Tits & Tweeting: Now Lindsay’s Back

August 26th, 2010 // 68 Comments

Shortly before setting out the Chesticle Buffet in Santa Monica today (above), Lindsay Lohan finally returned to Twitter to voice her frustration over the paparazzi photographing her driving. Although in her defense, it’ll probably kind of suck when they inevitably catch her nailing a pedestrian. Everyone deserves the option for hit and run in my book, but that’s just me and my love for freedom:

Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1′s sake #trafficpolice

Clearly.. Drug addicts shouldn’t be immediately allowed behind the wheel within 24 hours of getting out of forced rehab because you refused to show up to the court dates for your coke-fueled kidnapping chase down the highway. 4every1′s sake #realitypolice

Photos: INFdaily, Fame

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  1. First

    Fake tan much??

    • I think it is just the lighting in the one picture. If your camera isn’t on the right settings in an area with yellow lights (parking garage) that will happen.

      • tallulah

        Dude, she sells fake tan. You can see the streaks in every shot… and oh yeah, skin’s not naturally meant to be ORANGE. Unless you have jaundice. And even then, that ain’t right.

  2. testington

    still freaking hot in my book

  3. Mr. Nice Guy

    She looks very doable.

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her skin looks terrible. I hope she didn’t go straight to a tanning bed upon release.
    I doubt this story will end well.

  5. jkhjkh

    someone hand me the syrup. i want some o them flapjacks.

  6. UY

    How does a person get 2 DUI convictions in 3 years and have an unrestricted drivers license?

  7. jt

    WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO IN CALIFORNIA TO ACTUALLY GET YOUR LICENSE TAKEN AWAY??????

  8. herbiefrog

    fabulous darling… : ) )

    red string isnt necessary

    [other than to catch bigger fish

    [hey fish : ) [waves]

    that woz it … really : )

  9. Lindsay Lohan
    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits make everything OK, including poverty and disease.

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    Bosco
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonder if she’d have sex for drugs?

  11. KWDragon

    #realitypolice = priceless!

  12. Lindsay Lohan
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    her right can looks like it’s trying to get away

  13. j/k

    Now that she thinks she has a license to inhale, we all know she’s gonna od and die next year. Lets start the Superficial Lindsay Lohan death pool.

    I’m taking 4/23/2011

  14. Marcus

    Boobies!!

  15. Vito

    Wow, that poor thing. You can just see how frustrated she is with those paparazzi…they really ought to help make her feel so special.

    On the other hand, a few minutes in jail, follow by a few more minutes in rehab, certainly did wonders for those magnificent mammaries.

    I’m just happy that our pretty titty monster is all that much wiser and better-off after this horrifying experience. You just hang in there, little soldier. Pretty soon Lilo will have her revenge.

    Oh fuck! I just threw up in my mouth.

  16. RaraAvis

    Yea, but the duck lips are still there. Couldn’t they have kept her until those things deflated?

  17. Sheena

    Right on the money, Fish.

  18. dr 90210

    She’s got a spectacular rack. Very good job.

  19. Wow, sobriety has done her well. She looks fantastic!!

  20. captain america

    it’s time she learn to walk again.

  21. thebumblebee

    hahaha! your satire is adorable, sir.

  22. “Although in her defense, it’ll probably kind of suck when they inevitably catch her nailing a pedestrian.”
    You gotta believe the paps will continue to hound her for that one reason. How much cash do you think there would be for the exclusive first photos of Lindsay behind the wheel of the ‘death-car?’ Not to mention the publicity and perks the lucky photog would receive (speaking engagements; appearances on ‘TMZ,’ ‘Inside Edition,’ and E!; cushy job at Fox).]
    Forget the dead pool; let’s help them come up with witty excuses for the inevitable. Me first: Obviously the accelerator jammed while she was texting Bible verses to hungry orphans in Bosnia.

  23. ACM

    She looks better after prison than before. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

  24. alexis

    atleast she will always have her FAT ass tits.. mmm yummy :)

  25. The boobs definitely look store bought. I thought her natural ones were better.

  26. jesse

    i bet her mom was like lindsay you look great! see what staying off of drugs and doing good does! now lets go to a club.. ur mom wants to dance!

