Tobey Maguire Is Really Holding It Down
A few weeks ago, there was a rumor going around that Tobey Maguire was ascending to the lead of the Wolf Pack formerly known as The Pussy Posse. But judging by these pics of Tobey from over the weekend where he’s clearly not keeping it together, at all, he doesn’t look like he could lead a Cub Scout pack let alone Leo’s Leftovers Brigade.
“Mr. Maguire, we’re lost in the woods. What do we do?”
“I don’t know! I don’t fucking know, alright? My wife or Leo aren’t here to tell me what to do! Okay?! And I see you laughing behind that tree, Jonah!”
“And I know you ate all the S’mores!”