Tobey Maguire is an asshole

April 27th, 2007 // 171 Comments

Tobey Maguire smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who tried to get his picture while he was headed back to his hotel in Paris. The guy wasn’t even paparazzi. It’s like the cast of Spider-Man is having a competition to see who can make me hate them the most. Tobey Maguire is being a dick and Kirsten Dunst is, well, just being herself. Which, ironically, puts her in the lead for the fifth straight year in a row. And also in a never ending battle against werewolves.



  1. Donkey

    I hate minor celebs that think they bigger than they actually are.

  2. Holy asshats, Spiderman!

    Did you see how Tobey is travelling with a huge entourage while promoting this film. He is so full of himself. He was nothing before he was Spiderman and he’ll be nothing afterwards. Get over yourself!

  3. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    I was just thinking about this twatburglar today. What sort of man older than 3 goes by ‘Tobey’? That was the name of our kindergarten’s class gerbil.

    I hate celebrites so much I must come to this site very day :-)

  4. tits_on_snack

    Yeah, well, if I had my arm around a person as they were walking away from me, and sticking my camera around and into their face, I’d fully expect more than it simply being slapped out of the way. Dude got off easy.

  5. bea

    lol. what an idiot!! he isnt even that famous, he should be honored someone would want to photograph his ugly face!

  6. wedge1

    Two words for ya’ Tobey – baked beans!!

  7. TrippyGoogler

    I gotta agree with #4.

    I’m no big fan of Tobey-kins or of celeb asshats in general, but if some dude comes up from behind you and invades your space like that, you have every right to smack him the fuck away. Word to the wise: don’t ever come up behind someone like that, unless of course you WANT to get smacked.

  8. wedgeone

    I have to agree with #4. It’s part of a celeb’s job to permit people to take pictures, but not by sticking a camera right in your face while attempting a walking dry hump. If it were me, I’d make sure my fingernails were razor-sharp, act very patient and polite, and while Dufus focused the camera I’d slice out his vas deferens and show it to him (in the same camera shot).

  9. combustion8

    I’d be angry all the time too if my wife was as ugly as his, yeesh!!

  10. kristynn

    i have to agree with everyone else on this one. that guy deserved to have that camera smacked out of his hand.

  11. ElJefe

    I’m no fan of Tobey’s acting skills, but if some random guy comes up from behind you without warning, puts his arm around you, and puts a camera 6 inches in front of your face, you have every right to smack the everloving crap out of them.

    Props to Tobey for acting like any man would. Stop being such hypocrites.

  12. kb1908

    A comment bc I cannot email the avatar. I am just wondering why when Beyonce made the cover of SI, you made a comment about it just being reserved for supermodels.( I agree). But now Drew Barrymore is People’s most beautiful, y no dices nada! Drew’s is cute enough but last year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the cover!

  13. Tracy

    I think the French translation for ‘Tobey’ is douchebag. Yep, it’s douchebag.

  14. Notorious

    Once Tobey’s finished promoting his movie he’ll go back to his diet of Rocky Road ice cream and powdered donuts dipped in chocolate. You can fool me TObey, you’re a SECRET FATTY!

  15. ElJefe

    Don’t get me wrong, some porn stars are better actors than Tobey, but if some random guy comes up from behind you without warning, puts his arm around you, and puts a camera 6 inches in front of your face, you have every right to smack the everloving crap out of them.

    Props to Tobey for acting like any man would. Stop being such hypocrites.

  16. klaatu17

    Was that Stewie Griffen laughing at the end of that video? What the hell was he doing there?

  17. itspat

    what do you want him to do? be so submissive to fans that he lets them bend him over and buttfuck him while holding their videocam out to the side? then we’d call him a closeted fag. he definitely did the right thing here.

    of course we’ll still call him a closeted fag.

  18. BarbadoSlim

    @14….you forgot to add the Big Gulp sized buckets of Night Train he washes them down with.

    The man, really, likes his liquor.

  19. Jimbo ?

    Is anyone surprized that Tobey is an asshole?. He just looks like one of these little pussys that big and bad as long as he has his 6’8″ body gaurd standing next to him

  20. Tracy

    …and what’s with the hair? Good God!

  21. Ruby

    He smacks like a girl! “Get aWAY, ideeeeeot!:

  22. BarbadoSlim

    And yeah, running ballet style, hand extended to take a picture with some dude from the movies just screams heterosexual.

    Take it to the club homo.

  23. 4DPants

    I know how he feels. I always get sooooo cranky when I have to be in Paris. The drab scenery, the lack of things to do, and the food is so lousy!

  24. Jimbo ?

    @22 I am just waiting for the video of Tobey taking it up the ass with his assless Spiderman costume on.

  25. To be fair, all you haters that say he’s not famous are a bit incorrect. Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were some of the highest grossing films of all time.

    Also, he’s probably a bit stressed seeing as he’s been going to a new premiere in a new country every single day this week.

    Cut the gross nerd some slack ;D

  26. @18-

    I’m on the nightrain
    Bottoms up
    I’m on the nightrain
    Fill my cup
    I’m on the nightrain
    Ready to crash and burn
    I never learn
    I’m on the nightrain
    I love that stuff
    I’m on the nightrain
    I can never get enough
    I’m on the nightrain
    Never to return

  27. BarbadoSlim

    @25, let me present something to you, Mark Hammill has starred in three of the highest grossing films of all time.

    Is he a household name?

  28. BarbadoSlim

    Nice F.S., I feel like getting on the train right now.

  29. woodhorse

    @27 – don’t keep me in suspense: who is Mark Hammill and what were the 3 movies??

