Tinsley Mortimer in a Bikini

I’ve heard the name Tinsley Mortimer several times in my travels, but if someone put a gun to my head and asked me why she’s famous, or who the hell she even is, I’d ask them to shoot me in the chest so I’d leave a beautiful corpse. So, on that note, I looked her up on Wikipedia, and it turns out she’s a direct descendant of both Thomas Jefferson and Patrick Henry who’d probably walk into a cannon blast if they knew their bloodlines culminated in a “socialite.” Which in olden times would’ve been described as “ye who falleth from wealthy musket-holster.”

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