Tim McGraw personally ejects jackass from concert

June 25th, 2008 // 115 Comments

Alright, first off, I’m not a fan of country music. I’d rather swallow live bees than listen to it, but I am willing to give badass credit where badass credit is due. In this case, Tim McGraw held a concert last night in Washington and saw some large bastard hit a woman. He called for security then took matters into his own Eastwood-esque hands. Tim’s rep issued the following statement:

“While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

The video is awesome. Tim McGraw basically grabs a hold of this guy, who looks fucking sizable and seems to have no problem wanting to cold cock Tim. Security shows up and Tim hoists the dude up by his belt buckle and literally shoves him across stage. Tim McGraw, you win this week’s THE SUPERFICIAL’S TESTICULOS DE AWESOME AWARD. I was going to give it to myself for drinking ten beers in my underwear last night, but there’s always next week. The trophy’s in the mail, sir. (Note: I should mention it’s also invisible, hence the awesome.)


  1. auzzie

    Southern Country boys take care of their women; not the other way around like you west coast fucks and wanna be Washington State tree huggiin’ rednecks.

  2. Chupacabra

    That was the only time I’ll ever see Tim perform, and damn, it wasn’t that bad. Even on mute!

  3. jared

    ok you guys are all idiots…tim mcgraw is a redneck. The guy that gets pulled on stage is a redneck…so really what we have here is 2 stupid rednecks. One is fat and stinks, the other one can sing. However, i still side with the fat one…So that makes Tim McGraw some kind of redneck douchebag jock type guy, that really probably has beaten every woman he’s been involved with, but just wanted to look like a hero while disrespecting one of his own fans…..Tim Mcgraw = Redneck Idiot.. go ride a horse..and all of you other rednecks..go fuck yourselves….Rock on bitches

  4. jared

    ok you guys are all idiots…tim mcgraw is a redneck. The guy that gets pulled on stage is a redneck…so really what we have here is 2 stupid rednecks. One is fat and stinks, the other one can sing. However, i still side with the fat one…So that makes Tim McGraw some kind of redneck douchebag jock type guy, that really probably has beaten every woman he’s been involved with, but just wanted to look like a hero while disrespecting one of his own fans…..Tim Mcgraw = Redneck Idiot.. go ride a horse..and all of you other rednecks..go fuck yourselves….Rock on bitches

  5. jared

    ok you guys are all idiots…tim mcgraw is a redneck. The guy that gets pulled on stage is a redneck…so really what we have here is 2 stupid rednecks. One is fat and stinks, the other one can sing. However, i still side with the fat one…So that makes Tim McGraw some kind of redneck douchebag jock type guy, that really probably has beaten every woman he’s been involved with, but just wanted to look like a hero while disrespecting one of his own fans…..Tim Mcgraw = Redneck Idiot.. go ride a horse..and all of you other rednecks..go fuck yourselves….Rock on bitches

  6. CountryFan

    TIM MCGRAW IS NOT COUNTRY MUSIC!

    Real Country music is AWESOME- Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, The Mavericks, Suzy Bogguss, etc. REAL TALENT. And amazing songs and amazing voices

    Tim McGraw is not talented and this song is idiotic. I love Country Music and people have to realize this is the bad stuff. The good stuff is there, you just have to find it. Country is a BIG GENRE!

  7. Jenny

    staged or not, kickass song!
    Indian Outlaw

  8. RandyM

    Yeah, that guy was sizeable–in his belly.

  9. Your mom

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  10. Mike

    Tim McGraw is a pussy, all of it was staged. He couldn’t beat up my 89 year old Grandmother. What I detest about McGraw is all his Bull S..t songs about our troops, I say let him and and the other wimp Toby Keith enlist in the Marines and live the life of a solidier instead of singing their songs about them. Neither one would be able to handle their first fire fight.

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  12. troops, I say let him and and the other wimp Toby Keith enlist in the Marines and live the life of a solidier instead of singing their songs about them. Neither one would be able to handle their first fire fight

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