gisele.”
It’s called the WeinerCam
I hope Rodney Moore doesn’t get ahold of this technology…this is not the POV you’re looking for…
Best quarterback on the planet …….never figured out why he left Bridgett though but then again that is no ones business anyway.
Best QB on the planet? Hardly. He cries for a flag when someone so much as brushes up against him. He’s only as good as his offensive line. Without them, he’s on his back for the entire game. No mobility and throws 10 yard slants most of the time.
Gisele doesn’t trust him so she makes him use the crotch cam to record everything he does when she’s not around. Pussy whipped is putting it mildly.
He cut his hair, which was a good move. I love long hair on men, but if they have delicate sweet feminine features it can…well, it makes them look like women.
Also, UGG boots (the entity that initiated these strange activities) are ugly & suck. Almost as badly as Crocs suck.
““Alright, Brett, in this scene, you want the dog to know ”
should be
““Alright, Tom, in this scene, you want the dog to know”
Tom Brady no doubt, is a studly alpha male — but he’s looking awfully gay in these pics.
Could we expect anything less to QB an overrated Patriots team?
You’ve got a trannie for a QB and a scumbag coach who hates everyone, cheats at football, and knocks up his assistant coach’s wife.
GARBAGE ALL AROUND.
18-1, lmao, fuck them
The best QB I ever created….
I can’t speak to that, but he’s gotta be one of the prettiest.
All that raw talent. Makes me sad.
He would have been one of the greatest drag queens ever.
Looks like he’s doing some sort of hillbilly fuck-your-sister dance in this one.
I’m all for this contraption if he uses it for Blair Witch 3 (or 4)…and the witch is real.
I can’t look at Tom Brady the same since that waterslide picture
This just set back amateur back about 10 years.
well, THE MAN HAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH HIS PENIS, folks!!
hmm
Pet Detective 3 looks like it is gonna be a little weird.
A stick, a dick, and a soft camera click.
derp
Mr. Popper’s Puppies
U are a retard! and that James cameron wishes he could invent that piece. This is called The Snorricam and the Original Snorribros. Icelandic guy is behind the Ugg commercial being shot here.