Brett Favre Could’ve Used One Of These

Here’s Tom Brady filming what has to be the Avatar of man-on-dog porn. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that James Cameron actually is the director. “Alright, Tom, in this scene, you want the dog to know you have strong muscles, but also a massive erection whose vantage point the audience will experience thanks to this giant tripod jutting out of your dick. I don’t think I need to tell you it’ll make a pretty powerful metaphor for the environment. And… ACTION.”

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