Tobey Maguire has a baby


Tobey Maguire and his fiance, jewely designer Jennifer Meyer, had a baby daughter last friday. And she pretty much got the shaft, because besides being the bastard child of an unwed couple, her parents are like the opposite of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Jolie’s kid is destined to conquer the world with her good looks whereas this kid is probably gonna be forced to live in a cave in the mountains.