Tina Fey at the Golden Globes

January 16th, 2007 // 114 Comments
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Does anybody know how Tina Fey got her scar? I’d Google it myself, but my mouse hand hasn’t been working so great ever since I punched that tiger in the face. Nobody looks at my woman that way without getting a fistful of fury. Not even Mother Nature.


  1. Celetina

    That’s no scar; that’s a crease. Is that part of a face-lift that failed, or…?

  2. PublicScene

    Who cares, she’s funny…

  3. veggi

    She’s my hero.

  4. Danner

    Very talented lady.

    Face-lift scare? Really?

  5. veggi

    She said that Paris Hilton was a piece of shit and looked like a transvestite up close.
    Brilliant!

  6. Pointandlaugh

    I heard that when she was a Jet, she got in a rumble with Johnny Rodriguez. He cut her face with his swiss army knife.

    “When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet alll the waaaaayyyy……”

  7. Matt Duke

    For some reason I find that scar sexy. She’s not the typical “beautiful” woman…she’s got stories to tell.

    That and she’s hilarious. Funny=sexy to me.

  8. Nando

    Okay, I know she’s cool and all but she looks like she just came back from knitting class or something…with a plunging neckline. lol

    Tina, where’s the heavy eye makeup and red-ass lips…oh yeah, she’s not a whore. :D

  9. combustion8

    she ruined SNL.

  10. combustion8

    …and no she’s NOT funny.

  11. Danner

    Google searching tells me it is a childhood scar and no one is permitted to talk about it. :)

  12. thebor

    Hey Cumbust,

    She saved SNL, made it funny with a shitty cast. You obviously never watched SNL in the early eighties. Whew those were bad shows, and your a retard.

  13. Chuckles

    She has not revealed the cause of the scar, it is a highly personal subject.

    She is indeed hilariously funny, topical and sexy, scar or no scar.

  14. combustion8

    @12

    she hardly saved it, while she was head writer it had the lowest ratings since the early 80′s… thanks for playing though.

  15. Major Trauma

    What’s with the puzzle piece?

    30 Rock, ROCKS!

  16. leafslove

    All she’s ever said about it is it that it was a “childhood incident”… and #9/10, I’m not sure you could be more wrong if you tried.

  17. sara

    from the ny times:

    She started as a co-anchor for Weekend Update with a cast member, Jimmy Fallon, last year, wearing her navy suit and trademark glasses. Her other trademark is a scar that runs along the left side of her face, although she won’t discuss it. “It’s a childhood injury that was kind of grim,” she said. “And it kind of bums my parents out for me to talk about it.”

  18. no one you know

    I heard that it happened when she was very young and was attacked by a dog. Who knows if that’s true or not, but the person spilling the info claimed to have been in college with her and had pics to prove it.

  19. Swordfight, a la Heathers.

  20. 86

    I wonder why a dog attack would bum her parents out? My bet is that one of them did it.

  21. The scar? Bar-fight. Mexican broad. Broken bottle. The usual.

    lindsay’s bathroom misadventure at crabbie’s

  22. SNL sucked under her direction, but 30 Rock is hilarious.

  23. jFp

    Can’t those things be fixed now with lasers?

    There is a kind of gang thing where you get a “smile-cut” for being a wise-ass. Really. It goes back hundreds of years. Real big with the irish kind of tough guys. Looks like they didn’t finish the job with Tina on the other side of her face. She should get that fixed.

  24. RussianMafia

    Humor is a classic method of dealing with tragedy

  25. RussianMafia

    Also by avoiding talking about the scar she is definitely drawing more attention to it!

  26. OhHowCynical

    Is it just me, but, doesn’t she look like JLO? The un-hoey version, of course.

  27. Cub

    #15 – That’s an Autism Awareness pin

  28. tits_on_snack

    The puzzle piece is to make people ask “What’s with the puzzle piece”.

