Tina Fey speaks the truth

Enough about #58, FashionWhoZeeWhatsIt. She’s either a Paris Hilton fan or Paris Hilton herself. Either way, that’s punishment enough.

i gots a willy

I’m beginning to think my favourite (SP-ok) ‘Paris’ may be Paris Jackson. Sorry to speak a foreign language – but – Go Lions !
I think Tina is funny – Maybe she should even get her own show. A comedy even.
She’s a great newsreader but journalism and running after firetrucks – let’s face it -only gets you so far.
If you can’t score Ed Bradley’s job – try comedy Tina !

Forget Paris. I’m pissed. What the *^&%! I came here looking for a pic, visit your site, and now I have the dang purple/pink background on your website for my desktop! I didn’t sign up for this s***. What gives? I HATE purple! And who the he** is Rich?

One pissed chic in AL

Hilarious new post at Cock-Ninjas site.

http://www.cock-ninja.blogspot.com/

#75, That is old news. Haven’t you seen all those pics of her as a little kid with brown hair and brown eyes?

#34, you forgot to mention her abnormally gigantic man-hands.

Re: 103
Sorry – my sources tell me she actually HAS a show. Unfortunatly I have an ‘Alex Baldwin’ block on my cable hook-up. They threw it in so I won’t go over to the dish.
Good luck with that show…

Quote from an actual Paris fan:

“My IQ test came back and it’s positive!!!”

Mr. Baldwin’s PR people have been in touch. Apparently it A L E C Baldwin.
Sorry for the confusion – Bink x

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Has anyone else noticed we’re always left with this herpes ho for the whole weekend here?

YYeah # 111.
Three ‘weak-ends’ in a row and it’s like the Jolly Green Giant…

Hoooray for Trey.

I wonder if people who’ve been screwed by Parisite consider themselves to have a PhD, rather than an STD. They’d certainly need a doctor…

For the love of GOD Fish people, give us a new story already!!!!!!!!

I wonder if fucking Paris is as much fun as those crotch scratchers say it is. I mean, with those monkey feet she can definitely hang upside-down from a 4 poster bed. And just think of all the work she’s giving to those custom shoe maker people. Perhaps, like every guy that’s ever nailed her, we’ve been a bit rough on Porous, er I mean, Paris. And where else would designers unload their most hideous creations? I’m telling you people, we don’t talk nearly enough about this beacon of Americanism, the real reason the terrorists hate us.

I’m changing my daughter’s name from Jrzdaughter to Tina Fey.

It’s no wonder Tina Fey hates Paris; she’s totally Team Lohan — hello, Mean Girls?

113–PhD! That’s beautiful.

“I bet you wont’ cuz you are those who are dumb, not her”
…..no……actually, #58, you’re the one who has the IQ of a tube of Chapstick. Please tell us that English is your third or fourth language. Please, at least let that be your excuse for what appears to be a complete lack of literacy. Or you’re doing your best Borat impression. If not, then you’re just a mouthy, illiterate 14 year old, and I don’t like mouthy, illiterate 14 year olds, especially the ones who aspire to be like Paris Hilton. You need to lay off telling people how “dumb” you think they are until you are capable of forming a coherent sentence. Got that, fuck up?

Who is Tina Fey anyway? I like her already. She sure do like typewriters….

Where I work, this intern cam in with a Paris Hilton limited edition Guess tote, saying how muchh she admired her for making something out of herself instead of just living off of her Dad’s money. I have no idea how my extra large cup of coffee spilled on her bag, I just know that it did.

She’s just jealous!

I suppose the experience of fucking this thing is akin to entering a dragon’s cave, first it’ll be dark and deep and then you’ll experience an intense, unending burning sensation.

MOST of you have pretty much already said what I’ve been thinking. I love Tina Fey for speaking the truth. I wish more people would be honest instead of kissing ass. I absolutely HATE everything about Paris. She is so undeserving, fake, mean, self centered, fake, tranny, spoiled, fake, jealous, talentless, fake, worthless, diseased and fake.

Hey, Paris Apologists…check out your idol on the next thread down. She’s a class act and I hope you all have daughters JUST LIKE HER!!!

#121
Lucky for you there’s room in there for kleig lights and a HazMat unit.

There are so many reasons to love Tina Fey. Comic timing, wit, being a talented writer….and now I just found one more. I think (and hope) we are entering a new age where paris hilton is mocked, scorned and laughed at in public every time she strikes that obnoxious pose.

My brothers and they’re friends have loved Tina Fey for years. So I guess not all guys are shallow and just go for the typical blond goddess. Yeah girl, you go Tina!

I wish Tina Fey would comment on 2 other huge issues, Typekey and Trollers.

And regarding Tina Fey, hmmm, I do think she’s kinda hot buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut she’s been lookin a little rough since she gave birth (I know, I know, don’t take offense ladies) and it’s already been a while so I don’t know what’s up with that.

and yeah, typekey has been sucking hard and deep lately.

Tina Fey is my idol of the day. Paris is such a skank.

tina’s a scarfaced bitch

Thank God. Tina Fey my hero. Paris HIltion is one of those people who add massive dead weight to the society. I dont understand why she has fans. She contributes nothing to society.

Tina Fey ROCKS.

Whoah…excuse my double posting, but is that a Paris(ite) Hilton fan there? Miss #58?

I hope I never do have a tiny bit of what she has in my entire life; which includes HPV. And I hope I never have a cult disguised as a fan-base either. And this Paris bashing can’t be worse than anything she’s done to someone else.

“I wanna be Jessica Simpson because she’s fat…I hate her.” I hope you’re not fat, because she’ll hate you.

I’m sure those Paris fans living under the ruse that Paris is some kind of saint know deep down in their pathetic little hearts that Paris Hilton is “filthy” rich trailer trash. Emphasis on filthy. It must be embarrasing having a married,educated woman de-degrade Miss HIlton even further that she’s already degraded herself. And this degradation is the God’s honest truth about Paris Hilton; a rich dropout/slut/camera whore who contributes nothing to the American society. I pray you’ll come to your (hopefully)temporarily dulled senses one day.

A Tranny,

Love that. So true. Paris is the child of a party boy and a D list soft core actress. She is the very definition of White trash with money.

Not to defend Paris, but I wouldn’t have done that sketch either!

SNL couldn’t make up a funny sketch if you fired the writing staff and put in Steve Martin, Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle and the Wayans Brothers.

Tina Fey is funny, but taking shots at Paris is like tackling old people. It’s way WAY too easy!

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I’d like to say, that was the best thing I’ve ever read, ever, read.

It’s all true, but I highly doubt she’ll get a rebuttal with sting. She’ll probably call tina fat and call it a day. She’s not even smart enough to know to put something on over that slip she’s wearing.