Tito Ortiz is off the hook

Tito Ortiz will, of course, not face any charges for alleged domestic violence because Jenna Jameson made the whole thing up for publicity. (Let’s call it like it is.) TMZ reports:

The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That could have something to do with the fact Jenna changed her story multiple times.

Now that there’s no legal evidence of spousal abuse, the road’s clear for TLC to put these assclowns on TV and here’s some catchy titles for their inevitable reality project because I care too much. (It’s my curse.)

Gaping Canyon: A Family Story
Loving ‘Til It Hurts. A Lot. In the Face.
Our Gang (Bang)
Survivor: Hepatitis
Porn and Fists Plus 2
Duck Tales

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