  27. gav

    why the fuck is her body always so skinny and crack-whorey… and her face is always this big, round, bloated, swollen moon face????

    DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT???????????????????????????

  28. Alan Simpson

    Not really that hot, but she does have some sweet tits.

  29. Lindsay Lohan
    Primate
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST and man her titties look big

  30. Lindsay Lohan
    momo
    Commented on this photo:

    she is soooo hot, but a train wreck. She is that crazy chick that you can’t quit. Brings home girls for you to bang, massages your prostate, then she boils your cat, throws battery acid on your ride and then burns your house down…but you forgive her and then she does it all over again…

  31. Fury

    Clearly, Lindsay Lohan, it’s illegal to use your phone while driving in California so in your own words “4every1′s sake” get the fuck off your phone (and the drugs for that matter) and focus on the road!!

    Better yet, just get the hell off the road. Can’t she hire a fucking driver or something & sit in the back with tinted windows so we don’t have to listen to her bitch?

    Ughh I wish they made her stay in jail or rehab, that makes me so mad!

  32. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I fucking hate her. Tanning bed baked, alcoholic, drug addict lesbi whore.
    Why does she deserve to be posted on celebrity site TRICE over couple of days.
    Who cares she is in prison really? Who cares what her lawyer, mom and most disgustingly her pedophile baby boomer douchebag “dad” thinks about it???
    STOP POSTING HER. POST BAR RAFAELI AND OTHER HOT WOMEN.

  33. Sangria

    Okay which one of you jackasses told her that the fake-tan orange suits her? Come on fess up, I one of you did it because she just can’t leave the tan-in-a-can alone and it’s not cool, she looks like the partially deflated basketball my dog had his way with!

  34. Jen

    that bitch was blessed with great tits. SIGH

  35. oooaaahhh

    Did she go to jail or to get her boobs done? I’m suspicious.

  36. Juano

    She looks so old. If you put her next to her mother, you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart. Her hands in particular are like those of a 45 year old. Too much boozing and not enough attention to her wellbeing.

    She will scoop some cash when she tell her “story” of the agony of her week in jail and time in rehab, but hopefully after that she will fade into the walls at the Chateau Marmont.

  37. Lindsay Lohan
    nmbiu
    Commented on this photo:

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  38. Turd Ferguson

    She has the most fucked up, splotchy, pasty skin ive ever seen. Yeah the tits are nice – but there are plenty of hot, young girls with great tits AND great skin that dont have any of the baggage she has.

  39. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    I’d splooge on those babies.

  40. Nero

    Aagh!!

  41. Rhialto

    Is the good girl telling me here that my new car is waiting in this parking garage?!

  42. Galtacticus

    If i was her car,i would file a restraining order for stalking and groping.

  43. Lindsay Lohan
    80
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks healthier. rehab was good for her!

    • e-rock

      Granted she looks like she put on some much needed weight, thats called a bad spray tan and a really bad boob job! yikes!! Good luck trying to revive your *ahem* career!

  44. Lindsay Lohan
    LACoolKid
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, you are a celebutant and you make scandalous amounts of money….get a feckin manicure you slob!

    She is a pretty girl with an unending amount of talent who has whittled herself down into a sad excuse for a human being. She is more creature than mammal! Perhaps the Japanese can suggest she enter into their delightfully frightening horror film genre.

  45. Lindsay Lohan
    Fakey Fakster
    Commented on this photo:

    So are they real or fake? I have wondered such things for a while now. I don’t see how a 100lb chick can have 40lbs of tits. She looses/gains weight and they are always the same size.

  46. Bimbamboing

    This looks like an excellent car to chase wild after other cars! *Looks in the mirror* Who are those in the backseat?

  47. SO RIGHT

    She looks good and her outfit is cute for the first time in ages!

  48. Instead

    Now you’re all sweating her tits again.
    Step the fuck off.

  49. me

    I thought that was her mom!

  50. Lindsay Lohan
    goon
    Commented on this photo:

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