Tobey Maguire getting married, maybe

December 16th, 2005 // 9 Comments

tobey_thumb1.jpgSorry to disappoint all those guys who like their Spiderman to swing both ways, but Tobey Maguire is reportedly planning to propose to his girlfriend of two years, 28-year-old Jennifer Meyer.

According to friends, the decision to pop the question came about thanks to his best friend Leonardo DiCaprio. A source says, “Leo is still down about losing Gisele, and he told Tobey that if he really loves Jen, he should step up to the table and not twiddle his thumbs about marriage. He told me he absolutely wants to marry Jennifer in the coming year. He doesn’t want to lose her!”

I don’t know much about Tobey. He seems like an ok person. But getting love advice from a guy who lost arguably one of the most beautiful women on the planet might not be a good idea. Especially if that guy has been recently linked with Sienna Miller, who is about three bad dates away from a real-life re-enactment of Fatal Attraction. But hey – good luck with that.

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  1. Bob Denver

    If by “most beatiful woman in the world” you mean Gisele Bundchen, then you must be blind. The womans face makes the massive statues on Easter Island look feminine by comparison.

  2. Jewbacca

    TOM CRUISE HAD BEEN MARRIED BEFORE ALSO BUT, WE ALL STILL KNOW HE’S GAYER THAN AIDS.

  3. MrPloppy

    Of course getting married in Hollywood guarantees you will be together forever.

    C

  4. I do have to say that Leo’s ex kinda looks like a butcher version of Carley Simon. Toby should get married fast. He always looks about one multivitamin away from dying.

  5. derekd

    Yeah marriage. That will guarantee not losing her. The only thing that guarantees is that she won’t be fucking you anymore.

  6. HollyJ

    Is this the Harlequin Romance website?

  7. Nay

    If you knew this couple at all you’d be laughing as hard as I am. If thats love then no thanks.
    They’ve been dating, what two or three years?? It took Leo breaking up for the millionth time with his Gisele to make Tobey see that he should commit. Is Tobey a robot??
    Just now getting around to proposing? Jen Meyer is either head over heels, blind or stupid…

    If its even true. Tabloids are garbage

  8. robot_turkey

    I admit, you’ve piqued my interest, Nay. Do those 2 fight all the time, is he a player or are the gay rumors true? These marriage rumors about celebrities always amuse me.

  9. Seamus Begonia Smell

    “Especially if that guy has been recently linked with Sienna Miller, who is about three bad dates away from a real-life re-enactment of Fatal Attraction.” lol!
    once again, i heart writer/editor

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