    Also agree with #4. It’s almost like the lay-on-the-sidewalk-get-an-underwear-photo cheat. And I didn’t hear Tobey swear…

  30. Richard

    …a forceful and commanding snarl, providing a striking contrast to his demure side-parted chestnut locks…

  31. BarbadoSlim

    Woody, Mr. Hammill was also known as Luke Skywalker. You see what I mean? Box office fame doesn’t mean shit, unless you’ve got charisma. See Will Smith, ZERO discernible talent but a little catchphrasing and some blockbusters and VOILA!

    Tobey ain’t no Will Smith

  32. HughJorganthethird

    Give me a break, it’s Paris. He was just trying to fit in with the 3 million other rude assholes.

  33. Binky

    Tobey couldn’t have read all the scripts !

    Director : CUT CUT CUT ! It’s “friendly, neighborhood, Spiderman” ! Get with the program ! We’re going to have to do a reshoot !

  34. Plastic Sturgeon

    Say what you want but I like Tobey. He makes a good awkward nerd as Peter Parker in the Spider-Man sequels. He also did a good job in “Cider House Rules”. As far as actors go, I dislike so many other celebs far more than Tobey.

    If you haters had these dick wad paps in your face 24/7 taunting you, and calling you names constrantly, I would love to see how you handle it.

    Yeah, yeah, I know they are in the public eye and should except it. But time and time again the Paps go too far. Everyone here knows it.

  35. BarbadoSlim

    @34…we’ve gone very easy on the lad, you’re apparently not familiar with what we do here.
    that’s where you wanna go, you won’t be missed here.

  36. KatieKates

    I think Tobey is an ugly, untalented douchebag, but I can’t blame him for swatting the guy away. You gotta feel bad for the sad little tool taking his picture, though. He probably spent like $80 on that little camera and now it’s busted.

    It is pretty funny how faggoty Toby is – I mean, what man SWATS another man while cussing under his breath? Any normal guy would push the dude away or punch him between the eyes. Tobey Maguire is a homo.

  37. Plastic Sturgeon

    @#35 I am pissing my pants. Should have worn my diapers today.
    As if I am leaving this site that easily. Nice try though!

    BTW Have a greeeeat weekend Barbado!!!!!

  38. BarbadoSlim

    Hey Richard how about:

    ….gentle yet robust features, with a pleasing almost feminine jawline that blends nicely to his well proportioned face, there is a nice symmetry to whole affair. A very handsome man…

  39. SVA1994

    Okay, and the reason we know that that guy was a “fan”, and not a paparazzo, is because……….?

    Seriously, you guys crack me up. From calling a guy an “asshole” simply because he didn’t like some total stranger coming up to him and invading his personal space by touching him and trying to take a photo of himself with the guy without so much as even saying hello or asking pemission, to saying that he’s “ugly”, “not that famous” (yeah, that whole “Spider-Man” franchise is really a series of small, independent, art house films), to criticizing his name–as if he had some measure of control over what his parents named him, or should somehow be obligated to change in order to appeal to a bunch of irrational strangers, you guys could keep an asylum of doctors busy for years trying to come up with all the different disorders you have, some no doubt that have yet to be named.

    Keep it up. It’s hilarious.

  40. DrPhowstus

    I woulda called the Sand Man on his ass.

  41. The fan trying to take the picture was French after all, can we really blame Tobey for getting annoyed. Next time aim for his face not the camera Tobey.

  42. chaunceygardner

    He was the worst choice for Peter Parker, and this event is partly why.

    The screenplays’ dialogue and energy suck already, but Maguire can’t convey anything even resembling a “sense of humor”, and as a result, the sense of fun and energy of the character is entirely missing onscreen.

    At the same time, I can’t even begin to take him seriously. If you watch his face when he’s running or lifting something heavy, his eyes suddenly become perfect circles, and his nose sticks out and hooks down like a beak, and his cheeks pull back. He looks like a fucking chicken-face, and I just can’t take it, it cracks me up.

    Same when he tries to cry, like the scene the scene in the first movie when he’s kneeling over Cliff Robertson’s inanimate husk, and he starts blubbering and he looks just like a baby. It even looks like he starts to drool a little bit.

    As a result of all this, my friends and I refer to these movies as Baby-Man/Chicken-Man 1, 2 and 3.

  43. BarbadoSlim

    @37, then don’t leave. It was merely a suggestion, with all due to respect.


  44. Jimbo ?

    @43 Fuckem if they can’t take a joke.

  45. Plastic Sturgeon

    @43 Thanks Slim. I can’t leave. The other sites make me gag, especially the one with Smurf Crotch. Bitch needs to be put to sleep. ;-)

  46. woodhorse

    Barbado you are a bad influence. Now you’ve got me doing it.

    Richard: “he has a certain je nais ce quoi with the displeasure curving sensuously across his creased brow. Overall, a heady bouquet of restraint applied against violent tendencies…..

  47. TurdFerguson

    Woodhorse: Star Wars. And, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for any Kevin Smith fans out there. You must be under the age of 18.
    I know you all answered this, but whatever. I’m late.
    And Tobey Macguire has to be gay, with that wretched twat of a wife he has. He tells her he’s off to make movies, but he’s really off to make love to the glory hole in the nearest rest area. Spiderman is only worth watching for the villains.

  48. wedgeone

    …in his Spiderman movies, he propels his lithe body effortlessly, while he shoots his webs with explosive power…oh, to be the facade of one of those lucky buildings, covered in his gooey webbing after he scrambles up, legs akimbo…


  49. BarbadoSlim

    Gotta say Richard sure left his mark…I’m sure he and his strong, yet, gentle and well proportioned boyfriend… are having a good laugh. A very attractive couple.

  50. Donkey

    Maybe he’s been watching his own movies too much. He knocks a camera out of the wrong person’s hand and he’ll find out that he doesn’t really have “Spidey strength”.

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