  29. magickal

    OK, so I decided to do some of my own detective work of sorts, and, while I still have no idea where she got that godawful scar, I have found that there are a disturbing amout of websites devoted to it! Not her, but, IT!!!

  30. Lowlands

    This photo is not photoshopped.This is her real smile…

  31. whitegold

    Childhood incident left a scar. Can’t really insult someone for that. Wearing an autism pin, again, can’t fault her there. So why am I bothering to comment on this pic?! Must admit, Tina Fey in a cleavage showing dress does seem a but strange. And for as funny as I think she is and as much as I like her on 30 Rock, SNL did go down when she was running the show and it’s been much much better since she left!

  32. I wouldn't say if I didn't know

    Okay everyone, I don’t know if it happened when she was a kid or highschool or what but she got that scar from a rape. Maybe she’s not lying about not talking about it because of her parents feeling guilty or something but that’s how she got it.

  33. Mick

    SNL has sucked for a really long time, I haven’t even bothered to turn it on for over 8 years. I think this broads got a good head on her shoulders and tells it like it is but she isn’t funny.

  34. She is funny, when not being political.

  35. magickal

    This past weekend’s SNL sucked big time. Jake Gyllenhaal = not funny. Or, at least, the writers ruined any chances of being funny. The whole thing blew. Even the Andy Sandberg, Laser Cats sketch was just mediocre. The weekend update sucks without Tina Fey, as Amy Pohler and Seth Myers are a snooze fest together. Seperately, Amy is ok. Sometimes. The show will never be what it once was, and is becoming awkward to watch. Oh, and we get it. Keenal can’t make it through a skit without laughing. That was funny about the first 143 times.

  36. magickal

    Fucking fingers! Can’t type today! KEENAN not Keenal. Although I’m sure everyone figured that out by now. But, for the retards….

  37. vonka245

    I looked it up and in 2001 during an interview all she would disclose is that it was a childhood accident that she would much rather not discuss because it upsets her parents.

  38. aurealis

    Man, after she called Paris out like that… she officially became glorious, in my books. I would like to believe that she was in a shank fight with Tara Reid. And guess who won.

  39. TheWolf

    Why all the hoo-hah about a scar?

    Of course, all of us posting here are not only free of scars or marks resulting from a normal life’s events but also have nothing such as tattoos or piercings to mar our perfect faces and bodies.

  40. Italian Stallion

    I know how she got the scar. She was in a “cock fight”. One of the roosters must of got her good. Her parents don’t like to talk about it because they needed the money to save the family home. Yeah, she was really poor growing up…………..

  41. The puzzle piece is from the organization “Autism Speaks,” which is run by the wife of the president of NBC. Their grandson is autistic and she started the organization to draw attention to the disease.

    And the scar is from a dog attack when she was a kid.

  42. It’s nice to see that the library lady from my Jr. High School got out for a big night.

  43. biatcho

    What is this autism you speak of? I’ve never heard of it until Tina fey brought attention to it but I still just don’t know enough. Enlighten me please, someone.

  44. Nikk The Templar

    Smart and funny women = beyond sexy.

  45. She wears what seems to be a braless and no-construction cocktail dress ripped from the resale store. Does NBC not pay her money?

  46. Maskatron

    She’s not funny at all and she basically ruined SNL.

    And she’s not a bombshell or anything, but she’s mildly attractive. Maya Rudolf on the other hand…

  47. reptilicus

    OMG TINER GAY TOTLY RUINED SATURDAYED NITE LIVE CAUSE IT WAS SO AWESUM B4 SHE TOOK OVER THE RITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111
    EVER1 NOES IT WUZ THE BESTEST UNTIL SHE RUINED IT!

    LOL!111111111111

    I LIEK TROLING SIGHTS ABOUT MY FAVRITE CELBRITES!!!

  48. deluxxe

    agree with #47. I don’t think she is funny at all. Totally overrated. She is responsible for 1 funny skit out of hundreds. Don’t forget, she is also responsible for the hundreds of unfunny skits.

  49. reptilicus

    fags

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