Tina Fey speaks the truth

November 17th, 2006 // 136 Comments

  1. TheHoffinator

    first?

  2. Like a Fraggle? ahahaha.

  3. Binky

    My sources tell me her latest film role is an uncredited performance in Da Vagina Code.
    It’s in Very-wide release.

  4. polypam

    I officially worship at the alter of Tina Fey and am converting to whatever religion it is that she practices.

  5. PunjabPete

    God bless Tina Fey…

  6. SonJaSpiCe

    Personally, I rather see Tina Fey pictures. She’s a million times better looking than Paris any day.

  7. Whammer Jammer

    I think I am now madly in love with Tina Fey.

  8. purplepuppy

    Holy crap!!! That’s flippin’ hilarious!

    Paris is such a bitch. She thinks Jessica Simpson is fat? I hate Jessica, but she’s definitely not fat. I wonder if Paris and her comments on fatness are the cause of Nicole Richie’s current death-like appearance. It wouldn’t surprise me if she ridiculed Nicole into becoming a walking skeleton. Bitch-face!

    p.s. I heart Tina Fey, forever!

  9. ER

    For Christmas, Paris should ask Santa for a tubal ligation. It was bad enough that Britney had to reproduce, and if Paris keeps slutting around like she does, the world is going to wind up with….well, you get the idea. The world isn’t ready for that, and never will be.

  10. EHeidiU

    What the hell is she wearing

  11. normella

    I wish Tina Fey could sit next to me at work all day long and just…talk. She’s fabulous.

  12. PrettyBaby

    Wow, Tina Fey really let it fly, huh? No inhibitions about what was said at all. I laughed hard about the Jessica Simpson stuff she said. What a jealous cunt.

  13. sonreesa

    “she looks like a tranny up close”

    more amazing words have never been spoken. if i was a lesbian, and if tina fey was a lesbian..i would totally be her bitch.

  14. Binky

    I have an idea the next time Paris is on SNL – she’s going to want to do a Tina Fey sketch.

  15. Charm

    I love people (Tina Fey)that have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.

  16. MargeAggedon

    Holy shit that’s hilarious!
    The only thing I’ve ever seen with paris hilton in it is the “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset” episode of south park.

    Why would they even have her on SNL? Don’t they have actual artists and singers and actors on? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

  17. Missallanpoe

    Wait..jessica simpson is fat? rofl?..jesus tap dancing christ, that’s just awful. She does kinda look like a tranny though >.> *paris* that is

  18. Flip21

    I believed the interview was real until Fey mentioned that someone on SNL had written a “really really funny sketch.”

    SNL hasn’t been funny in two decades.

  19. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Tina Fey is not my hero. Her new show sucks, so does SNL. However I believe I would like to be friends with her and we could go out for drinks, like, once every four or five months, and I would try not to stare at her scar.

  20. cynicalheretic

    If all this is going to be is the Lindsay Blowhand and Slut Hissin website then I am not coming back. This site use to cover more than just stupid bs. I am sick of it. Unless Paris Hilton kills herself or someone else, I frankly don’t give a fuck!!!

  21. cynicalheretic

    If all this is going to be is the Lindsay Blowhand and Slut Hissin website then I am not coming back. This site use to cover more than just stupid bs. I am sick of it. Unless Paris Hilton kills herself or someone else, I frankly don’t give a fuck!!!

  22. Aristotrash

    Tina Fey is my superhero.

  23. Captain Awesome

    Whoopty-fucking-doo!

    So she says everything everyone has been saying for years, and now she’s some sort of hero?

    How many crappy comedians is it going to take for the public to realize Hilton “is” a piece of shit?

  24. honeybises

    That’s a fuckin hideous dress. It’s not flattering at all.

  25. mrs.t

    Tina Fey: Master of the Obvious.

  26. EazyE

    For what it’s worth, I have also read tales of Paris and her posse ridiculing Mischa Barton for being a “fat cow.”

  27. cynicalheretic

    Stop egging this guy on to post Paris Hilton shit. I am sick of hearing about her. I have seen her suck dick and after seeing that shitty performance I could care less whether she lived or died.

  28. Unabashed Liar

    Fey is pretty, but that’s about it. The 90s/00s of SNL were so fucking awful that I can’t believe anyone would ever willingly take credit for them, but it just goes to show.

    Call me crazy, but I’ll take Hilton and her raging ‘gina o’terror anyday over all the fuckwit Sandler’s, Ferrel’s, Farley’s, Spade’s, Synder’s, and other dime-a-dozen douches.

    At least Hilton can make us all laugh, even if is unintentional.

  29. Derek Jeter’s penis is the real hero

    http://www.celebslam.com

  30. diarrhea riot

    Paris looks like a golden maxi-pad.

    PS. She’s either wearing a diaper or some kind of special anti-herpes granny MF’N panties WTF!!!!

  31. I knew I loved Tina Fey for a reason and this proves it!

  32. tsarinaamanda

    Tina Fey’s ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to her newsletter. Good for her, it’s refreshing to see a celeb actually speaking the truth about another celeb, especially when the one in question happens to a stupid, vapid, spoiled, useless, STD-ridden whore. I think the only person who doesn’t know that Parasite Herpes Hilton is the laughingstock of the universe is Parasite herself. Somebody needs to send her the memo so she can go DIAF already, and do her part to make the world a better place, because she ain’t contributing a fucking thing to this world by living, unless you count spreading STD’s at a phenomenal rate. God, I fucking HATE Parasite. I truly cannot think of another living person that I wish nothing but harm, misery, and unhappiness on. Useless, worthless whore. And she DOES look like a fucking transvestite, what with those size 13 feet and her nasty, saggy, flat ass, hook nose, wonky eye, and crispy, fried strawlike hair. Stupid spoiled whore.

