Tom Brady is The Prettiest Quarterback in All The Land

Apparently season ticket holders get to watch the New England Patriots have an extra special practice just for them, so here’s Tom Brady at Gillette Stadium last night giving the crowd some sizzle as he prances and preens knowing full well their eyes are undressing him gleefully, like a man alone with his waterslide. Later, during the Q&A portion of the pageant, he’d say the thing he wishes for more than anything is world peace because “knowing all those dirty wars are happening makes me want to cry so hard my mascara runs, but that’s okay, that’s okay. This is where real beauty lives.” (Here Tom points to his heart before giggling and tousling his hair.)

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