Tito Ortiz is off the hook
The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That could have something to do with the fact Jenna changed her story multiple times.
Now that there’s no legal evidence of spousal abuse, the road’s clear for TLC to put these assclowns on TV and here’s some catchy titles for their inevitable reality project because I care too much. (It’s my curse.)
Gaping Canyon: A Family Story
Loving ‘Til It Hurts. A Lot. In the Face.
Our Gang (Bang)
Porn and Fists Plus 2