  33. tsarinaamanda

    And if Parasite doesn’t stop posing in the EXACT SAME FUCKING WAY, I might go crazy. GET A NEW POSE, CUNT! You’re NOT cute, DIAF already.

  34. CourtneyJade

    #34 you are hilarious. And Tina Fey is even moreso. Its about time celebrities stopped pandering to each other and started being real. Everyone knows Parisite is dirty, vapid, talentless scum, but no one besides bloggers ever says it. Today is a good day.

  35. Bioplant

    I’m a sucker for correct syntax and proper elements of style and composition. Plus I love a good bitchy vitriol.

    As such, I am saddened that as of yet, I have not read any comments from Rich or jrz.

    Thus, I will medicate myself with Bombay Sapphire and caribou medallions, then finish myself off with warm rice pudding drizzled with caramel.

    I’m going to my happy place. Have a good weekend Superfishers. I’m gonna shit ponies and sunflowers because I will be so overjoyed.

    ps: Fuck you Paris Hilton, you cum-dodger.

  36. chickee1979

    Hahah! An old friend of mine is a manicurist, and Paris needed a Manicure in her room at the W Hotel. My friend said that she was ugly on the inside AND out! And keep in mind my friend NEVER utters a bad word about people! But if the shoe fits……

  37. eatyourfeedback

    Who cares if SNL is a piece of shit? So, for that matter, is Paris Hilton. Tina Fey is my hero!!

    The “she looks like a tranny up close” comment alone will have me smiling for days.

  38. Kg

    Tina Fey > everyone else

  39. frenchtoaststix

    Tina Fey is cool. She was the best thing about SNL. Before her the show sucked ass hard. It’s probably my PMS hormones, but I feel such a sense of female solidarity with Tina. You go, bespectacled bitch!

  40. LL

    Well, Tina Fey is pretty cool, but she’s only saying what’s obvious to anyone with a functional brain (ie, anyone other than Paris). Paris has the same problem as a lot of other spoiled, wealthy 20-somethings: she stopped maturing at about age 14. She thinks life is all about how you look, how many guys (or whoever) want to fuck you and saying hateful things about other chicks. I wish my life was so easy that that’s all I had to do, sit around and say stupid shit and spend my wealthy family’s money. Few people deserve poverty as utterly as she does and if there’s any justice in the world, it’ll happen to her one day.

    And why does she pose with her mouth open so much? Is she literally slack-jawed or does she think it’s sexy? It just makes her look sorta retarded. I know that sounds redundant, but…

    RE SNL not being funny in 20 years… funny and oh so true.

  41. TAAS

    i love tina fey. i’m glad she’s not afraid to speak the truth on national radio.

    she’s just fantastic

  42. GG 4.33

    Tina Fey is an overrated writer/performer, but she’s so correct about Paris. It is overstating the obvious (a trait that a lot of “comic” writers/performers have these days), but I get pissed off that the entertainment industry actually takes this piece of shit (Hilton) seriously. There are some in the MSM who actually thinks she has talent. We have to stop taking sluts/morons/douchebags/rejected petri dishes like Hilton seriously. Don’t act like Tina is doing anything groundbreaking here. Many celebrities trash each other on Stern’s show; that’s what he’s known for.

  43. September_bebe

    ummm jessica simpson isn’t fat, paris is now official mental. she DOES look like a tranny, thank to Ms Fey for saying it instead of being a kissass celebrity like the other ones out there.

  44. It amazes me that she would act huffy about her sex tape, when she directed it.

    Court documents in the case with her boyfriend and his friend who initially released the tape (Marvad) say that Hilton could be seen and heard giving instructions while the tape was being made.

    The filing said, “the video also depicts Ms. Hilton participating fully in the creation of the video. Ms. Hilton offered directorial comments and physically controlled and directed the camera.” The filing also said that Paris could even be seen moving Salomon out of a frame so he would not block a shot.

    She has no grounds for acting innocent about it and to no do a skit about it on SNL only shows she has no understanding of what people would find funny.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

  45. BestNameEver

    All right, I’m going to jump on the bandwagon here and say I’m gay for Tina Fey. Yep, that’s all it takes.

  46. tweetyeyes

    I cant believe Tina Fey thinks she has room to be bashing anyone. SNL sucks. She looks more to me like a drag queen than Paris. I hate Paris too. But Tina Fey of all people shouldnt have been the one to be bashing Paris.

  47. #48

    The last few seasons of SNL may have not been great, or even good, but this season is pretty good so far. The new cast is pretty damn good at what they do (i.e., Samberg and Co.).

    And did those crappy seasons suck as much as Paris Hilton? No. No they did not.

    Paris Hilton is by far more pathetic than the worst episode of Saturday Night Live.

    And that’s the truth.

    woot woot amen

    chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  48. tweetyeyes

    I beg the differ. Im sure others will agree with me.

    Thats the truth!

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